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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #140 on: December 24, 2010, 01:30:35 PM »
Q34: does anyone know if the gnome calculus(A&EG) was ever updated, and Q35: can u dual wield them?
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #141 on: December 24, 2010, 01:46:57 PM »
Q34: does anyone know if the gnome calculus(A&EG) was ever updated, and Q35: can u dual wield them?

A34: It hasn't been updated.

A35: It's an oversized sling. As with slings, you can fire, but not load, a Gnome Calculus with one hand. Therefore, if you had two pre-loaded Gnome Calculi, you could use the TWF rules to make two attacks. You'd then either have to reload as per the reloading rules for slings (which means two move actions to reload both) or pick up two new Gnome Calculi to be able to attack with the TWF rules in the following round.

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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #142 on: December 24, 2010, 01:50:55 PM »
Q33
If you feat leech an Expanded Knowledge feat do you get "Expanded Knowledge:That power" or can you customize on the fly?

A33: The consensus is that you can choose the power. Therefore, for each EK you leech, you can pick the power that you learn, even if the character from whom you leeched the feat used the feat to gain knowledge of a different power.

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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #143 on: December 24, 2010, 01:53:44 PM »
Q32
Can Spell-Like Abilities qualify for the PERMANENT EMANATION feat (Epic Handbook)?
spells...." Therefore, the feat may only be applied to spells, not spell-like abilities. For the sake of argument, it seems perfectly reasonable to rule that this feat would apply to a SLA, however.

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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #144 on: December 24, 2010, 01:58:12 PM »
Q 30 Where can I find the "skeletal creature" template? It might be 3rd party, I don't know. All I got told was that it's stronger a template than the actual skeleton template from MMI.
Savage Species, IIRC. Or Libris Mortis.
BoVD has the bone creature templatepg.184
I'm thinking the Skeletal template is a 3rd party. The bone creature is sufficient.

Q 31 Does 3.5 have a starfish of any kind? It can be an aquatic animal, or it can a monster. Either is fine.

A31: Earlier editions did. For 3.5, I can't find one.

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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #145 on: December 24, 2010, 02:02:39 PM »
Q 30 Where can I find the "skeletal creature" template? It might be 3rd party, I don't know. All I got told was that it's stronger a template than the actual skeleton template from MMI.
Savage Species, IIRC. Or Libris Mortis.
BoVD has the bone creature templatepg.184
I'm thinking the Skeletal template is a 3rd party. The bone creature is sufficient.

Q 31 Does 3.5 have a starfish of any kind? It can be an aquatic animal, or it can a monster. Either is fine.

A31: Earlier editions did. For 3.5, I can't find one.
Hmm. It's actually an alien, but this works too. Just give it the aquatic template, and update it for 3.5 and all will be well.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #146 on: December 24, 2010, 02:59:41 PM »
Q34: does anyone know if the gnome calculus(A&EG) was ever updated, and Q35: can u dual wield them?

A34: It hasn't been updated.

A35: It's an oversized sling. As with slings, you can fire, but not load, a Gnome Calculus with one hand. Therefore, if you had two pre-loaded Gnome Calculi, you could use the TWF rules to make two attacks. You'd then either have to reload as per the reloading rules for slings (which means two move actions to reload both) or pick up two new Gnome Calculi to be able to attack with the TWF rules in the following round.

Q36: any ways to get a faster reload time or a better way to deliver thrown splash weapons, without Master thrower levels? I'm asking for a gestalt artificer20// x5+alchemical savant5+master alchemist10
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I see that you want to solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. You want to solve practical problems. F'r instance, how are you gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
And if that fails try this


 
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #147 on: December 24, 2010, 03:01:28 PM »
Q 37 Anyone know what the name of this creature is? I've gone through the updated version, and the pics, and nothing's telling me what it is.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #148 on: December 24, 2010, 03:13:20 PM »
Q 37 Anyone know what the name of this creature is? I've gone through the updated version, and the pics, and nothing's telling me what it is.

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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #149 on: December 24, 2010, 03:36:34 PM »
Q 37 Anyone know what the name of this creature is? I've gone through the updated version, and the pics, and nothing's telling me what it is.
Hmm, just need to update it to 3.5.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #150 on: December 24, 2010, 03:52:58 PM »
Q38

Is there a race with Favoured class Ardent

Q39

Anyway to make an Elans Favoured class Ardent?

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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #151 on: December 24, 2010, 04:03:06 PM »
A 39: Sure, Elan or any other race.  Look here.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #152 on: December 24, 2010, 04:15:46 PM »
Q 37 Anyone know what the name of this creature is? I've gone through the updated version, and the pics, and nothing's telling me what it is.
just went through the original module, and the only thing that I can come-up with is this (though, the illustration seems to be in its "hiding" form):
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SNAPPER-SAW: USE ILLUSTRATION #37. This plant has
broad, ribbed leaves radiating out 5'-7' from its bushy
center where plump and delicious smelling white berries
abound. Hidden in the bushy center are 3-6 (d4 + 2)
tough stalk-like leaves with sharp edges and jagged
thorny projections which remind the viewer of a saw. Any
creature stepping within the radius of the low growing
ribbed leaves will find that these growths will snap shut,
holding it fast, and the saw-like stalks then Rail the victim
to shed its juices and shred its flesh to feed the plant. A
trapped creature has a base 5% chance to break free, +5%
per point of strength, checking each round. Even if
successful in breaking free, the victim is subject to one
round of saw stalk attacks. Each saw stalk attacks as
a 5 HD monster, inflicting 2-5 hit points of damage.
Note: Berries can be transparent golden color or yellowgreen,
Snapper leaves are AC 7 and take 12 hit points of
damage each to sever. Saw stalks are AC 4 and take 20 hit
points of damage to break. The central bush takes 25-30
(d6 + 24) hit points of damage to kill, and when it is dead,
the leaves and stalks die. Bush AC is 9. The berries are nonpoisonous.

I know that it may seem like a stretch, but the art work from those days tended to be quite horrible.

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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #153 on: December 24, 2010, 04:16:58 PM »
Q40: Does a full attack from pounce get the +2 to attack from a charge?

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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #154 on: December 24, 2010, 04:18:46 PM »
I know that it may seem like a stretch, but the art work from those days tended to be quite horrible.
The snapper saw is Illustration #43. It's the tree with a rabbit on top. I've looked and looked, and even went through the interviews regarding the cover, but nothing. All I found was that the cover was supposed to give a hint as to the origin of the creatures, but apparently that later got removed from the book.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #155 on: December 24, 2010, 04:21:30 PM »
I know that it may seem like a stretch, but the art work from those days tended to be quite horrible.
The snapper saw is Illustration #43. It's the tree with a rabbit on top. I've looked and looked, and even went through the interviews regarding the cover, but nothing. All I found was that the cover was supposed to give a hint as to the origin of the creatures, but apparently that later got removed from the book.

That is the Wolf-in-Sheep's-Clothing.  Top google hit for "stupid D&D monsters" is an article that includes it.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #156 on: December 24, 2010, 04:23:19 PM »
Q34: Does a full attack from pounce get the +2 to attack from a charge?
I don't see why it wouldn't.
pounce is a charge option ....

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If you stop ignoring 289 pages telling what the intent is to stretch "more power" in your own god complexion of your interpretation trumps all to cover ability adjustments from aging then I will ignore a quarter page of rules that exist within a sidebar.
I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.

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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #157 on: December 24, 2010, 04:26:07 PM »
I know that it may seem like a stretch, but the art work from those days tended to be quite horrible.
The snapper saw is Illustration #43. It's the tree with a rabbit on top. I've looked and looked, and even went through the interviews regarding the cover, but nothing. All I found was that the cover was supposed to give a hint as to the origin of the creatures, but apparently that later got removed from the book.

That is the Wolf-in-Sheep's-Clothing.  Top google hit for "stupid D&D monsters" is an article that includes it.
You're right. I misspoke. Tome of Horrors confirmed that.

Snapper Saw, or Forester's Bane, is also in Tome of Horrors. It's actually Illustration 37.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #158 on: December 24, 2010, 08:06:14 PM »
Q32
Can Spell-Like Abilities qualify for the PERMANENT EMANATION feat (Epic Handbook)?
spells...." Therefore, the feat may only be applied to spells, not spell-like abilities. For the sake of argument, it seems perfectly reasonable to rule that this feat would apply to a SLA, however.

I assumed as much.
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Re: Ask a Simple Question 21: Dunkadooballs!
« Reply #159 on: December 25, 2010, 02:57:35 AM »
Q41

There is a monster that is basically a flying deer, it's from Roman mythology, does anyone know its name?