Q239:
In binding a being that grants wishes, what wording will be very hard for a DM to twist in order to get inherent bonuses to stats?
(I'm not being greedy, just want to boost my stats slightly)
Dude? Don't even go there. Binding wish-granters is bad mojo, no matter how greedy you think you're not being.
Meh. It's pretty retarded that it is actually dead easy to do, and yet some kind of "in-game" taboo exists against it. I prefer institutionalizing it via the "Wish economy", rather than pretending that it doesn't exist. The same goes for all the easy "free money" methods that exist in D&D.
If you do start doing this kind of thing and your DM
doesn't have house rules (or Inevitables, or Angry Efreet Lords
TM, or whatever)set up to deal with it, it can easily ruin the game. Of course if you limit yourself to wishing for stat boosts that's not going to break anything, but the only limitation on that is your own self-control.
And... I'm sure this is going to lead to some big, off-topic, derailing argument... If you feel so compelled, I'd suggest you take it here:
http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=3892.0