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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #100 on: July 13, 2008, 02:47:45 AM »
Quote from: EjoThims on July 12, 2008, 09:24:14 AM
Quote from: ubernoob on July 12, 2008, 09:17:53 AM
Ever fought with a pair of daggers?

Not daggers specifically, but that's different than how the rules handle it anyway.
TWF is analagous to MWF.  Just feel how TWF actually works and you'll understand.  I wield twin daggers as my specialty, so whatever.

In any case, good job.
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #101 on: July 13, 2008, 06:29:17 AM »
It's a pegleg, so we should be able to replace every leg.

Problem is it doesn't grant any attacks, so I'm not sure how that works out with the gloves.
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #102 on: July 13, 2008, 03:20:45 PM »
So is this Cthulu's true form?
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #103 on: July 13, 2008, 05:25:41 PM »
Quote from: skydragonknight on July 13, 2008, 03:20:45 PM
So is this Cthulu's true form?

Well...it looks more and more like him/her...
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #104 on: July 13, 2008, 05:39:16 PM »
Quote from: EjoThims on July 13, 2008, 06:29:17 AM
It's a pegleg, so we should be able to replace every leg.

Problem is it doesn't grant any attacks, so I'm not sure how that works out with the gloves.
It specifically grants 10 tentacles and gloves of man specifies that you just have to have tentacles for the ability to work. It says nothing about tentacles that can make attacks, so it works :P
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #105 on: July 13, 2008, 05:52:34 PM »
Quote from: aftercrescent on July 13, 2008, 05:39:16 PM
Quote from: EjoThims on July 13, 2008, 06:29:17 AM
It's a pegleg, so we should be able to replace every leg.

Problem is it doesn't grant any attacks, so I'm not sure how that works out with the gloves.
It specifically grants 10 tentacles and gloves of man specifies that you just have to have tentacles for the ability to work. It says nothing about tentacles that can make attacks, so it works :P
Well, it could be like having an extra arm that's too weak to hold anything...
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #106 on: July 13, 2008, 06:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Prime32 on July 13, 2008, 05:52:34 PM
Well, it could be like having an extra arm that's too weak to hold anything...
Even if that were the case, the Gloves of Man overturn that with their "The wearer can use her full strength and dexterity" rule. :D
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #107 on: July 13, 2008, 06:36:49 PM »
Quote from: aftercrescent on July 13, 2008, 06:04:13 PM
Even if that were the case, the Gloves of Man overturn that with their "The wearer can use her full strength and dexterity" rule. :D

Evil evil indeed.

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And this means we do have to update the picture... All those leg tentacles sprouting into 10 more... And the arm with a snake head on it... WHICH IS A HEAD! AND ALL OUR HEADS GET WHAT ANY HEAD GETS.

How did I miss that. That snake arm has 4 tentacles and a gore... SOOO updated.
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Re: 145,744 attacks in a single action
« Reply #108 on: July 13, 2008, 06:50:19 PM »
This is how I imagine an encounter with this thing would go:

You see a mass of tenta...

You die. 

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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #109 on: July 13, 2008, 06:52:39 PM »
Quote from: EjoThims on July 13, 2008, 06:36:49 PM
And this means we do have to update the picture... All those leg tentacles sprouting into 10 more... And the arm with a snake head on it... WHICH IS A HEAD! AND ALL OUR HEADS GET WHAT ANY HEAD GETS.

How did I miss that. That snake arm has 4 tentacles and a gore... SOOO updated.

Wait, how does a graft get tentacles and horns? ???
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Re: 145,744 attacks in a single action
« Reply #110 on: July 13, 2008, 06:57:56 PM »
Quote from: BobismyRhino on July 13, 2008, 06:50:19 PM
This is how I an encounter with this thing would go:

DM: You see a mass a Lizoctataur.

PCs: A what?

DM: Nevermind, you're dead. Very dead.

Fixed.  ;)

Quote from: Prime32 on July 13, 2008, 06:52:39 PM

Wait, how does a graft get tentacles and horns? ???

Because RaW works is silly. But by the Multi-headed template, all heads we have gain the natural attacks of any heads we have, not just those granted by the template.
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Re: 145,744 attacks in a single action
« Reply #111 on: July 13, 2008, 09:28:35 PM »
I guess those pirate grafts After and I found (I searched the dragondex for "grafts" and pointed him at the issue. He then dug it up and did rules-fu on it.) added a bit to this.

I'm not sure if I should help anymore...even pointing at something and saying "have you looked here yet?" brings you closer and closer to Chuck.

Am I allowed to help someone beat myself? What are the rules on that? I'm a sucker for records and love helping people with them(as I helped True Shinken on the feats record). Ah hell. I'll compromise. If I think of something passively I won't withhold the information. :)
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Re: 145,744 attacks in a single action
« Reply #112 on: July 14, 2008, 06:00:15 AM »
Quote from: skydragonknight on July 13, 2008, 09:28:35 PM
Am I allowed to help someone beat myself? What are the rules on that?

Everything is acceptable in the name of Science!

Well... Except the things that aren't.
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #113 on: July 14, 2008, 08:21:35 AM »
Quote from: EjoThims on July 13, 2008, 06:36:49 PM
How did I miss that. That snake arm has 4 tentacles and a gore... SOOO updated.

Snake arm, tentacles, and gore in one sentence spells tentacle rape...  :hide
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #114 on: July 14, 2008, 08:26:44 AM »
Quote from: Nox_Noctis on July 14, 2008, 08:21:35 AM

Snake arm, tentacles, and gore in one sentence spells tentacle rape...  :hide

This thing is pretty much the definition of tentacle rape at this point.
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Re: 145,744 attacks in a single action
« Reply #115 on: July 14, 2008, 12:52:04 PM »
Now you just need someone to play the Japanese schoolgirl... :eh
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Re: 145,744 attacks in a single action
« Reply #116 on: July 14, 2008, 12:55:38 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on July 14, 2008, 12:52:04 PM
Now you just need someone to play the Japanese schoolgirl... :eh

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Re: 145,744 attacks in a single action
« Reply #117 on: July 14, 2008, 02:17:54 PM »
A girl in my group used that a couple of times as a distraction (in game that is, haven't seen her do it out game yet  :P), and I don't know if this is intentional or not, but last session we stumbled upon some mind flayers in some sort of stasis  :o
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Re: 145,744 attacks in a single action
« Reply #118 on: July 14, 2008, 02:44:34 PM »
My girlfriend and I were at dinner with a friend last night and we were trying to explain this monstrosity to said friend.  His response was classic...

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Re: 145,744 attacks in a single action
« Reply #119 on: July 14, 2008, 02:50:40 PM »
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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