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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #80 on: July 12, 2008, 08:07:11 AM »
Updated... over 80k attacks now.

That's 13940 attacks each second.

That's 2023.5 attacks in the literal blink of an eye.

Each individual attack takes less than .000075 seconds to complete.

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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #81 on: July 12, 2008, 09:00:49 AM »
Multiple limbs.  The limbs strike at the same time, not in sequence.
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #82 on: July 12, 2008, 09:09:42 AM »
Multiple limbs.  The limbs strike at the same time, not in sequence.

I was unaware of that. I thought it worked MWF worked the same way TWF in that regard, mainhand at highest BAB, offhand at highest BAB, 2nd offhand at highest BAB, etc.

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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #83 on: July 12, 2008, 09:17:53 AM »
Multiple limbs.  The limbs strike at the same time, not in sequence.

I was unaware of that. I thought it worked MWF worked the same way TWF in that regard, mainhand at highest BAB, offhand at highest BAB, 2nd offhand at highest BAB, etc.
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #84 on: July 12, 2008, 09:24:14 AM »
Ever fought with a pair of daggers?

Not daggers specifically, but that's different than how the rules handle it anyway.

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Re: 19,897 attacks in a single action
« Reply #85 on: July 12, 2008, 10:44:16 AM »
Ta-da! :D



Well, does that mean the picture needs updating ?

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Re: 19,897 attacks in a single action
« Reply #86 on: July 12, 2008, 10:50:57 AM »
Well, does that mean the picture needs updating ?

Only thing on the final form that was changed was the addition of the serpent arm.

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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #87 on: July 12, 2008, 12:06:09 PM »
I think the lesson that we can take away from this is that tentacles solve everything, and if you have a problem, then you just need more tentacles.
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Re: 7000 attacks in a single full attack
« Reply #88 on: July 12, 2008, 12:22:48 PM »
Btw... 2,650,244 is our next goal to beat.

That's how many individual throw attacks Chuck can make over a full round with his action cascade.

1152140 ft speed for Chuck and he can move double that as part of a single Tornado throw. 2304280 ft, and one throw for every 10', so 230,428 throws in a single full-round action(he gets a fair amount of these).

Since you were looking at a single full attack/full-round action, that's the next number to beat. And you're just over a third of the way there. Not too shaby.
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #89 on: July 12, 2008, 12:27:39 PM »
I think the lesson that we can take away from this is that tentacles solve everything, and if you have a problem, then you just need more tentacles.

Prehensile tails work in much the same manner as tentacles. :evillaugh
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #90 on: July 12, 2008, 12:43:12 PM »
I think the lesson that we can take away from this is that tentacles solve everything, and if you have a problem, then you just need more tentacles.

Prehensile tails work in much the same manner as tentacles. :evillaugh

Only with Improved Grab.
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #91 on: July 12, 2008, 01:20:32 PM »
I think the lesson that we can take away from this is that tentacles solve everything, and if you have a problem, then you just need more tentacles.

Prehensile tails work in much the same manner as tentacles. :evillaugh

Only with Improved Grab.

Well what grappler doesn't have that? ^.^
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #92 on: July 12, 2008, 01:37:59 PM »
Why does all this talk about tentacles seem wrong somehow? :P

Also, Sunic, you do realize foxes don't have prehensile tails, right?  ;)
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #93 on: July 12, 2008, 02:41:29 PM »
Why does all this talk about tentacles seem wrong somehow? :P

Also, Sunic, you do realize foxes don't have prehensile tails, right?  ;)

You are correct that foxes do not. What is your point?

And what's wrong about it? :P
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Re: 7000 attacks in a single full attack
« Reply #94 on: July 12, 2008, 05:24:09 PM »

1152140 ft speed for Chuck and he can move double that as part of a single Tornado throw. 2304280 ft, and one throw for every 10', so 230,428 throws in a single full-round action(he gets a fair amount of these).

Since you were looking at a single full attack/full-round action, that's the next number to beat. And you're just over a third of the way there. Not too shaby.

The next, yes, but my ultimate goal is to beat his total turn attacks with this beastie's single full round action attacks.

And all as granted too, none of this relying on targets to be there to be hit.

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Re: 7000 attacks in a single full attack
« Reply #95 on: July 12, 2008, 07:19:54 PM »

1152140 ft speed for Chuck and he can move double that as part of a single Tornado throw. 2304280 ft, and one throw for every 10', so 230,428 throws in a single full-round action(he gets a fair amount of these).

Since you were looking at a single full attack/full-round action, that's the next number to beat. And you're just over a third of the way there. Not too shaby.

The next, yes, but my ultimate goal is to beat his total turn attacks with this beastie's single full round action attacks.

And all as granted too, none of this relying on targets to be there to be hit.

It feels strange to be the progenitor of someone else's ultimate obstacle.
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Re: 7000 attacks in a single full attack
« Reply #96 on: July 12, 2008, 10:22:03 PM »

It feels strange to be the progenitor of someone else's ultimate obstacle.

Well... We've already well surpassed every other number of attacks record... So taking down Chuck (which would only require 2 more doublings and a few extra mainhand attacks) is the next step.

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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #97 on: July 13, 2008, 12:04:35 AM »
Well there's the Pirate Grafts (Dragon Mag 318)... Specifically the Leg of Squid graft (page 54) which grants you 10 tentacles... I mean it halves your base speed, but who really cares about that? :smirk

So yeah, pop on 10 more tentacles and see how those gloves of man enjoy more offhand attacks.
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #98 on: July 13, 2008, 12:12:36 AM »
Well there's the Pirate Grafts (Dragon Mag 318)... Specifically the Leg of Squid graft (page 54) which grants you 10 tentacles... I mean it halves your base speed, but who really cares about that? :smirk

So yeah, pop on 10 more tentacles and see how those gloves of man enjoy more offhand attacks.
What happens if we graft Leg of Squid onto each of the squid legs we have from the lizoctotaur? That's 72 extra tentacles.

By my calculation, that's an extra 62208 attacks, if this is legal. New total: 143148 attacks. One more doubling, and we beat Chuck's full-round action.
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Re: 80,940 attacks in a single action
« Reply #99 on: July 13, 2008, 01:23:38 AM »
The graft itself doesn't say a limit, and I'm not completely boned up on the graft rules from Fiend Folio so I don't know if there's a limit to the number of a certain graft that can be applied...??? If it's legal, that'd be a great option
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