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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #620 on: April 12, 2009, 06:46:57 PM »
About not being seen?   I get that.  Usually when I am trying to ask a girl out, she walks away in mid-sentence as if I wasn't talking directly at her.

One day, I hope to meet a woman that's worth the amount of effort it takes to get her attention.
You should totally try to ask me out, I'd listen.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #621 on: April 12, 2009, 06:52:01 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #622 on: April 12, 2009, 07:06:12 PM »
GIRL

That's actually really creepy! Who would post up pictures of their own daughter and then pretend to be them? I got shivers when I thought about that.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #623 on: April 12, 2009, 07:12:34 PM »
I was counting on the fact that CA might be desperate enough to try to hit me.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #624 on: April 12, 2009, 07:25:30 PM »
GIRL
My favorite part: "Welcome to the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents."  :lmao
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

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« Reply #625 on: April 12, 2009, 07:29:46 PM »
My best friend has the same trick (he's white though). He doesn't even mean to do it, but virtually everyone will forget he's in a room.
Sounds like he's a Void Incarnate.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #626 on: April 12, 2009, 08:00:19 PM »
In other news, a local (as in nationwide) magazine can't really tell the difference between guy and girl porn (or hardcore and softcore porn for that matter). They had this relatively short article on some woman who happened to direct girl porn like it was something "new". Asia freaking Carrera retired as an actress five years ago and she directs now, but not so much as a whistle for her.

Gotta love when people are idiots.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #627 on: April 12, 2009, 08:13:01 PM »
GIRL

That's actually really creepy! Who would post up pictures of their own daughter and then pretend to be them? I got shivers when I thought about that.
Pffft. We all know you're AC's alt.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
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Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #628 on: April 12, 2009, 11:12:25 PM »
GIRL

That's actually really creepy! Who would post up pictures of their own daughter and then pretend to be them? I got shivers when I thought about that.
Pffft. We all know you're AC's alt.
I always figured AC was BimR's alt....
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #629 on: April 12, 2009, 11:18:43 PM »
GIRL
My favorite part: "Welcome to the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents."  :lmao

They are right, it's older than they think. That saying has been around since chat rooms were born.


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #630 on: April 12, 2009, 11:28:08 PM »
Pffft. We all know you're AC's alt.
I always figured AC was BimR's alt....

 :lmao I've been found out! Or he's been found out! Which is it?


On a side note: you should totally see me and AC try to imitate each other. It gets really mean and nasty really fast.  :D

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #631 on: April 12, 2009, 11:32:01 PM »
Pffft. We all know you're AC's alt.
I always figured AC was BimR's alt....

 :lmao I've been found out! Or he's been found out! Which is it?


On a side note: you should totally see me and AC try to imitate each other. It gets really mean and nasty really fast.  :D
It's just much easier on the psyche to think that hawt elf girl sometimes pretends to have cajones, rather than AC in drag as hawt elf GIRL.   :p
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #632 on: April 12, 2009, 11:33:18 PM »
You know you like it Inna, ;)
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« Reply #633 on: April 12, 2009, 11:59:36 PM »
Where are these pictures that keep getting referenced? I'm positive I've not seen any guy-dressed-as-a-hawt-elf pictures laying about anywhere... :P
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #634 on: April 13, 2009, 12:12:57 AM »
Check the Real Life pictures thread for pictures of many of our members, including the elusive BobismyRhino.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #635 on: April 13, 2009, 12:16:09 AM »
McPoyo wants those pics of you dressed as the elf, AC. :P

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« Reply #636 on: April 13, 2009, 12:19:08 AM »
He's gonna have to pay, just like everyone else. :D
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« Reply #637 on: April 13, 2009, 12:24:55 AM »
Send $25 to:......  :whistle
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« Reply #638 on: April 13, 2009, 12:26:21 AM »
You only got that discount because we like you, Inna. :P
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« Reply #639 on: April 13, 2009, 12:30:37 AM »
Actually, they're plastered all over CNN by now, if my informant got the money from the drop point like he was supposed to.