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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #740 on: April 29, 2009, 06:09:30 PM »
My friend in Anatomy showed this to me...

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So? :P It's still funny. And definitely funnier than the overplayed objection flash ;)
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #741 on: April 30, 2009, 02:04:37 AM »
4chan screws up Time's poll

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To further optimize their voting they created a  poll front-end that allowed you to enter votes quickly while giving you an update of the poll status (and since it is a 4chan kind of crowd, they also provided the option to stream some porn just to keep you company while you are subverting one of the largest media companies in the world.

I loled.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #742 on: April 30, 2009, 06:48:01 AM »
Yeah, I saw the link at 4chan some time ago, it was hilarious. Time got owned and it makes me a happy camper.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #744 on: April 30, 2009, 09:39:18 AM »
Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics.  You won, but you're still retarded.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #745 on: April 30, 2009, 09:45:25 AM »
Yeah, I saw the link at 4chan some time ago, it was hilarious. Time got owned and it makes me a happy camper.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #746 on: April 30, 2009, 10:04:17 AM »
It was a large scale organised attack! Time's defenses were laughable though. Didn't someone notice when the votebots started?

Speaking of which, where did Obama end up on that, Tshern?
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

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Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #747 on: April 30, 2009, 01:21:16 PM »
So apparently they had a final exam for one of my lab classes. Nobody informed me of this. First I heard of it was when they announced today that they had the grades back for everyone. For some reason, I'm not even annoyed.

Also, unrelated to the above, I heard somebody shout "Shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" while I was walking back to my dorm. I'm not exactly sure how that's supposed to work. Have we worked out telepathy yet?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #748 on: April 30, 2009, 03:05:08 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIkJgH6uN_c

sheep can be spooky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fht4iULu0w8

I used to have sheep as pets too.  When i was a kid we had one that hated me, i slammed a basketball on her head when she started chewing on my toes.  Trust me that guy had it nice. Ours would chase me every time i got inside the fence to feed them, not bad to out run a sheep as a 6 year old, until the day she died years later.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #749 on: April 30, 2009, 05:39:28 PM »
Already posted, Boz.

Wow, I'm hiding things from myself now. That's interesting.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #750 on: April 30, 2009, 06:00:42 PM »
Already posted, Boz.

Wow, I'm hiding things from myself now. That's interesting.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #751 on: April 30, 2009, 06:01:40 PM »
Already posted, Boz.

Wow, I'm hiding things from myself now. That's interesting.
*Sits down with a notebook and a pen, a big book on the table next to the chair*
Would you like to tell us about your mother?

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #752 on: May 01, 2009, 12:37:36 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #753 on: May 03, 2009, 05:25:41 AM »
I at least chuckle when reading the summary on crystalkeep for the Dry Lich.

"A divine caster who turned itself into a dessert based undead to gain immortality."

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #754 on: May 03, 2009, 09:39:17 AM »
I at least chuckle when reading the summary on crystalkeep for the Dry Lich.

"A divine caster who turned itself into a dessert based undead to gain immortality."


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #755 on: May 05, 2009, 03:43:30 AM »
See the world as I see it!!!

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #756 on: May 05, 2009, 03:42:02 PM »
That made me cringe in horror, BimR. I need to go look at boobs now :(
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #757 on: May 05, 2009, 05:31:52 PM »
I see your cornify, BimR, and raise you one planet full of unicorns
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #758 on: May 05, 2009, 07:02:56 PM »
Must. Go. Watch. Porn.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #759 on: May 05, 2009, 08:36:18 PM »
I see your cornify, BimR, and raise you one planet full of unicorns

YAY!!!  :lmao

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