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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #420 on: December 13, 2008, 12:27:02 AM »

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #421 on: December 14, 2008, 11:37:27 AM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #423 on: December 15, 2008, 10:09:41 PM »
I love the friggin' Snickers commercials...

They make me LOL so hard.

I SO want to dress up in costume and go on a road trip. It'd be so much fun!


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #424 on: December 15, 2008, 10:26:49 PM »
Join the SCA. We do that on a regular basis.  :D

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #425 on: December 15, 2008, 10:31:02 PM »
SCA?

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #426 on: December 15, 2008, 10:46:25 PM »

Society for Creative Anachronism.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #427 on: December 15, 2008, 11:43:54 PM »
http://www.sca.org/

Yes, Society for Creative Anachronism. Essentially, we recreate the the past the way we would have liked to live it. (We're essentially the medieval version of Civil War re-enactors. Or however it's spelled.) Everything from about 1600 and earlier is permitted. I myself am a Norse wanderer.

It's a lot of fun. We're also totally crazy.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #428 on: December 16, 2008, 12:29:00 AM »
Whoa... That looks like a TON of work.

I don't think I'd be into that, personally. I don't want to wear a dress, I want to wear armor! I'm more of a brawler... not a lady.
I would get thrown out of those events so quick...

Looks cool though. I actually THOUGHT about it for a minute. Then I realized that I'd probably have to be all lady-like and learn to sew and do girly crafts. Pass. 

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #429 on: December 16, 2008, 12:48:55 AM »
The chapter near me doesn't have gender restrictions, BimR.
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Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #430 on: December 16, 2008, 02:54:43 AM »
Excellent, excellent...  :plotting

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #431 on: December 16, 2008, 03:37:02 AM »
You can be as girly, or not, as you choose. I don't know of any areas in the SCA that would restrict what you could do based on gender. I've known quite a few women who put on armor, grab a big stick, and go out to beat the ever-lovin' hell out of the male fighters in the ring.

Just so you know, Royalty for each kingdom changes hands every six months. Three months after the King and Queen are crowned, there's a tournament to see who will become the next Prince and Princess. Normally, a man fights for a lady in the tournament. However, there's been at least one Queen who fought for a man in the tournament, instead.

So, yeah. No gender-based restrictions on activities.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #432 on: December 16, 2008, 04:55:24 AM »
Hahaha! Awesome! If I find another job and can earn enough money to buy sufficient attire, I'll totally think about doing it.


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #433 on: December 16, 2008, 05:12:31 AM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #434 on: December 17, 2008, 09:53:06 PM »
AC was making fun of me because I was being racist.

Our two black friends (who were wearing black) were walking up to a tinted window, it was dark outside and the lights were bright inside, and I'm nearsighted, so anything in the dark and far away is blurry and hard to see... Needless to say, I couldn't see them, save for the McDonald's that they were carrying (in white bags). I laughed and mentioned this to AC, and he promptly tells them what I said, and they get all, omgsoracistlol.

I try to defend myself by blurting out: "I'm not racist! I just don't have nightvision!"

That REALLY helped my case.

I need to think more before speaking.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #435 on: December 17, 2008, 11:26:22 PM »
At my prom, one of my friends (an incredibly dark black man), wore a black suit, black tie, black everything. There is a picture of him and his date (stereotypical blonde white girl) taken outside at night, where all you can literally see, unless you enhance the image in Pshop, is the blonde girl in a nice dress, and then a disembodied smile.

I kid you not.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #436 on: December 18, 2008, 12:56:32 AM »
Do you by any chance have that picture to show to us?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #437 on: December 18, 2008, 02:12:12 AM »
AC was making fun of me because I was being racist.

Our two black friends (who were wearing black) were walking up to a tinted window, it was dark outside and the lights were bright inside, and I'm nearsighted, so anything in the dark and far away is blurry and hard to see... Needless to say, I couldn't see them, save for the McDonald's that they were carrying (in white bags). I laughed and mentioned this to AC, and he promptly tells them what I said, and they get all, omgsoracistlol.

I try to defend myself by blurting out: "I'm not racist! I just don't have nightvision!"

That REALLY helped my case.

I need to think more before speaking.

BimR, word of advice... when someone is out to screw with you, thinking before you say anything NEVER helps.

More often than not because people don't care what you think in such situations.  :D
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #438 on: December 22, 2008, 10:38:36 AM »
« Last Edit: December 22, 2008, 10:40:44 AM by Sunic_Flames »
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Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

[spoiler]
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #439 on: December 22, 2008, 03:35:12 PM »
I dodge your smite and counter with my penis?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!