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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #880 on: June 08, 2009, 02:51:03 PM »
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The world according to americans
favorite part: SANTA!!!!
My favorite part: Africa isn't even on there.  :lmao
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #881 on: June 08, 2009, 02:51:48 PM »
I would have probably picked Uzbekistan first, thanks to Borat.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #882 on: June 08, 2009, 02:57:24 PM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on June 08, 2009, 02:51:48 PM
I would have probably picked Uzbekistan first, thanks to Borat.

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Wasn't he supposedly from Kazachstan? :eh
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #883 on: June 08, 2009, 02:58:29 PM »
I wouldn't think of America starting with a "U" any more than I would say that China starts with a P, North Korea starts with a "D", Congo starts with "R", or any other proper names.  

Grantes, the full names of all those countries are United States of America, People's Republic of China, Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and the Republic of Congo.  
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #884 on: June 08, 2009, 02:59:13 PM »
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I would have probably picked Uzbekistan first, thanks to Borat.

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Wasn't he supposedly from Kazachstan? :eh


One of his schicks was making fun of Uzbekhistan. 
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #885 on: June 08, 2009, 02:59:50 PM »
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I would have probably picked Uzbekistan first, thanks to Borat.

"Assholes!" * buzz! *

Wasn't he supposedly from Kazachstan? :eh


One of his schicks was making fun of Uzbekhistan. 

Ah right, been a while since I last saw it...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #886 on: June 08, 2009, 03:16:43 PM »
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But that's not what they say in, like, the Iraq. Probably because they don't have any maps...

I seem to recall a story of someone thinking Iraq was adjacent to Canada being posted on these boards. Can't remember who posted it, but the thread's title had something to do with Republicans and mail.

http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=1993.0

There ya go.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #887 on: June 09, 2009, 03:21:06 AM »
http://www.xkcd.com/555/
When I was little, I used to scare my friends by going into the bathroom and screaming bloody Mary three times...because they were too scared to do it themselves. :D

This comic made me ROFL really hard. I totally could see myself doing that.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #888 on: June 11, 2009, 02:53:42 PM »
Doing some research on search terms for Google. In the past 24 hours, for searches involving the phrase "old people," the number 3 search was old people sex with 502 searches.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #889 on: June 11, 2009, 02:56:36 PM »
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Doing some research on search terms for Google. In the past 24 hours, for searches involving the phrase "old people," the number 3 search was old people sex with 502 searches.
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What were 1 and 2?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #890 on: June 11, 2009, 02:57:44 PM »
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Doing some research on search terms for Google. In the past 24 hours, for searches involving the phrase "old people," the number 3 search was old people sex with 502 searches.
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What were 1 and 2?
Lemonparty much? :P
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #891 on: June 11, 2009, 03:45:43 PM »
Old people and Old people birthday jokes were 1 & 2.
Out of the top 10, though, 7 were related to naked/nude old people porn/having sex/fucking. Google will never cease to prove that the internet is for porn.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #892 on: June 11, 2009, 03:52:32 PM »
More google related notes:
Even with strict SafeSearch on, an image search for "tenacle monster" will give you almost exclusively porn.
Don't do an image search for "fishhook". Just... argh.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #893 on: June 11, 2009, 03:59:54 PM »
Too late. What was so bad about that? The eyes?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #894 on: June 11, 2009, 04:02:06 PM »
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Too late. What was so bad about that? The eyes?
Yeah. It combines Eye Scream with my worst phobia, so maybe it's subjective.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #895 on: June 11, 2009, 04:03:52 PM »
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Too late. What was so bad about that? The eyes?
Yeah. It combines Eye Scream with my worst phobia, so maybe it's subjective.
So what would that phobia be?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #896 on: June 11, 2009, 04:04:50 PM »
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Too late. What was so bad about that? The eyes?
Yeah. It combines Eye Scream with my worst phobia, so maybe it's subjective.
So what would that phobia be?

Needles (and pointy things in general) piercing skin or body parts.
That is also why I find piercings abhorrent.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #897 on: June 11, 2009, 04:24:30 PM »
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Too late. What was so bad about that? The eyes?
Yeah. It combines Eye Scream with my worst phobia, so maybe it's subjective.
So what would that phobia be?

Needles (and pointy things in general) piercing skin or body parts.
That is also why I find piercings abhorrent.

Blood for tests :P?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #898 on: June 11, 2009, 04:27:11 PM »
That's a surprisingly common phobia from what I understand. :P
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #899 on: June 11, 2009, 04:31:49 PM »
A very understandable one.
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