« previous next »
Pages: « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 »

Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex...  (Read 168636 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

PhaedrusXY

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 8022
  • Advanced Spambot
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #780 on: November 30, 2008, 12:48:32 AM »
Quote from: emissary666 on November 29, 2008, 11:30:45 AM
"Well, now that I have you, I think I should tell you I'm a necrophiliac..."
:lmao
Logged
[spoiler]
Quote from: Lycanthromancer on September 12, 2011, 09:40:53 PM
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
Quote from: borsniel on September 12, 2011, 11:28:16 PM
...thanks
[/spoiler]

emissary666

  • King Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 902
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #781 on: December 02, 2008, 01:04:25 PM »
"To tell the truth, I lied about having a vasectomy."
Logged
I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire

Bread does not need a reason

PhaedrusXY

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 8022
  • Advanced Spambot
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #782 on: December 02, 2008, 01:35:39 PM »
Quote from: emissary666 on December 02, 2008, 01:04:25 PM
"To tell the truth, I lied about having a vasectomy."
That was one of the subplots in Desperate Housewives (my wife likes that show...).
Logged
[spoiler]
Quote from: Lycanthromancer on September 12, 2011, 09:40:53 PM
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
Quote from: borsniel on September 12, 2011, 11:28:16 PM
...thanks
[/spoiler]

BowenSilverclaw

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 5337
  • Walking that fine line between genius and insanity
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #783 on: December 02, 2008, 02:12:53 PM »
Sure Phaedrus, sure... ;)


:P
Logged
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

Quote from: J0lt
You caught a fish.  It was awesome.   :lol

Archmage Joda

  • Bi-Curious George
  • ****
  • Posts: 505
  • Parenchaaaaaaaaaannn!!!
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #784 on: December 02, 2008, 02:25:02 PM »
Squadalah! We are off!
Logged
"My advanced brain is far too meaty to be swayed. Plus, it's practically dripping with genius sauce made from a special recipe of 11 herbs and spices" - Black Mage

emissary666

  • King Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 902
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #785 on: December 02, 2008, 04:29:09 PM »
"Your mother and I are so proud your not a virgin anymore."
Logged
I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire

Bread does not need a reason

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #786 on: December 02, 2008, 04:44:39 PM »
Quote from: emissary666 on December 02, 2008, 04:29:09 PM
"Your mother and I are so proud your not a virgin anymore."

That's totally dependant on who the mother is, what sex the person you spoke to is, and who the heck are YOU.
Logged
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!

emissary666

  • King Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 902
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #787 on: December 02, 2008, 04:50:39 PM »
The intention is father talking to daughter post coitus.
Logged
I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire

Bread does not need a reason

ksbsnowowl

  • Grape ape
  • *****
  • Posts: 1645
  • Wishing I was a raging Norseman
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #788 on: December 05, 2008, 04:34:36 AM »
I feel so left out of this thread.... I can't say anything to my wife during sex.   :(

This usually suffices though:


I suppose I could always do this too:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

For those not in the know, I can't say anything to my wife at any time.  I just gesticulate a lot.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2008, 04:36:12 AM by ksbsnowowl »
Logged
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

KSB Snow Owl's Archer Build thread

BobismyRhino

  • Hong Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 1051
  • *baby Bob kiss* MUAH!
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #789 on: December 05, 2008, 07:19:04 AM »
 :lmao

Rock on.
Logged

People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.

My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day.

Sunic_Flames

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • The Crusader of Logic.
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #790 on: December 05, 2008, 11:05:31 AM »
She can't read lips I take it?
Logged
Smiting Imbeciles since 1985.

If you hear this music, run.

And don't forget:

Quote from: BeholderSlayer on November 04, 2010, 11:08:45 AM

There is no greater contribution than Hi Welcome.

Quote from: RelentlessImp on November 06, 2010, 06:19:55 PM
Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

[spoiler]
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 21, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
[/spoiler]

BowenSilverclaw

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 5337
  • Walking that fine line between genius and insanity
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #791 on: December 05, 2008, 11:15:00 AM »
Not all postitions allow for that ;)
Logged
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

Quote from: J0lt
You caught a fish.  It was awesome.   :lol

ksbsnowowl

  • Grape ape
  • *****
  • Posts: 1645
  • Wishing I was a raging Norseman
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #792 on: December 05, 2008, 11:42:12 AM »
Quote from: Sunic_Flames on December 05, 2008, 11:05:31 AM
She can't read lips I take it?
No, not really.  It's a skill like any other, and some people suck as certain skills.  She sucks at that one.


Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on December 05, 2008, 11:15:00 AM
Not all postitions allow for that ;)
Very true.

I will admit, sometime shortly after meeting her in college, I wondered what kind of noises a deaf person would make during sex.  A few years later I found out.  They scream and moan in pleasure just like all the others are depicted.
Logged
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

KSB Snow Owl's Archer Build thread

Sunic_Flames

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • The Crusader of Logic.
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #793 on: December 05, 2008, 12:16:49 PM »
Heh. Fair enough.
Logged
Smiting Imbeciles since 1985.

If you hear this music, run.

And don't forget:

Quote from: BeholderSlayer on November 04, 2010, 11:08:45 AM

There is no greater contribution than Hi Welcome.

Quote from: RelentlessImp on November 06, 2010, 06:19:55 PM
Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

[spoiler]
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 21, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
[/spoiler]

emissary666

  • King Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 902
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #794 on: December 06, 2008, 06:20:03 PM »
Quote from: ksbsnowowl on December 05, 2008, 04:34:36 AM
I feel so left out of this thread.... I can't say anything to my wife during sex.   :(

This usually suffices though:


I suppose I could always do this too:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

For those not in the know, I can't say anything to my wife at any time.  I just gesticulate a lot.

Looks painful
Logged
I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire

Bread does not need a reason

Shoggoth

  • That monkey with the orange ass cheeks
  • ****
  • Posts: 246
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #795 on: December 08, 2008, 04:01:37 PM »
Quote from: emissary666 on December 06, 2008, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: ksbsnowowl on December 05, 2008, 04:34:36 AM
I feel so left out of this thread.... I can't say anything to my wife during sex.   :(

This usually suffices though:


I suppose I could always do this too:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

For those not in the know, I can't say anything to my wife at any time.  I just gesticulate a lot.

Looks painful

I think maybe you're thinking of this one -

Logged
Still came that eldritch, mocking cry - "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" and at last we remembered that the demoniac Shoggoths...had no voice save the imitated accents of their bygone masters.

BobismyRhino

  • Hong Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 1051
  • *baby Bob kiss* MUAH!
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #796 on: December 08, 2008, 04:33:45 PM »
Wall e

Me: Eeeeva?
AC: Waaaaall e!
Me: Eeeeeva!
AC: *sexy voice* waaaall e...
Me: Eeeeva....?
AC: *while humping my leg* Waaaaall e!
Me: *reflects on life and wonders where it all went wrong*


AC: *starts sucking on my arm to mess with me*
Me: Stop sucking on my weenis...
AC: *keeps sucking*
Me: I'm starting to like it.  :D
AC: *recoils*



 
Logged

People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.

My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day.

BowenSilverclaw

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 5337
  • Walking that fine line between genius and insanity
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #797 on: December 08, 2008, 04:39:02 PM »
Epic win is epic :P

Logged
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

Quote from: J0lt
You caught a fish.  It was awesome.   :lol

Sunic_Flames

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • The Crusader of Logic.
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #798 on: December 08, 2008, 04:45:09 PM »
Logged
Smiting Imbeciles since 1985.

If you hear this music, run.

And don't forget:

Quote from: BeholderSlayer on November 04, 2010, 11:08:45 AM

There is no greater contribution than Hi Welcome.

Quote from: RelentlessImp on November 06, 2010, 06:19:55 PM
Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

[spoiler]
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 21, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
[/spoiler]

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #799 on: December 08, 2008, 07:31:52 PM »
Logged
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!

Pages: « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 »
« previous next »