But see, if I sang the Lesbian Song, then he'd be all, "Lemme go find a girl... and a video camera..."
But today was rather amusing:
Me: *in seductive voice* You've been a naughty boy *grab his butt*
AC: Oh, really? *grabbing mine*
Me: Yeah. A real, real bad boy. You need to be punished. *smack butt*
AC: Uh huh...? *smacks my butt*
Me: Mmhmmn, it's what you do to bad boys... Ooh, but you know what'd be REALLY hot?
AC: What?
Me: Doing the dishes. *sexy moan/whimper*
He attacked me with tickles and cursed my existence for that one. And I still did the dishes. He helped a little.