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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #980 on: January 20, 2009, 05:12:47 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #981 on: January 20, 2009, 05:16:46 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #982 on: January 20, 2009, 05:50:27 PM »
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #983 on: January 20, 2009, 06:23:53 PM »
Back on topic!

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #984 on: January 20, 2009, 08:02:01 PM »
Who says we went off topic?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #985 on: January 20, 2009, 10:30:34 PM »
"Ah ha! The time loop is complete!"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #986 on: January 21, 2009, 06:02:21 AM »
"You remember my pet moose Mr.Dinkles?  He's wondering what your thoughts on sodomy are."

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #987 on: January 21, 2009, 10:40:17 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #988 on: January 21, 2009, 11:42:49 AM »
Swedish chick
Interesting, for all I know, which is a lot, they tend to be pretty blowjob-savvy.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #989 on: January 21, 2009, 11:52:26 AM »
Technically she's half-swedish, and lives over here most of the time...

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #990 on: January 21, 2009, 01:48:13 PM »
Swedish chick
Interesting, for all I know, which is a lot, they tend to be pretty blowjob-savvy.

I heard that Swedish women don't put out, and are utterly baffled as to why American men think they do.

Emphasis on heard, because I've never met any Swedish women.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #991 on: January 21, 2009, 02:01:54 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #992 on: January 21, 2009, 03:36:46 PM »
Swedish chick
Interesting, for all I know, which is a lot, they tend to be pretty blowjob-savvy.

I heard that Swedish women don't put out, and are utterly baffled as to why American men think they do.

Emphasis on heard, because I've never met any Swedish women.
Maybe my experiences betray me, but they are exactly contrary to this.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #993 on: January 21, 2009, 07:18:33 PM »
Swedish chick
Interesting, for all I know, which is a lot, they tend to be pretty blowjob-savvy.

I heard that Swedish women don't put out, and are utterly baffled as to why American men think they do.

Emphasis on heard, because I've never met any Swedish women.
Maybe my experiences betray me, but they are exactly contrary to this.

Still, I'll defer to your experience, due to the fact that if you've met even one Swedish women, then you'vemet more than I have.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #994 on: February 24, 2009, 03:45:10 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #995 on: February 24, 2009, 03:46:59 PM »
It would be really sexy if you would Baa for me....
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #996 on: February 24, 2009, 03:59:59 PM »
It would be really sexy if you would Baa for me....

Is that a Might & Magic reference? I'd be turned on if my partner said that to me.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #997 on: February 24, 2009, 04:37:01 PM »
It would be really sexy if you would Baa for me....

Is that a Might & Magic reference? I'd be turned on if my partner said that to me.

It's a reference to sheep.  Sheep go baa.   :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #998 on: February 24, 2009, 04:50:11 PM »
Not really during sex, but....

Let your signifigant other find you in bed, naked, with manuals for computer hardware spread out like porn, masturbating furiously while moaning tech specs.

"oooo.... i7 920 overclocked to 4.2 gigahertz.....OOOOHHH.....12 gigs of RAM...... OMIGOD YES"

Or some such.

havent done it yet, shes threatening death
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #999 on: February 24, 2009, 05:07:43 PM »
It would be really sexy if you would Baa for me....

Is that a Might & Magic reference? I'd be turned on if my partner said that to me.

It's a reference to sheep.  Sheep go baa.   :P

Yes, but it's a given that sheep are a turn-on.