The fact that you'd break up with someone who you like and/or love because of a sentence he or she says that isn't "I killed [insert family member]" or "I have [insert killer STD]" or even "I am actually a prostitute who is still working" is kind of sad.
Maybe, but we do have different standards and different perceptions of what is humorous and/or acceptable behavior in the bedroom (note: most of these would be totally fine out of bedroom context, even if a little weird).
Everyone's a little different. If that makes me "sad" to you as a human being, I'm okay with that. After all, I have no intention of trying to please everybody because, once again, we all have different standards. Also, I focus
way less on pleasing guys.