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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #260 on: November 12, 2008, 12:59:41 AM »
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #262 on: November 12, 2008, 01:29:51 AM »
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #264 on: November 12, 2008, 06:22:17 AM »
:lmao Turkish bad words...

Anyway! I found this video highly amusing. It's a typical cockatiel behavior, and typical lazy/annoyed kitty behavior. Made me ROFL, in fact. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuc2WmTpsTM&feature=related

http://www.secondose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/lovestory.jpg

seen these?

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Re: Things that make you LOL
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #266 on: November 12, 2008, 10:06:37 AM »
Not really quoting him a lot. I just found that thread title hilarious, and remembered it for the rolling eyes barfing smiley that got posted because someone jokingly mentioned cantrips.

I don't even know the guy that well.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #267 on: November 12, 2008, 10:41:07 AM »
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Swear I linked that one earlier...

Well it deserves being linked twice!
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #270 on: November 13, 2008, 03:46:09 PM »
i would like to win at arson... i already frequently win at irony..
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #271 on: November 13, 2008, 04:21:48 PM »
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My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #272 on: November 13, 2008, 06:20:06 PM »
...Who the FUCK is THAT?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #273 on: November 13, 2008, 06:30:06 PM »
...Who the FUCK is THAT?

It's Kamina (sp?), from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann... I know the name, but that's it...

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #274 on: November 13, 2008, 07:09:02 PM »
« Last Edit: November 13, 2008, 07:11:54 PM by Prime32 »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #275 on: November 13, 2008, 07:44:08 PM »
Well, he's clearly not the goddamned Batman!
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #276 on: November 13, 2008, 08:02:59 PM »
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE IS?!!

I am suddenly reminded of Laharl. Cookie if you get the reference.
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Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

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[spoiler]
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #277 on: November 13, 2008, 08:17:20 PM »
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I am suddenly reminded of Laharl. Cookie if you get the reference.

I recall the game and the character, but not the specific situation.

"Oh CRAP! He has a HORSE WEINER!"
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #278 on: November 13, 2008, 08:38:02 PM »
Well, he's clearly not the goddamned Batman!
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #279 on: November 14, 2008, 09:38:33 AM »
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I am suddenly reminded of Laharl. Cookie if you get the reference.

I recall the game and the character, but not the specific situation.

"Oh CRAP! He has a HORSE WEINER!"

He sometimes freaks out and makes that face, then starts yelling at people.

Cookie for you.
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If you hear this music, run.

And don't forget:


There is no greater contribution than Hi Welcome.

Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

[spoiler]
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
[/spoiler]