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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #100 on: October 20, 2008, 11:28:17 AM »
Let me remind you all those stories about shifting into a human female are perpetuated by horny human males. See also: Rule 34. If you are taking these as a credible source, you automatically fail at life. Be a hero.

To address the actual question: While I can assume female forms as easily as male forms, I have no desire to do so on the grounds I am not attracted to males and can work with females better when I have the actual equipment to do so. That, and I would have to devote even more of my time to smiting imbeciles as everyone with a cock would be trying to get in my pants. Therefore, assuming a female form is completely unproductive at best and most likely problematic as well.

Also, Sinfire gets it.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #101 on: October 20, 2008, 11:50:06 AM »
Quote from: Sunic_Flames on October 20, 2008, 11:28:17 AM
Let me remind you all those stories about shifting into a human female are perpetuated by horny human males. See also: Rule 34. If you are taking these as a credible source, you automatically fail at life. Be a hero.

To address the actual question: While I can assume female forms as easily as male forms, I have no desire to do so on the grounds I am not attracted to males and can work with females better when I have the actual equipment to do so. That, and I would have to devote even more of my time to smiting imbeciles as everyone with a cock would be trying to get in my pants. Therefore, assuming a female form is completely unproductive at best and most likely problematic as well.

Also, Sinfire gets it.

But the ability to assume a female form is useful for getting your girlfriend to question herself...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #102 on: October 20, 2008, 11:56:40 AM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #103 on: October 20, 2008, 12:49:38 PM »
Females make too easy prey. One must deal from a position of strength.

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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #104 on: October 20, 2008, 01:54:25 PM »
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 20, 2008, 11:56:40 AM
http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1103499

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SiFir are you sure you are posting on the right thread?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #105 on: October 20, 2008, 04:21:55 PM »
Quote from: Risada on October 20, 2008, 01:54:25 PM
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 20, 2008, 11:56:40 AM
http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1103499

WotC fails again!!

SiFir are you sure you are posting on the right thread?

The errata makes me laugh. The other thread is for threads that fail, not companies that fail.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #106 on: October 20, 2008, 05:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 20, 2008, 04:21:55 PM
Quote from: Risada on October 20, 2008, 01:54:25 PM
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 20, 2008, 11:56:40 AM
http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1103499

WotC fails again!!

SiFir are you sure you are posting on the right thread?

The errata makes me laugh. The other thread is for threads that fail, not companies that fail.
Damn right  :lol
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #107 on: October 20, 2008, 05:26:04 PM »
Racial jokes, those of you who can't take a little black humour, do not bother.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #108 on: October 20, 2008, 05:27:55 PM »
I'm guessing there's a maker for those somewhere.
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #109 on: October 20, 2008, 05:36:02 PM »
Quote from: Tshern on October 20, 2008, 05:26:04 PM
Racial jokes, those of you who can't take a little black humour, do not bother.

Basically sums up the political debates, from what I've heard about them.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #110 on: October 20, 2008, 07:08:41 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #111 on: October 20, 2008, 07:11:41 PM »
Maybe it was intentional for the lols?
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #112 on: October 20, 2008, 07:18:08 PM »
Quote from: Sunic_Flames on October 20, 2008, 07:11:41 PM
Maybe it was intentional for the lols?
My thoughts exactly.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #113 on: October 20, 2008, 08:09:15 PM »
Today during my Japanese class, we were learning how to talk on the phone and hold a conversation. We split up into groups and me and my friend Aaron stumbled through the example conversation in an attempt to learn the language.  We started laughing at how bad we massacred it...

Then I got the great idea to practice with the teacher.

Me: Sensei! *I make a phone out of my hand and go "bring bring"*
Sensei: Ah! *makes a phone and holds it to her head* "Moshi moshi!"
Me: (since i hate romanji, I'll just write what we said) "Hi, is this the *insert her last name* residence?
Sensei: Yes
Me: Is *insert her name* sensei there?" (the example that was given in the book had said no)
Sensei: Yes, that's who's speaking.
Me: Oh... *pause*
This is where Aaron starts laughing at me since I had no idea what to say next.
Me: Hi
Sensei: Hi
Me: I'll call you later. Goodbye (politely).
Sensei: (in between laughter) Goodbye.

That can only be topped by the "phone call" between the two Chinese kids:
Azn1: Hi, is this the *insert random name* residence?
Azn2: No
Azn1: Goodbye (politely)
 
I enjoyed class today.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #114 on: October 21, 2008, 06:33:19 PM »
^ ROFL

This convo happened last night...

M: Dude, I can't picture you having sex. At all.
O: I'm glad you can't picture me having sex. I don't want you to ever picture me having sex. I don't picture anyone here having sex.
M: Yeah, but you could.
O: What does that mean?
M: I can't picture you having sex. I can picture him or him or him having sex, but you, you're just a black bar.
S: *starts laughing* Censor bars.
*everyone starts laughing*

--Two minutes later--

M: So we all know what you're doing for thanksgiving. You're dressing up as a turkey...
O: Fuck yeah. For $14 an hour, I'll wear a fucking turkey suit all day at work.
M: You didn't let me finish. You're dressing up as a turkey and then a group of pilgrims is going to rape you.
S: He'd do that for $9 an hour. *starts laughing*
O: Hot pilgrims, yeah.
J: Dude, have you ever seen pictures of old school pilgrims?
M: Yeah, not hot pilgrims, real pilgrims. With that turkey neck thing flapping around, and I don't know why you're making turkey noises, but I can picture THAT. You having sex, no. But that I can picture.
*everyone breaks down laughing for about five minutes*
O: FUCK YOU! Shut the fuck up!
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #115 on: October 21, 2008, 07:01:10 PM »
...What the Fuckity Fuckstar.
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #116 on: October 21, 2008, 07:40:55 PM »
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^ ROFL

This convo happened last night...

M: Dude, I can't picture you having sex. At all.
O: I'm glad you can't picture me having sex. I don't want you to ever picture me having sex. I don't picture anyone here having sex.
M: Yeah, but you could.
O: What does that mean?
M: I can't picture you having sex. I can picture him or him or him having sex, but you, you're just a black bar.
S: *starts laughing* Censor bars.
*everyone starts laughing*

--Two minutes later--

M: So we all know what you're doing for thanksgiving. You're dressing up as a turkey...
O: Fuck yeah. For $14 an hour, I'll wear a fucking turkey suit all day at work.
M: You didn't let me finish. You're dressing up as a turkey and then a group of pilgrims is going to rape you.
S: He'd do that for $9 an hour. *starts laughing*
O: Hot pilgrims, yeah.
J: Dude, have you ever seen pictures of old school pilgrims?
M: Yeah, not hot pilgrims, real pilgrims. With that turkey neck thing flapping around, and I don't know why you're making turkey noises, but I can picture THAT. You having sex, no. But that I can picture.
*everyone breaks down laughing for about five minutes*
O: FUCK YOU! Shut the fuck up!

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #117 on: October 21, 2008, 07:42:39 PM »
And a significant cause of death for generations too :P
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #118 on: October 21, 2008, 08:17:39 PM »
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And a significant cause of death for generations too

Only if combined with alcohol, or if source of teasing is from a (knowingly) small penis.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #119 on: October 21, 2008, 08:19:24 PM »
Tell that to Hitler. Milo Goldberg teased him about his paintings once too many ;)



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