Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex... (Read 165986 times)

bhu · « **Reply #260 on:** September 27, 2008, 06:14:45 AM »

"Would you still love me if I pooped in your sock drawer?"

CountArioch · « **Reply #261 on:** September 27, 2008, 06:25:14 AM »

WTF man?

AndyJames · « **Reply #262 on:** September 27, 2008, 06:39:44 AM »

He is a cat...!

bhu · « **Reply #263 on:** September 27, 2008, 06:41:46 AM »

Quote from: CountArioch on September 27, 2008, 06:25:14 AM

WTF man?

Hey at least I got you to laugh.

In my defense its almost 5 am here, and I'm on a shitload of painkillers, which is making the world an interesting place.

And I have a warped, surreal sense of humor...

Sunic_Flames · « **Reply #264 on:** September 27, 2008, 01:17:59 PM »

Where the fuck is Tsuyo? He does hilarious webshows. This thread = gold.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #265 on:** September 27, 2008, 02:23:49 PM »

Y'know, I was pondering the same myself. I haven't seen him around at all lately.

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #266 on:** September 27, 2008, 02:45:57 PM »

This calls for a "Is Tsuyoshikentsu with vacation?" thread

Tshern · « **Reply #267 on:** September 27, 2008, 03:06:35 PM »

Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on September 27, 2008, 02:45:57 PM

This calls for a "Is Tsuyoshikentsu with vacation?" thread

Noooo.....

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #268 on:** September 27, 2008, 04:25:05 PM »

Damn you, PI. BimR and I were laying in bed last night discussing your comment and what it would be like to have our conversations recorded for a 24 hour period... Yeah...

And Nox, all I have to say to you is that if you would break up with a woman over some of the things said here, you likely lack a sense of humor. And that is sad.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #269 on:** September 27, 2008, 04:40:03 PM »

"Don't put him in your mouth right now! I have to pee!"

Apparently he didn't exclaim "Ack" beforehand... making my quote inaccurate and no longer anonymous.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #270 on:** September 27, 2008, 04:44:47 PM »

BimR: I only have ONE vagina!

I love quotes out of context

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #271 on:** September 27, 2008, 04:47:21 PM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on September 27, 2008, 04:25:05 PM

And Nox, all I have to say to you is that if you would break up with a woman over some of the things said here, you likely lack a sense of humor. And that is sad.

I said "some," not all. Some of these (probably less than five at the moment) are just too much.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #272 on:** September 27, 2008, 04:49:54 PM »

The fact that you'd break up with someone who you like and/or love because of a sentence he or she says that isn't "I killed [insert family member]" or "I have [insert killer STD]" or even "I am actually a prostitute who is still working" is kind of sad.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #273 on:** September 27, 2008, 04:59:10 PM »

And frankly, I think I make up for all the fucked up things I say... Shut up AC. I do.

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #274 on:** September 27, 2008, 05:01:47 PM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on September 27, 2008, 04:49:54 PM

The fact that you'd break up with someone who you like and/or love because of a sentence he or she says that isn't "I killed [insert family member]" or "I have [insert killer STD]" or even "I am actually a prostitute who is still working" is kind of sad.

Maybe, but we do have different standards and different perceptions of what is humorous and/or acceptable behavior in the bedroom (note: most of these would be totally fine out of bedroom context, even if a little weird).

Everyone's a little different. If that makes me "sad" to you as a human being, I'm okay with that. After all, I have no intention of trying to please everybody because, once again, we all have different standards. Also, I focus way less on pleasing guys.

Tshern · « **Reply #275 on:** September 27, 2008, 05:04:30 PM »

They are just words, I know I've had my fair share of wicked humour in bedroom. And out of it too actually. Never hurt me.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #276 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:37:32 PM »

Now lay on me! Squish the fuzzies into me!

PhoenixInferno · « **Reply #277 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:42:10 PM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on September 27, 2008, 04:25:05 PM

Damn you, PI. BimR and I were laying in bed last night discussing your comment and what it would be like to have our conversations recorded for a 24 hour period... Yeah...

I'm pleased to hear that BimR was thinking about me while laying in bed with you.

Not so excited to hear that you're thinking about me while laying in bed with her.

AndyJames · « **Reply #278 on:** September 27, 2008, 11:28:14 PM »

Personally, PI, I would have found that downright... scary...

bhu · « **Reply #279 on:** September 27, 2008, 11:29:53 PM »

"Do you ever shave that thing??? Jesus, I think there's a family of racoons living in there."

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