Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 63392 times)

Chemus · « **Reply #120 on:** April 03, 2009, 11:21:05 PM »

Wish Granted! You are non-lethally, yet painfully, impaled on the spikes on top of the bus. The perforations caused become infected, costing you much in medical bills and medication for a long time.

I wish all these damn PC's were fixed.

Vynar · « **Reply #121 on:** April 04, 2009, 04:50:00 PM »

Granted! Thanks to you the pcs will never have puppies.

Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered.

I wish Zeke and Josh could survive on a diet of Cheeze-Itz, Shamwow, and Natty Ice.

Chemus · « **Reply #122 on:** April 04, 2009, 05:59:35 PM »

Wish Granted! Both Josh and Zeke use your bathroom from now on. They actually have a teleporter installed in the shower and your toilet is constantly and disgustingly plugged up.

I wish I could get my priorities straight.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #123 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:27:19 PM »

Granted! You've got a lot to do! get busy!

I wish I had my PDF formating finished.

Vynar · « **Reply #124 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:41:29 PM »

Granted! I don't quite understand why you chose portable duck format as they all will wander off pretty soon.

I wish for

InnaBinder · « **Reply #125 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:49:17 PM »

Quote from: Vynar on April 09, 2009, 04:41:29 PM

Granted! I don't quite understand why you chose portable duck format as they all will wander off pretty soon.

I wish for

Granted! You walk outside without pants, and much

is had by all.

I wish my kitteh would get better so I can bring him home.

Chemus · « **Reply #126 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:58:33 PM »

Wish Granted! Your kitteh advances by many HD and becomes a tiger. He eats you.

I wish that I had it all worked out.

Vynar · « **Reply #127 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:56:57 AM »

Granted! You are a great personal trainer and after the series of work outs, your problems have become much stronger.

I wish for the 66th layer of the Abyss to implode without warning.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #128 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:15:20 PM »

Granted! Why didn't you get out of there before it imploded?

I wish baby toys and baby accessories weren't so expensive.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #129 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:36:20 PM »

Wish granted. The human race becomes suddenly sterile. The demand for such toys plummets and therefore the price also drops.

I wish for another soda.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #130 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:09:30 PM »

Granted! It's in an un-openable adamantine can.

I wish for an adamantine can-opener!

Chemus · « **Reply #131 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:11:57 PM »

Wish Granted! It's that kind that opens on the side of the rim. The blade has a nick in it so that whenever you try to open a can, it leaves little pieces of metal binding the top to the can. Good luck getting it sharp.

I wish that I had a good idea where to go on my vacation this year.

Vynar · « **Reply #132 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:53:19 PM »

Granted! Have fun in Siberia!

I wish for John Madden and Bill Cosby to provide color commentary at my funeral whenever I die.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #133 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:39:42 PM »

Granted! Everyone will enjoy their commentary today...

I wish I had a gas card with unlimited money on it.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #134 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:16:37 PM »

Wish granted, it's a Shell card. Also, Shell just went out of business. Enjoy your piece of plastic.

I wish for more energy drinks.

dither · « **Reply #135 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:52:45 PM »

Quote from: TheWordSlinger on April 20, 2009, 04:16:37 PM

I wish for more energy drinks.

Wish granted! Every liquid you consume will give you the energy of an adrenaline shot to the heart! Next, please!

I wish I could read, write, and speak in every human language!

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #136 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:04:54 PM »

Wish granted, you now read, write, and speak in every human language, all at the same time. Pretty much makes anything you write a solid black line. Good thing people can understand you when you... oh wait.

I wish I had an eraser for the my dry-erase markers.

dither · « **Reply #137 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:10:36 PM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on June 05, 2009, 02:04:54 PM

I wish I had an eraser for the my dry-erase markers.

Wish granted! You now have an eraser that erases markers! (See: Earthbound, the Eraser Eraser!)

I wish I had my very own Weighted Companion Cube!

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #138 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:39:04 PM »

[spoiler]That's the opposite of a bad thing. The Eraser Eraser was AWESOME. Yay for Earthbound![/spoiler]

dither · « **Reply #139 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:52:00 PM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on June 05, 2009, 02:39:04 PM

[spoiler]That's the opposite of a bad thing. The Eraser Eraser was AWESOME. Yay for Earthbound![/spoiler]

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Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 63392 times)