Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 63389 times)

Vinom · « **Reply #160 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:52:12 AM »

Quote from: mbtheory on August 20, 2009, 11:41:55 PM

I wish James Lipton would interview me.

Wish granted! After causing the death of a perfectly innocenct person (Vynar) he interviews you before you live on tv exicution, as voted for by the american viewers... You're fired out of a cannon into a wall of spikes.

I wish I was immortal, eternally young, and could survive anything with nought but some dust to brush off.

Vynar · « **Reply #161 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:21:32 AM »

Granted! You are horribly mutilated and crippled right before your wish is granted. Also, that dust happened to cocaine and you get to spend eternity in jail.

I wish that bhu turned into a 20 story cat monster under the light of the full moon.

Vinom · « **Reply #162 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:38:31 AM »

Granted, but in order to rewrite history in order for that to be a possibility on earth's biosphere, human females breed asexually, and the males are mindless drones.

I wish this wish was without a random catastrophic failure to grant the premis without side effects.

Vynar · « **Reply #163 on:** August 23, 2009, 11:13:23 AM »

Granted! However on a completely unrelated note, you are pounded into a bloody pulp by Mr. T who mistook you for Josh. At least you got to hear him pitty the fool.

I wish for Zeke and Josh to fight in a steel cage match to the death armed only with ham sandwiches.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #164 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:17:08 PM »

Granted. Unfortunately, with two of the three BGs dead, the board dies with them...

I wish Mountain Dew was actually good for your teeth and still tasted good, too.

Vinom · « **Reply #165 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:29:25 AM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on November 05, 2009, 04:17:08 PM

I wish Mountain Dew was actually good for your teeth and still tasted good, too.

Granted. A single drop of mountain dew can regrow dental enamal, unfortunately, you can only find Mtn Dew

RobbyPants · « **Reply #166 on:** November 06, 2009, 04:38:21 PM »

(you forgot to wish for something)

Vinom · « **Reply #167 on:** November 06, 2009, 05:08:10 PM »

I wish that I could fuck with time and space.

Nanshork · « **Reply #168 on:** November 06, 2009, 05:09:58 PM »

Congratulations! You, time, and space have a hot steamy threesome and the universe implodes.

I wish for my upcoming birthday to not be lame.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #169 on:** November 06, 2009, 06:51:11 PM »

Congratulations, it was so unlame that you can't remember it and a stripper is now baring your child.

I wish for Magic cards.

Vinom · « **Reply #170 on:** November 07, 2009, 12:37:34 AM »

Congradulations, you have a deck of tarot cards that will continue to deal them selves out, predicting your death which will happen as soon as they're on the table.

I wish fourth edition DnD was never released.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #171 on:** November 09, 2009, 11:12:38 AM »

Granted. WotC instead released 5th edition in June, 2008 figuring that 3.5 probably should have been 4th, so they changed the name of the current edition to 5th edition. Nothing else other than the name has changed.

I wish I could consolidate all of the 3.5 material I have that I want to use into about half a dozen topic-relevant books, eliminating all the material I don't want.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #172 on:** November 09, 2009, 11:32:15 AM »

Granted, you do that very thing. Then someone steals that book for his own use and you're left with only the stuff you didn't want. Have fun with your Half-Elf Monk...

I wish my table disappeared in time to prevent prediction of my death.

Vinom · « **Reply #173 on:** November 09, 2009, 02:00:14 PM »

*Granted* But two seconds from now it'll go two seconds into the past, but it will then occupy the same place in space time as it did 2 seconds before. the explosion this causes sends wood shard into your brain...

I wish that I had a learners permit to kill.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #174 on:** November 09, 2009, 02:31:06 PM »

Granted. Unfortunately, you need to be accompanied by someone with a full fledged license, and they're all too busy to help.

I wish Taco Bell was just as good the next day microwaved as it is when you first get it.

Nanshork · « **Reply #175 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:04:40 PM »

Granted, now fresh Taco Bell food tastes the same as next day microwaved.

I wish women from my past would stop randomly popping up having forgotten how badly they fucked me over.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #176 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:38:40 PM »

Granted. The remember the reason they fucked you over, and that's why they're here!

I wish to pass my electrical inspection in my basement this afternoon.

Nanshork · « **Reply #177 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:41:06 PM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on November 09, 2009, 03:38:40 PM

Granted. The remember the reason they fucked you over, and that's why they're here!

Please don't feed my paranoia.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #178 on:** November 10, 2009, 03:29:22 PM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on November 09, 2009, 03:38:40 PM

I wish to pass my electrical inspection in my basement this afternoon.

Ha! Nobody circumvented my wish and it came true! I passed my electrical inspection!

Unfortunately, I should have wished to pass the framing inspection too...

Who would have known this thread was so powerful?

something random · « **Reply #179 on:** January 23, 2010, 11:12:20 AM »

Wish granted you did wish that you would pass the framing inspection but the forums ate your post rendering your wish ungranted.
I wish people wouldn't bring games to a halt by not fallowing the games basic rules

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Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 63389 times)