Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 63386 times)

RobbyPants · « **Reply #40 on:** December 19, 2008, 03:43:40 PM »

Wish granted! Here are all your homework assignments... due in an hour!

I wish the plows would get out soon and clear the roads after these eight or so inches of snow.

InnaBinder · « **Reply #41 on:** December 19, 2008, 04:15:07 PM »

Wish granted! They clear the roads of snow... by dumping it all in your driveway.

I wish to be the sole winner of tomorrow night's lottery.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #42 on:** December 19, 2008, 04:28:21 PM »

Granted. On the way to claiming your prize, you are mugged, but are otherwise okay.

I wish we had even more smilies in this forum.

Quote from: InnaBinder on December 19, 2008, 04:15:07 PM

Wish granted! They clear the roads of snow... by dumping it all in your driveway.

You mean my driveway made of lava?!

Hey, my last two wished canceled out!

veekie · « **Reply #43 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:11:15 AM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on December 19, 2008, 04:28:21 PM

Quote from: InnaBinder on December 19, 2008, 04:15:07 PM
Wish granted! They clear the roads of snow... by dumping it all in your driveway.
You mean my driveway made of lava?!

Hey, my last two wished canceled out!

You score.

Granted, they are all of gruesome and disgusting things you cannot unsee. And everyone LOVES using them.

I wish my internet was faster.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #44 on:** December 20, 2008, 01:36:09 PM »

Wish granted. The electrons move so fast that your ethernet cable incinerates.

I wish when the plows came through, they didn't fill the end of my driveway with a metric ton of packed snow.

skydragonknight · « **Reply #45 on:** December 20, 2008, 06:39:29 PM »

Wish granted! We don't know how, but they instead put all the snow from the street on top of your roof...which collapses after it snows 18 inches one day and you somehow have a 30 foot pile of highly compressed snow on your roof. Your driveway though is amazingly untouched(they also plowed that as a courtesy, and put your replacement car on top of the roof with the snow), but your house has seen better days.

I wish it would stop snowing here for the next week and instead snow in Egypt.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #46 on:** December 29, 2008, 05:00:36 PM »

Wish granted! You get the sandstorm originally scheduled for Egypt.

I wish I could walk on walls.

veekie · « **Reply #47 on:** December 29, 2008, 11:49:48 PM »

Wish granted, you can only walk on walls. Currently you are figuring out how to leave your house without touching the ground.

I wish WotC designed things properly before sending them to the printers.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #48 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:06:10 AM »

Wish granted! They never send their products to the printers...

I wish when WotC put out an errata, my corresponding book would magically update!

Vynar · « **Reply #49 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:09:01 AM »

Granted! They errata everything to simply state "buy fourth edition." All but your 4ed books are lost.

I wish that dirty underpants were accepted as currency world wide.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #50 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:40:53 AM »

Granted. You're, uh... filthy rich.

I wish I had that disturbing image out of my head.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #51 on:** December 30, 2008, 12:37:01 PM »

Wish granted, now you have every other disturbing image from the entire internet stuck in your head instead.

I wish for a teleporter...

RobbyPants · « **Reply #52 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:33:37 PM »

Wish granted. As soon as you step into it to test it out, you get telefraged!

I wish I had light bulbs that would never burn out.

Vynar · « **Reply #53 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:04:58 AM »

Granted! You also have severe light sensitivity.

I wish that Robbypants was possessed by the ghosts of Bloody Mary, Albert Einstein, Bernie Mac, Amelia Airheart, Erwin Rommel, and Annie Oakley simultaneously while piloting the original Voltron modified to run on Cheeze-its in a 1,000 man Marco Polo tournament of the coast of North Korea .

skydragonknight · « **Reply #54 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:24:58 PM »

Wish granted. You happen to be in the 1000 man marco polo tournament on the coast of North Korea when a Voltron modified to run on Cheese-itz comes out of no where piloted by Robbypants who is possessed by the ghosts of Bloody Mary, Albert Einstein, Bernie Mac, Amelia Airheart, Erwin Rommel and Annie Oakley. Due to multiple personalities distrupting controls, the giant robot Voltron goes back to the default mode on every robot ever made: destroy all humans. It sees you first. It kills you. But don't worry, you aren't the last victim.

I wish to have the ability to fly perfectly off the ground and land without death or injury.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #55 on:** December 31, 2008, 01:45:59 PM »

Wish granted. The government spots you flying and covets your precious gift. They capture you and perform experiments on you for years, trying to figure out how you can fly.

I wish I had free beer that tasted good and wasn't non-alchololic.

Chemus · « **Reply #56 on:** December 31, 2008, 01:57:37 PM »

Wish Granted! The beer tends to give you a murderous hangover, even after only one beer.

I wish to be well thought of.

Vynar · « **Reply #57 on:** December 31, 2008, 06:25:47 PM »

Granted! Unfortunately your new stalker Will Ferrel thinks a little too well of you. Enjoy your life chained in his basement and being forced into a all kinds of......... things.........

I wish for a coupon redeemable at 7-11 for one free wish.

skydragonknight · « **Reply #58 on:** January 01, 2009, 04:06:07 AM »

Wish granted! Unfortunately the coupon expired yesterday.

I wish for a Dyson's Sphere(however you correctly spell his name).

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #59 on:** January 02, 2009, 04:29:21 AM »

Wish Granted! Dyson gets pissed that you have his sphere and mauls you. He incidentally forgets to take it back, forcing him to attack you again. Several unbelievable iterations later, he kills you and donates the sphere to charity on a whim.

I wish that I - and I alone - had limitless wealth (which I would not drown the economy with).

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