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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #800 on: May 21, 2009, 09:16:41 PM »
10yr old twins were staying with grandma for a few days. one day they asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep one on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse.' The day after they went home one of them called her, very upset,

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #801 on: May 22, 2009, 12:08:10 PM »
In short, Google Fight.

FIGHT!
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #802 on: May 22, 2009, 09:36:33 PM »
AC just HAD to show me this Japanese cookie/candy. It's called Yan Yan. It's really yummy. And it's got "great lines" printed on the cookies.
The lines include a cute hello kitty style animal face along with the animal name and a special little saying.
These sayings include:

Beetle  Lucky colour: brown
Chicken kokekokko!
Whale biggesy mammal (that's not a typo)
Squirrel your best friend
Stag Beetle love it!
Sheep  wool sweater
Chick lucky colour: yellow
Elephant jumbo
octopus lucky number: 8
Horse gallop away
Bat  only in the night  (my favorite)
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #803 on: May 22, 2009, 11:19:57 PM »
Quote from: BobismyRhino on May 22, 2009, 09:36:33 PM
Bat  only in the night  (my favorite)

+1

Besides, would rather it be a bat than a trogdor.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #804 on: May 23, 2009, 05:46:45 AM »
goat you are lucky today
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #805 on: May 31, 2009, 03:02:22 AM »
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #806 on: May 31, 2009, 06:11:35 AM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #807 on: May 31, 2009, 02:27:17 PM »
Zombie squirrels, dude. That's pretty worrisome.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #808 on: May 31, 2009, 05:16:08 PM »
This previous post has been deleted on account of I'm completely insane....clearly.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #809 on: June 01, 2009, 03:21:56 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #810 on: June 01, 2009, 04:19:54 PM »
Awesome, Count. I found that this morning. Fucking hilarious.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #811 on: June 01, 2009, 04:32:44 PM »
Just after I finished my 4chan binge for this week :P

Nice :)
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #812 on: June 01, 2009, 04:39:21 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on June 01, 2009, 04:32:44 PM
Just after I finished my 4chan binge for this week :P

Nice :)
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #813 on: June 01, 2009, 05:16:53 PM »
It's not so bad ;)
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #814 on: June 01, 2009, 06:02:08 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on June 01, 2009, 05:16:53 PM
It's not so bad ;)


/b/ is the place you want to stay away from.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #815 on: June 01, 2009, 06:10:10 PM »
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on June 01, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on June 01, 2009, 05:16:53 PM
It's not so bad ;)


/b/ is the place you want to stay away from.

I find it to be pretty tame actually.

Maybe it was worse back in the day, but I can't say I've ever really been shocked by it.
Could ofcourse be me being far too jaded for my own good :eh
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #816 on: June 01, 2009, 10:29:57 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #817 on: June 01, 2009, 10:31:30 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on June 01, 2009, 06:10:10 PM
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on June 01, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on June 01, 2009, 05:16:53 PM
It's not so bad ;)


/b/ is the place you want to stay away from.

I find it to be pretty tame actually.

Maybe it was worse back in the day, but I can't say I've ever really been shocked by it.
Could ofcourse be me being far too jaded for my own good :eh

Well if you wanna be shocked I can make a few recommendations  :flirt
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #818 on: June 01, 2009, 10:33:30 PM »
have at it
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #819 on: June 01, 2009, 10:35:26 PM »
Quote from: altpersona on June 01, 2009, 10:33:30 PM
have at it

Well I'd have to PM or email them.  If I actually posted them here at the boards, Meg would hunt me down and feed me to the Pugs.  :sofa
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