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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #920 on: January 15, 2009, 10:25:30 PM »
Woman: "Well, I guess size doesn't matter..."

Either way, whether big or small, it's kinda harsh.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #921 on: January 15, 2009, 11:22:39 PM »
Quote from: PhaedrusXY on January 15, 2009, 05:27:39 PM
Quote from: Nanshork on January 15, 2009, 04:49:23 PM
At the moment of orgasm: 
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or "KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

DAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK CHEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #922 on: January 16, 2009, 06:57:05 AM »
"Why did you scream Laura?"

"I..uh..I have this thing for...uh...famous older women..."

"...." 

"I'll be in the den killing myself."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #923 on: January 18, 2009, 02:09:47 AM »
Quote from: Nanshork on January 15, 2009, 04:49:23 PM
At the moment of orgasm: 
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"


"CLEANUP ON AISLE FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #924 on: January 18, 2009, 04:20:50 AM »
Once you get into the rhythm, start singing along with THIS!
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #925 on: January 18, 2009, 05:04:30 AM »
Although I'd never do such a thing to mah girl...

I mentioned once in joking that it would be the neckbeardiest thing to have sex and within seconds after orgasm say, very urgently, "OK now may I go eat the Doritos?"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #926 on: January 18, 2009, 08:48:13 AM »
Quote from: Johannixx on January 18, 2009, 02:09:47 AM
Quote from: Nanshork on January 15, 2009, 04:49:23 PM
At the moment of orgasm: 
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"CLEANUP ON AISLE FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aisle five? I think there are three traditional ones, but no idea what fourth and fifth are. Possibilities are endless though.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #927 on: January 18, 2009, 01:09:10 PM »
That was horrible.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #928 on: January 19, 2009, 04:16:49 PM »
AC: You're a succubus!
Me: ... So?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #929 on: January 19, 2009, 04:28:57 PM »
Me: You're a succubus!
My ex: Yay!
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #930 on: January 19, 2009, 09:10:58 PM »
Quote from: BobismyRhino on January 19, 2009, 04:16:49 PM
AC: You're a succubus!
Me: ... So?

I don't really see what would be a cause for complaint there either.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #931 on: January 19, 2009, 09:36:21 PM »
Quote from: EjoThims on January 19, 2009, 09:10:58 PM
Quote from: BobismyRhino on January 19, 2009, 04:16:49 PM
AC: You're a succubus!
Me: ... So?

I don't really see what would be a cause for complaint there either.

I suck the life force out of him.  :evillaugh
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #932 on: January 19, 2009, 09:52:15 PM »
Quote from: BobismyRhino on January 19, 2009, 09:36:21 PM
Quote from: EjoThims on January 19, 2009, 09:10:58 PM
Quote from: BobismyRhino on January 19, 2009, 04:16:49 PM
AC: You're a succubus!
Me: ... So?

I don't really see what would be a cause for complaint there either.

I suck the life force out of him.  :evillaugh

Hehe.



Sorry, had to do it.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #933 on: January 19, 2009, 09:54:32 PM »
Quote from: BobismyRhino on January 19, 2009, 09:36:21 PM
Quote from: EjoThims on January 19, 2009, 09:10:58 PM
Quote from: BobismyRhino on January 19, 2009, 04:16:49 PM
AC: You're a succubus!
Me: ... So?

I don't really see what would be a cause for complaint there either.

I suck the life force out of him.  :evillaugh

I will repeat my prior statement.

Hell, most guys have to beg to get that.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #934 on: January 19, 2009, 09:59:15 PM »
Quote from: EjoThims on January 19, 2009, 09:54:32 PM
Quote from: BobismyRhino on January 19, 2009, 09:36:21 PM
Quote from: EjoThims on January 19, 2009, 09:10:58 PM
Quote from: BobismyRhino on January 19, 2009, 04:16:49 PM
AC: You're a succubus!
Me: ... So?

I don't really see what would be a cause for complaint there either.

I suck the life force out of him.  :evillaugh

I will repeat my prior statement.

Hell, most guys have to beg to get that.

No guy that's actually had the life sucked out of him would say that. 
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #935 on: January 19, 2009, 11:02:25 PM »
The ramifications of that phrase are completely different when dealing with a succubus.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #936 on: January 20, 2009, 12:24:44 AM »
o ya, try being married for 15 years..

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #937 on: January 20, 2009, 01:44:36 AM »
Why is the bride smiling?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #938 on: January 20, 2009, 03:54:16 AM »
Returning to succubi....


A scene from earlier tonight.

Me: (because of this thread)  You're a succubus.
Her:  If I wasn't, would I be as good at what I do?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #939 on: January 20, 2009, 09:51:10 AM »
You guys need to go into porn production. :rollseyes
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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