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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #840 on: December 18, 2008, 04:33:27 PM »
He likes turtles.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #841 on: December 18, 2008, 04:55:04 PM »
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He likes turtles.

He must be a big Baiken fan, then.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #842 on: December 18, 2008, 05:09:31 PM »
To elaborate, Faelryinth likes turtles.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #843 on: December 18, 2008, 05:10:32 PM »
To elaborate, Faelryinth likes turtles.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #844 on: December 18, 2008, 05:54:45 PM »

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #845 on: December 18, 2008, 11:17:15 PM »
Oh, it's a turtling joke, I think.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #847 on: December 19, 2008, 09:32:30 AM »
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #848 on: December 19, 2008, 10:22:02 AM »
Oh, it's a turtling joke, I think.
It's a reference to all his turtling sword & board builds that give you so much AC that your enemies ignore you and kill your squishy allies.  :smirk
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #849 on: December 19, 2008, 10:25:40 AM »
And then he tries to claim that a Wizard using Prismatic Sphere is not a far superior turtle, even if also Shapechanged into a Dire Tortoise to act on nonexistent surprise rounds. :lmao
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #850 on: December 19, 2008, 05:06:51 PM »
I'm sure it's been mentioned earlier inthread, but...yelling your own name.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #851 on: December 31, 2008, 12:13:31 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #852 on: December 31, 2008, 12:31:08 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #853 on: December 31, 2008, 05:09:41 AM »
"Now I know why the guys at the Lovecraft  Fanfiction Circle down at the library call you 'She Whose Ass Should Not Be Tapped' ".

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #854 on: December 31, 2008, 09:29:22 AM »
So anyway you know how we were going to film this? The only camera guy I could find on such short notice was your dad.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #855 on: December 31, 2008, 03:26:28 PM »
You don't mind the spiders terribly, do you?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #856 on: December 31, 2008, 04:02:34 PM »
You don't mind the spiders terribly, do you?

As long as you don't mind the goats, the midgets and the mayonnaise, no.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #857 on: December 31, 2008, 05:07:57 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #858 on: January 01, 2009, 03:23:54 PM »
You don't mind the spiders terribly, do you?

I pretty much have to date women that don't mind the spiders, because to the giant ones I keep in cages, and the wild ones I let live in my apartment.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #859 on: January 01, 2009, 07:44:31 PM »
You don't mind the spiders terribly, do you?

I pretty much have to date women that don't mind the spiders, because to the giant ones I keep in cages, and the wild ones I let live in my apartment.
Wow... no wonder you complain about your love life so much. I used to have a pet snake... until I decided that I hated celibacy.
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