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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #800 on: December 08, 2008, 11:40:27 PM »
While playing around with bondage:  "Ever been in a snuff film?"   :plotting
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #801 on: December 08, 2008, 11:51:53 PM »
Wait....Either the answer is "no" or she won't answer.  I guess either way is pretty bad...

Ooh, I guess she could've been the one "snuffing" rather than being "snuffed".  Or acting.  "Acting".
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #802 on: December 09, 2008, 12:07:18 AM »
While playing around with bondage:  "Ever been in a snuff film?"   :plotting
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #803 on: December 09, 2008, 06:36:36 AM »
While playing around with bondage:  "Ever been in a snuff film?"   :plotting


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #804 on: December 12, 2008, 09:37:46 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #805 on: December 12, 2008, 12:24:33 PM »
"Do you want to know how I got my scars?"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #806 on: December 13, 2008, 12:00:11 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #807 on: December 15, 2008, 01:16:41 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #808 on: December 15, 2008, 04:39:00 PM »
Her: *moaning* Ohh, was it good for you?
Him: Oh yeah.
Her: Good. Can you take it out now?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #809 on: December 15, 2008, 04:44:37 PM »
Her: *moaning* Ohh, was it good for you?
Him: Oh yeah.
Her: Good. Can you take it out now?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #810 on: December 15, 2008, 04:56:26 PM »
Her: *moaning* Ohh, was it good for you?
Him: Oh yeah.
Her: Good. Can you take it out now?
Him: I thought it was good for your ear!

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #811 on: December 15, 2008, 04:57:15 PM »
Funny until you hear it in real life.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #812 on: December 15, 2008, 05:35:24 PM »
Funny until you hear it in real life.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #813 on: December 15, 2008, 05:55:48 PM »

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #814 on: December 15, 2008, 09:26:45 PM »
Her: *moaning* Ohh, was it good for you?
Him: Oh yeah.
Her: Good. Can you take it out now?

We were taking out a leaf from a table!!!! The table was sorta stuck together, so we had to tug and pull and exert ourselves to pull the table apart...
 
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #815 on: December 15, 2008, 11:05:36 PM »
I got to watch  :smirk

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #816 on: December 16, 2008, 06:19:50 AM »
"Have i ever regaled you with the story of how my 17th level Paladin of Pelor killed a rampaging Frost Giant with nothing but his penis?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #817 on: December 16, 2008, 05:36:56 PM »
"Have i ever regaled you with the story of how my 17th level Paladin of Pelor killed a rampaging Frost Giant with nothing but his penis?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #818 on: December 16, 2008, 06:00:32 PM »
"Have i ever regaled you with the story of how my 17th level Paladin of Pelor killed a rampaging Frost Giant with nothing but his penis?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #819 on: December 16, 2008, 06:02:26 PM »
They have other healing powers though. Seems to me AC likes Bone Knights too, hopefully the innuendo is clear enough here.

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