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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #120 on: September 04, 2008, 09:39:29 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #121 on: September 04, 2008, 09:50:22 AM »
...Maybe... :evillaugh
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #122 on: September 04, 2008, 10:04:05 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #123 on: September 04, 2008, 01:05:43 PM »
We're off topic. The topic is:

Meg: :fu
Sunic: :P
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #124 on: September 04, 2008, 01:26:48 PM »
Quote from: Sunic_Flames on September 04, 2008, 01:05:43 PM
We're off topic. The topic is:

Meg: :fu
Sunic: :P
I'll add: :couch
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #125 on: September 04, 2008, 01:30:34 PM »
 :hide <-- I'll be over there.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #126 on: September 04, 2008, 01:38:40 PM »
Okay, so the couch and the chair are covered. Who's going to watch them get it on from behind the lamp?  :couch
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #127 on: September 04, 2008, 02:00:53 PM »
"did you say you were allergic to latex I forgot."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #128 on: September 04, 2008, 02:09:22 PM »
Quote from: Cyrocloud on September 04, 2008, 02:00:53 PM
"did you say you were allergic to latex I forgot."

Added: "I just wanted to play it safe (so I left it off)."

Incidentally, that's a highly ironic statement.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #129 on: September 04, 2008, 02:46:40 PM »
Someone should hide behind the see through silk curtains.

Oh, and you're all a bunch of closet furfags. :P (yes, I realize the humor... that's the whole fucking point)
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #130 on: September 05, 2008, 12:02:16 AM »
why so serious?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #131 on: September 05, 2008, 12:32:39 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #132 on: September 05, 2008, 12:46:24 AM »
Safe words are for sissies.

I don't believe in female orgasms

lick my middle ball

I have a foot fetish, can I fuck you with my foot?

Don't pull my anal tampon

I'm gonna be sleepy after I orgasm, can I put my sandwich order in now?

I have a bee fetish.  Can I release these bees in here?

I always wrap my penis in salami, that keeps it tasty.

Smell my penis.



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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #133 on: September 05, 2008, 12:51:00 AM »
Smell my penis. thats the best one.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #134 on: September 05, 2008, 12:52:44 AM »
Personally I think if it was "smell my cock" it would be funnier.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #135 on: September 05, 2008, 12:54:27 AM »
I agree, Meg. That's why it has to be smell my penis. It's much more disturbing that way. :D
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #136 on: September 05, 2008, 01:23:48 AM »
Quote from: Josh on September 05, 2008, 12:46:24 AM
Smell my penis.

 :shrug It's better than having to smell someone's balls. Or ass.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #137 on: September 05, 2008, 04:02:13 AM »
I saw a porn once where the camera guy encouraged one of the female actresses in the scene to smell the male actor's penis.

It kind of ruined the scene for me.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #138 on: September 05, 2008, 08:32:09 AM »
"You ever worn a Pac Man costume?"

"Is it okay if we pretend your an Orc transvestite?"

"Okay, right before I orgasm I want you to put your cigarette out somewhere on my body.  Surprise me with where."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #139 on: September 05, 2008, 12:14:55 PM »
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This reminds me of the webcomic God Mode. Read through the archives and you'll see why.
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