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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #60 on: July 23, 2010, 02:54:02 PM »
Quote from: McPoyo on July 23, 2010, 02:12:32 PM
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Move to a different city!
Yeah, because that's a viable option. :rollseyes  Who says that where I end up it'll be any better?
Leave Canada. It helps. Move to one of the gaming capitals in the north americas somewhere. Pittsburgh I strongly advise against, simply because it's the Armpit of America.
I thought that was Cleveland.
Quote from: kevin_video on July 22, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
Can't be a human binder now. I'm supposed to be Lawful, and binders don't really like that.
Umm... what? Is this some kind of mandate from the DM? Binders don't have any alignment requirements.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2010, 03:02:37 PM »
Quote from: PhaedrusXY on July 23, 2010, 02:54:02 PM
Quote from: McPoyo on July 23, 2010, 02:12:32 PM
Quote from: kevin_video on July 23, 2010, 02:09:55 PM
Quote from: Gavinfoxx on July 23, 2010, 07:39:12 AM
Move to a different city!
Yeah, because that's a viable option. :rollseyes  Who says that where I end up it'll be any better?
Leave Canada. It helps. Move to one of the gaming capitals in the north americas somewhere. Pittsburgh I strongly advise against, simply because it's the Armpit of America.
I thought that was Cleveland.
Quote from: kevin_video on July 22, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
Can't be a human binder now. I'm supposed to be Lawful, and binders don't really like that.
Umm... what? Is this some kind of mandate from the DM? Binders don't have any alignment requirements.
You could look at it like that.

Alignment: Although vestiges were once beings of light and darkness like all creatures of the planes, their long existence in a strange state beyond normal reality has twisted them into enigmatic and amoral entities. However, their nature does not dictate the alignments of those who bind to them. A fearsome and violent vestige can lend its powers to a good binder, who uses them to make peace with enemies.
Conversely, a sweet-faced and kind vestige might grant an evil binder the power to wreak havoc. In some cases, the same vestige might make separate but simultaneous pacts with two binders who are in direct conflict with one another. Vestiges are not easily defined as good, evil, lawful, or chaotic, but their unfathomable mindsets and strange appearance often disturb lawful and good creatures. Thus, most binders are neutral, chaotic neutral, chaotic evil, or neutral evil.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #62 on: July 23, 2010, 03:06:26 PM »
It says MOST, not ALL. It's bad enough that he's forcing an alignment on you...

There is even a binder prestige class that specifically has a section about how it works when you multiclass with it and Paladin!
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #63 on: July 23, 2010, 03:14:49 PM »
edited: crap wrong thread
« Last Edit: July 23, 2010, 03:18:09 PM by BeholderSlayer »
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #64 on: July 23, 2010, 03:16:28 PM »
Said PrC also requires you to be non-chaotic.

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Quote from: Gavinfoxx on July 23, 2010, 07:39:12 AM
Move to a different city!
Yeah, because that's a viable option. :rollseyes  Who says that where I end up it'll be any better?
Go ahead and tell me with a straight face that it could be worse.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #65 on: July 23, 2010, 03:17:24 PM »
my forum fu is weak today
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2010, 03:19:04 PM »
Quote from: PhaedrusXY on July 23, 2010, 03:06:26 PM
It says MOST, not ALL. It's bad enough that he's forcing an alignment on you...

There is even a binder prestige class that specifically has a section about how it works when you multiclass with it and Paladin!
Oh I know it says most, not all. As for the Paladin thing, he'd just say "Oh, well then it'll work well with a Paladin of Slaughter." You know, because that's probably what they meant.  :rollseyes

@ BeholderSlayer -- A wizard with maybe 11 levels, in a 20+ level game isn't going to be all that effective.

@ Agita -- I could not only do it with a straight face, I could give you examples. I'm not the only person that rants about DMs. WotC forums are full of people who live in the US, Australia, Europe, and other countries with DMs they'd like to see sauteed up.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #67 on: July 23, 2010, 03:34:54 PM »
Yeah, but amonst all that I've ever seen, yours is a legend.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #68 on: July 23, 2010, 03:35:43 PM »
Lankybugger's DM was argubably worse.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #69 on: July 23, 2010, 03:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Solo on July 23, 2010, 03:35:43 PM
Lankybugger's DM was argubably worse.
Who?
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Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on July 27, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
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Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PM
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #70 on: July 23, 2010, 03:40:26 PM »
Quote from: Solo on July 23, 2010, 03:35:43 PM
Lankybugger's DM was argubably worse.
I'm almost afraid to ask...
Almost.
What DM could be worse than kevin's?
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #71 on: July 23, 2010, 03:41:02 PM »
The idiot got arrested for throwing a brick into Lankybugger's window after a session.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #72 on: July 23, 2010, 03:41:26 PM »
Quote from: Solo on July 23, 2010, 03:41:02 PM
The idiot got arrested for throwing a brick into Lankybugger's window after a session.
Please tell me there are threads on this.

PLEASE!
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Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on July 27, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
Quote from: snakeman830 on March 30, 2010, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PM
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Quote from: Solo on July 31, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #73 on: July 23, 2010, 03:42:14 PM »
Quote from: Solo on July 23, 2010, 03:41:02 PM
The idiot got arrested for throwing a brick into Lankybugger's window after a session.
Sounds like a stand-up, quality individual.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #74 on: July 23, 2010, 03:42:27 PM »
Quote from: Solo on July 23, 2010, 03:41:02 PM
The idiot got arrested for throwing a brick into Lankybugger's window after a session.
:lmao :lol
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Quote from: Lycanthromancer on September 12, 2011, 09:40:53 PM
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
Quote from: borsniel on September 12, 2011, 11:28:16 PM
...thanks
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #75 on: July 23, 2010, 03:42:46 PM »
Quote from: McPoyo on July 23, 2010, 03:41:26 PM
Please tell me there are threads on this.

PLEASE!
Yes.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #76 on: July 23, 2010, 03:43:08 PM »
Quote from: Solo on July 23, 2010, 03:42:46 PM
Yes.
Ah, GitP. Would be why I never saw his threads.
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Quote from: The_Mad_Linguist on July 27, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
Quote from: snakeman830 on March 30, 2010, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PM
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Quote from: Solo on July 31, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #77 on: July 23, 2010, 03:45:40 PM »
Anyone know what happened to Lankyburger after he got stabbed?
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #78 on: July 23, 2010, 03:47:58 PM »
Fine afaik. But then again, I don't particularily care.
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #79 on: July 23, 2010, 03:49:48 PM »
Quote from: the_shadowmind on July 23, 2010, 03:45:40 PM
Anyone know what happened to Lankyburger after he got stabbed?
WWWTTTTTFFFFF! HHAHAHA! Were these guys playing in prison, or what?  :D
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Quote from: Lycanthromancer on September 12, 2011, 09:40:53 PM
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
Quote from: borsniel on September 12, 2011, 11:28:16 PM
...thanks
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