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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #80 on: July 23, 2010, 03:51:56 PM »
He got into an argument with his girlfriend because he was flirting (non seriously) with a female player/close friend/sister figure, and she accidentally stabbed him with a fruit knife in the abdomen.

His male friend then proceeded to give her a roundhouse to the head, someone called the cops...

He didn't press charges, but I believe they broke up.

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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #81 on: July 23, 2010, 04:07:20 PM »
He got into an argument with his girlfriend because he was flirting (non seriously) with a female player/close friend/sister figure, and she accidentally stabbed him with a fruit knife in the abdomen.

His male friend then proceeded to give her a roundhouse to the head, someone called the cops...

He didn't press charges, but I believe they broke up.
Um. What? Okay, I've had to literally throw people out of houses before while gaming, but seriously?
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #82 on: July 23, 2010, 04:09:46 PM »
Seriously.

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Re: Time For a New Character. I've Been Dreading This for Months. *EDIT*
« Reply #83 on: July 23, 2010, 04:16:38 PM »
The idiot got arrested for throwing a brick into Lankybugger's window after a session.
Sounds like a stand-up, quality individual.
A definite role model, for sure.  DMs that do stuff are better than DMs that get your hopes up and then crush them by not doing anything.  Or randomly take a leave of absence.
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