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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #80 on: September 10, 2011, 12:04:37 AM »
It has Regeneration but is also immune to nonlethal?  How the hell does THAT work?!

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #81 on: September 10, 2011, 01:40:29 AM »
Alright, I just "had" to check out the claim of this unkillable fecal monstrosity. Here's some of it's stats: 90hp, Regen 5, SR 50, DR 25/+5. Luckily, it only has one attack and a rather weak one at that.. but still, that's ridiculously nasty for a CR 6 monster.

Here are his 3.5 stats: 140 hp, Regeneration 25, SR 100, DR 25/magic.  Immunity to acid, cold, electricity, fire, palarysis, poison, polymorph, sleep, sonic, stunning, all mind effects, critical hits, nonlethal, ability damage and drain, energy drain, fatigue, exhaustion AND TO EVERY NEGATIVE EFFECT KNOWN.  

The trick to beat it is with an unknown negative effect.  But even if you do kill it "He returns within 1d4 days"
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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #82 on: September 10, 2011, 01:54:10 AM »
Or to have it turn into Kenny.
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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #83 on: September 10, 2011, 05:20:29 AM »
only in D&D is a pile of crap more powerful than a god.

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #84 on: September 10, 2011, 06:19:09 AM »
Here are his 3.5 stats: 140 hp, Regeneration 25, SR 100, DR 25/magic.  Immunity to acid, cold, electricity, fire, palarysis, poison, polymorph, sleep, sonic, stunning, all mind effects, critical hits, nonlethal, ability damage and drain, energy drain, fatigue, exhaustion AND TO EVERY NEGATIVE EFFECT KNOWN.  

What's it's type?  How many hit dice does it have?  I imagine master of many forms, shapechange, and greater metamorphosis can give you it's invulnerability. 

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #85 on: September 10, 2011, 11:35:32 AM »
Here are his 3.5 stats: 140 hp, Regeneration 25, SR 100, DR 25/magic.  Immunity to acid, cold, electricity, fire, palarysis, poison, polymorph, sleep, sonic, stunning, all mind effects, critical hits, nonlethal, ability damage and drain, energy drain, fatigue, exhaustion AND TO EVERY NEGATIVE EFFECT KNOWN.  

What's it's type?  How many hit dice does it have?  I imagine master of many forms, shapechange, and greater metamorphosis can give you it's invulnerability. 
I posted that above. It's a cr 6 abomination.. but I don't know its HD off the top of my head but it has 90 hp

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #86 on: September 10, 2011, 05:51:16 PM »
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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #87 on: September 12, 2011, 11:59:36 AM »
News Flash!

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #88 on: September 12, 2011, 02:36:08 PM »
News Flash!

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #89 on: September 12, 2011, 03:32:34 PM »
News Flash!

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #90 on: September 12, 2011, 04:38:09 PM »
News Flash!

Discipator dethroned by a pile of shit!

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Who is Discipator? Are you sure you spelled that god with an awesome melee PrC right?

ROFL!

What's worse...I had spelled it the right way the first time, and then changed it into the wrong way without thinking too.  Self-mistaking spellchecker...  :lmao

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #91 on: September 13, 2011, 01:44:57 AM »
Don't you hate that?

How about a brown pudding (half-brown dragon white pudding) ?

Flesh jelly?

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #92 on: September 13, 2011, 09:17:06 PM »
Dalmosh (sp?) was pretty gross.  Giant fleshy humaniod-shaped thing that grew a mouth each time it was injured...

Can you say vagina dentata?
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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #93 on: September 13, 2011, 09:20:50 PM »
Dalmosh (sp?) was pretty gross.  Giant fleshy humaniod-shaped thing that grew a mouth each time it was injured...

Can you say vagina dentata?

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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #94 on: September 29, 2011, 06:57:30 PM »
I s'pose if I don't mind misspellings, there's always the anus hag.
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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #95 on: September 29, 2011, 11:03:39 PM »
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Re: What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D
« Reply #96 on: October 01, 2011, 02:20:26 AM »
i believe that the fecal monstrosity is still able to be suffocated. technically, it might die from its own stench....
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