What are the Nastiest, Most Disgusting Creatures in D&D

[SorO_Lost]

DM: You see a beautiful women, so beautiful in fact I need you to roll a save vs Blindness from sexy, and roll another one for you know *wink*.
Player: lol, I got a 19 and a 15.
DM: You made it. She is suggestively dancing as she walks over to you holding one of her bare breasts in her hand.
Player: Hotness, is she like red headed? An Elf? Oooh are her nipples pierced?
DM: Well she looks feyish but you don't know about the hair color since she is bald...
Player: No problem.
DM: ...But you notice do notice her rib bones are sticking though the gangrenous tissue and what appears to be rancid milk.
Player: WTF?! I back the hell up.
DM: Too late, you failed your save and are stunned by her beauty.
Player: WTF?!!
DM: She grabs you, make a new save vs Paralysis, yeah shes into that.
Player: WTF?!!! *rolls a 17*
DM: You failed, she turns into an Octopus and...
Player:  

I vote for the Nymph Lich

[weenog]

DM: You see a beautiful women, so beautiful in fact I need you to roll a save vs Blindness from sexy, and roll another one for you know *wink*.
Player: lol, I got a 19 and a 15.
DM: You made it. She is suggestively dancing as she walks over to you holding one of her bare breasts in her hand.
Player: Hotness, is she like red headed? An Elf? Oooh are her nipples pierced?
DM: Well she looks feyish but you don't know about the hair color since she is bald...
Player: No problem.
DM: ...But you notice do notice her rib bones are sticking though the gangrenous tissue and what appears to be rancid milk.
Player: WTF?! I back the hell up.
DM: Too late, you failed your save and are stunned by her beauty.
Player: WTF?!!
DM: She grabs you, make a new save vs Paralysis, yeah shes into that.
Player: WTF?!!! *rolls a 17*
DM: You failed, she turns into an Octopus and...
Player:  

I vote for the Nymph Lich

They say there's nothing like a cold girl on a warm night.  If you can talk the DM into awarding a RP-based bonus feat out of the deal, all the better.

....

Fuck it, nominate myself for this list.

[SneeR]

Based on about half the fluff in several campaign settings...

humans.

Yes, man, the nastiest creature in all the universe, pillaging the lands wherever he may walk with rapacious glee. Truly, nothing is more dreadful than the travesties that humanity can wrought upon others.

 A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

Now, wait a second... Isn't any other sentient race with a lust for self-preservation just as if not more likely to commit the same atrocities as humans? That never made sense to me as a trope.

[weenog]

Now, wait a second... Isn't any other sentient race with a lust for self-preservation just as if not more likely to commit the same atrocities as humans? That never made sense to me as a trope.

If you assume any other sentient race is just a human wearing makeup and a rubber forehead prosthetic, sure.  To even assign other races the same lust for self-preservation is already making an assumption that doesn't necessarily hold up.  Even if they are every bit as stubborn about dying off as humans are, their means and methods may be drastically different.  Humans are on top in this world, not because we're very hard to kill, but because we are incredibly good at killing other things.  A tougher race, one with resistances and immunities or regeneration, need not be so overwhelmingly aggressive to secure its place.  Something naturally elusive, stealthy mobile, able to freely navigate where others cannot go, likewise needs not adopt a policy of destroy first, ask questions eventually, maybe, if I get around to it.

[JohnnyMayHymn]

Belial/Fernia, lord of the fourth circle of hell

A father daughter team... eh... yeah...

[StreamOfTheSky]

I'm rather fond of Neogi from LoM.  Their appearance, their penchant for the slave trade, how they reproduce... all is excellent squick.  I had a lot of fun DMing a caravan of them that the (evil) PC party encountered.  They did pretty awful things on a regular basis, and even they were pretty taken aback.

[kremti]

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

OMG.  Chess is for nerds.

-K

[SneeR]

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

OMG.  Chess is for nerds.

-K

So is that movie.

Now, wait a second... Isn't any other sentient race with a lust for self-preservation just as if not more likely to commit the same atrocities as humans? That never made sense to me as a trope.

If you assume any other sentient race is just a human wearing makeup and a rubber forehead prosthetic, sure.  To even assign other races the same lust for self-preservation is already making an assumption that doesn't necessarily hold up.  Even if they are every bit as stubborn about dying off as humans are, their means and methods may be drastically different.  Humans are on top in this world, not because we're very hard to kill, but because we are incredibly good at killing other things.  A tougher race, one with resistances and immunities or regeneration, need not be so overwhelmingly aggressive to secure its place.  Something naturally elusive, stealthy mobile, able to freely navigate where others cannot go, likewise needs not adopt a policy of destroy first, ask questions eventually, maybe, if I get around to it.

Well, a lot of races are just reskinned humans. Why aren't they as vicious as we? Aquatic humans? Drow? I suppose the drow are locked up with in-fighting, and the aquatic humans are locked up with... gills... Sometimes in camapigns, though, without flavorful settings, it feels like elves are just graceful hippies, dwarves are just buff Scottish midgets, and half-orcs are green retards.

[emaNsdrawkcaB]

I remember an evil game I took part in, alongside a sick and depraved young man. During downtime he'd go to parks, and schools, and roleplay some pretty messed up stuff. I'm just glad he was roleplaying it... Wonder what he's doing now...

[kremti]

So is that movie.

So is this board...at least, the movie has the excuse for being from the 80's!
 
-K

[zook1shoe]

I remember an evil game I took part in, alongside a sick and depraved young man. During downtime he'd go to parks, and schools, and roleplay some pretty messed up stuff. I'm just glad he was roleplaying it... Wonder what he's doing now...

One of those?

[SneeR]

So is that movie.

So is this board...at least, the movie has the excuse for being from the 80's!
 
-K

Egads! You're right!
What am I going to do with myself now that I've discovered I'm a nerd?

[kremti]

Egads! You're right!
What am I going to do with myself now that I've discovered I'm a nerd?

One of those?

And thus combining two into one...

I'm afraid to ask but I have to.  What did he do in that evil game?

-K

[Nunkuruji]

Tunnel Terror, Fiend Folio

yeah....

[Ithamar]

Necrosis Carnex.

[braininthejar]

There is this obirynth flesh-sculptor thingy. Huge, looks like a levitating blob-of-flesh-head on chains. It likes giving people new limbs. And if you fail your will save its form will seem so perfect, you take serious charisma hit from feelings of inadequacy.

Then there is this monster from BoVD that likes paralysing its victims and eating their guts while they still live... and because it is naturally telepatic, everyone around will feel the taste.

[Bauglir]

Humans as the nastiest, most disgusting race have one thing going for them. They will fuck anything. Kind of like dragons.

[Midnight_v]

Half-Trolls.  Because some poor woman had to survive that.

Bah.  Half-whatevers being results of a male whatever raping a human woman is an outdated stereotype.  It neglects to consider the existence of men who are exemplars of human audacity, and think muscle is sexy.

Fucking hilarious and awesome. LOL

Oh and by the way... The Phasm.

[awaken DM golem]

Umm ... part of my Kitty Avatar on a bad day  ?!

I have never once seen a kitty in your avatar. It's a grotesquely obese man eating what looks like a teddy bear.

Well, I have been known to use Metamorph on occasion ... (but not Poly-).


BoVD "tries" to use Baleful Polymorph as an Artifact.
The Nalfeshnee that uses it ... is intended to be disgusting.
Oooo spooky.

[braininthejar]

1 Maurhezi (did I spell it right)

A demon, human sized so actually viable as a character concept. Looks like a ghoul but has doppleganger powers. The catch - he copies a person by absorbtion. To mimic someone he has to eat their corpse within minutes from death. After that, he gains a new shape and they are beyond ressurection - the only afterlife they have to look forward to is as demon crap.

2 cancer mage - you became a carrier for every disease you encounter. And your familiar is a talking tumor! I wonder if it can sing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNS1TqWyX8E