DM: You see a beautiful women, so beautiful in fact I need you to roll a save vs Blindness from sexy, and roll another one for you know *wink*.
Player: lol, I got a 19 and a 15.
DM: You made it. She is suggestively dancing as she walks over to you holding one of her bare breasts in her hand.
Player: Hotness, is she like red headed? An Elf? Oooh are her nipples pierced?
DM: Well she looks feyish but you don't know about the hair color since she is bald...
Player: No problem.
DM: ...But you notice do notice her rib bones are sticking though the gangrenous tissue and what appears to be rancid milk.
Player: WTF?! I back the hell up.
DM: Too late, you failed your save and are stunned by her beauty.
Player: WTF?!!
DM: She grabs you, make a new save vs Paralysis, yeah shes into that.
Player: WTF?!!! *rolls a 17*
DM: You failed, she turns into an Octopus and...
Player:
I vote for the
Nymph Lich