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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #780 on: May 08, 2009, 12:41:30 AM »
here's somemore

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #781 on: May 08, 2009, 12:44:53 AM »
The goal of power is power. - idk
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #782 on: May 08, 2009, 12:59:13 AM »
Excellent Twilight review comparing it to Mormon propoganda.

Warning: long text is long, mildly NSFW, and other webisms as well...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #784 on: May 08, 2009, 03:43:58 AM »
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #785 on: May 08, 2009, 12:18:37 PM »
Excellent Twilight review comparing it to Mormon propoganda.

Warning: long text is long, mildly NSFW, and other webisms as well...

I have been laughing very loudly and wiping tears from my eyes while reading this. I swear, I got in trouble in the theatre when I was dragged to watch the movie for laughing through the entire movie, too. This is officially the best thing I have read in over a month.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #786 on: May 08, 2009, 01:30:00 PM »
The game I just applied for.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #787 on: May 08, 2009, 08:31:58 PM »
Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics.  You won, but you're still retarded.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #788 on: May 08, 2009, 10:26:58 PM »
Excellent Twilight review comparing it to Mormon propoganda.

Warning: long text is long, mildly NSFW, and other webisms as well...

I just spent like an hour reading that and I can't decide if I'm about to laugh or cry.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #789 on: May 10, 2009, 06:49:04 PM »
A joke I just heard today.

Caution: Extreemly Racist

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Why do black people always have nightmares?

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[spoiler]Because the last one to have a dream got shot.[/spoiler][/spoiler]


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #790 on: May 10, 2009, 10:03:37 PM »
A joke I just heard today.

Caution: Extreemly Racist

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Why do black people always have nightmares?

Answer:
[spoiler]Because the last one to have a dream got shot.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

Meh, not the worst I've heard.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #791 on: May 10, 2009, 10:17:12 PM »
ya, far from it.
The goal of power is power. - idk
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #792 on: May 11, 2009, 01:28:30 AM »
Kinda related:

[spoiler]What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?[spoiler]A pilot you racist bastard.[/spoiler][/spoiler]
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #793 on: May 11, 2009, 01:40:46 AM »
Kinda related:

[spoiler]What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?[spoiler]A pilot you racist bastard.[/spoiler][/spoiler]
:lmao
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #794 on: May 11, 2009, 01:49:18 AM »
Kinda related:

[spoiler]What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?[spoiler]A pilot you racist bastard.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

Why does this remind me of Achmed?


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #795 on: May 11, 2009, 02:00:54 AM »
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #796 on: May 11, 2009, 11:45:24 PM »
Kinda related:

[spoiler]What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?[spoiler]A pilot you racist bastard.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

Why does this remind me of Achmed?

Uh, Ahmed?  Which one?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #797 on: May 12, 2009, 12:04:53 AM »
Kinda related:

[spoiler]What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?[spoiler]A pilot you racist bastard.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

Why does this remind me of Achmed?

Uh, Ahmed?  Which one?

Achmed, the Dead Terrorist. Youtube Jeff Dunham.


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #798 on: May 12, 2009, 02:12:33 PM »
Oh, okay.  For a second I thought you might know my manager.  That would have been one heck of a coincidence.  Since he's the one who told it to me.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #799 on: May 17, 2009, 06:14:49 PM »
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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