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Excellent Twilight review comparing it to Mormon propoganda.Warning: long text is long, mildly NSFW, and other webisms as well...
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show. Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH! Behind door number 2: A magic crown! Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PMThey don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu.
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,One for the Wizard on his dark throneIn the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
The game I just applied for.
A joke I just heard today.Caution: Extreemly Racist[spoiler]Why do black people always have nightmares?Answer:[spoiler]Because the last one to have a dream got shot.[/spoiler][/spoiler]
Kinda related:[spoiler]What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?[spoiler]A pilot you racist bastard.[/spoiler][/spoiler]
Quote from: dman11235 on May 11, 2009, 01:28:30 AMKinda related:[spoiler]What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?[spoiler]A pilot you racist bastard.[/spoiler][/spoiler]Why does this remind me of Achmed?
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on May 11, 2009, 01:49:18 AMQuote from: dman11235 on May 11, 2009, 01:28:30 AMKinda related:[spoiler]What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?[spoiler]A pilot you racist bastard.[/spoiler][/spoiler]Why does this remind me of Achmed?Uh, Ahmed? Which one?