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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #700 on: April 21, 2009, 03:55:41 AM »
This is the conversation that I had with my mom tonight:

My mom: Do you know any, you know, more mainstream guys?
Me: Nope!
My mom: And why is that?
Me: I scare them away...

I proceed to tell her this wonderful little story.

I'm in the elevator at my school going up to my classroom. In this elevator there are two preppy looking guys in expensive designer crapola. Anyway, I overhear them talking (they were loud), and this one guy's all, "Man, that stupid psycho bitch! She was fucking crazy!" The second guy joins in, "Yeah, man. What's with girls these days? So fucking crazy."

At this point they both look up and notice me staring at them.

While I had both of their attention I threw up my arms and yelled: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"   They both jumped back, one uttering, "Oh shit!"

The elevator stops and I say in an innocent voice, "Oh! This is my floor," and walk off.

I was laughing so hard when those elevator doors closed. Man, I wish I had video-taped it. Stupid masogynistic assholes.  :rollseyes

I've been on the lookout for "non-mainstream" gals for a while now. As it turns out, they're funnier, more interesting, and often prettier in their own way than the "mainstream" ones.

Sadly, they also seem to be much harder to detect around here...

Very true :)
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #702 on: April 21, 2009, 11:31:01 AM »
bah pistol shimps suck, mantis shrimps ftw.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #703 on: April 21, 2009, 11:34:18 AM »

I've been on the lookout for "non-mainstream" gals for a while now. As it turns out, they're funnier, more interesting, and often prettier in their own way than the "mainstream" ones.

Sadly, they also seem to be much harder to detect around here...

You could live over here, where women are more often than not obese, with massive entitlement issues, have loud screechy voices, and demand the world from you without giving back one whit.

You can in fact have my share, I'm leaving for greener pastures in about a year or so.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #704 on: April 21, 2009, 11:37:27 AM »
bah pistol shimps suck, mantis shrimps ftw.
But neither are as cool as mimic octopus and vampire squid (it can cast glitterdust!).

Seriously, find some videos of those things, they're awesome.


The anglerfish is a classic of course. What was the name of that crab with one giant claw that punches things?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #705 on: April 21, 2009, 01:15:03 PM »
What was the name of that crab with one giant claw that punches things?

Kingler?


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #706 on: April 21, 2009, 07:19:55 PM »
What was the name of that crab with one giant claw that punches things?

Kingler?
I lol'd :lmao

Also, BimR wouldn't tell me what happened last night. She said I had to read it. It's fucking hilarious.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #707 on: April 21, 2009, 07:56:01 PM »
http://www.texassecede.com/

What made me laugh about this was that the Lone Star Republic wanted the United States to annex them in the first place.


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #709 on: April 22, 2009, 01:21:28 PM »
http://www.texassecede.com/

What made me laugh about this was that the Lone Star Republic wanted the United States to annex them in the first place.



thats not so funny when you live next door to those people. I live in Louisiana.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #710 on: April 22, 2009, 06:02:22 PM »
bah pistol shimps suck, mantis shrimps ftw.
But neither are as cool as mimic octopus and vampire squid (it can cast glitterdust!).

Seriously, find some videos of those things, they're awesome.


The anglerfish is a classic of course. What was the name of that crab with one giant claw that punches things?
Wow... I just read the wikipedia page and watched the video of the vampire squid. That thing is freakin' awesome.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #711 on: April 22, 2009, 10:08:17 PM »
SDK showed me this. Sex Talk with Peppy Hare
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #712 on: April 22, 2009, 11:24:50 PM »
SDK showed me this. Sex Talk with Peppy Hare
I didn't find it as amusing as I should have... I was enamored with that dude's cute accent.   :embarrassed

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #713 on: April 22, 2009, 11:39:02 PM »
His accent sucked.

But Peppy's line at 1:23 was awesome.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #714 on: April 23, 2009, 07:22:44 AM »
bah pistol shimps suck, mantis shrimps ftw.
But neither are as cool as mimic octopus and vampire squid (it can cast glitterdust!).

Seriously, find some videos of those things, they're awesome.


The anglerfish is a classic of course. What was the name of that crab with one giant claw that punches things?
Wow... I just read the wikipedia page and watched the video of the vampire squid. That thing is freakin' awesome.
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Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #715 on: April 23, 2009, 08:12:52 AM »
bah pistol shimps suck, mantis shrimps ftw.
But neither are as cool as mimic octopus and vampire squid (it can cast glitterdust!).

Seriously, find some videos of those things, they're awesome.


The anglerfish is a classic of course. What was the name of that crab with one giant claw that punches things?
Wow... I just read the wikipedia page and watched the video of the vampire squid. That thing is freakin' awesome.
I dare you to stat a dire version. Also, I dare BimR to stare into its eyes.

Dire Vampire Squid.... :plotting  and so the idea for my next critter for the spookity critters thread is beginning to form...

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #716 on: April 24, 2009, 10:30:18 AM »
More strange sea creatures: The blanket octopus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpME-jNSC2U&fmt=18


Hey, it's not my fault there's so many cool things with tentacles, alright?
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Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #717 on: April 26, 2009, 12:50:57 PM »
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Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #718 on: April 26, 2009, 06:27:20 PM »
The Sega Michael Jackson takes on the NES world.

Michael Forever - part 1
Michael Fantasy - part 2, the best IMO
Michael Quest - part 3

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #719 on: April 26, 2009, 07:53:43 PM »
The Sega Michael Jackson takes on the NES world.

Michael Forever - part 1
Michael Fantasy - part 2, the best IMO
Michael Quest - part 3

NES weirdness with Kung Fu, Mega Man, and shitloads of E. Hondas.

This is good. Really good.

EDIT: And then there's THIS.

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