I've been on the lookout for "non-mainstream" gals for a while now. As it turns out, they're funnier, more interesting, and often prettier in their own way than the "mainstream" ones.
Sadly, they also seem to be much harder to detect around here...
You could live over here, where women are more often than not obese, with massive entitlement issues, have loud screechy voices, and demand the world from you without giving back one whit.
You can in fact have my share, I'm leaving for greener pastures in about a year or so.