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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #660 on: April 14, 2009, 01:01:51 AM »
You live in pittsburgh? :P
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #661 on: April 14, 2009, 01:18:11 AM »
[quote author=Kuroimaken link=topic=2119.msg134375#msg134375 date=1239673393Seriously though, I probably wouldn't be able to make a comeback like that on the spot. I seriously need to speed up my vocal skills - I usually have total zingers come to me within 30 seconds of a specific quote, but by then it's too late to use them.
[/quote]This is actually why my best friend and I have the 8 second rule. If you can't make a comeback in 8 seconds, it doesn't count (unless ridiculously hilarious, but even then it usually doesn't.) It's done wonders for my ability to react on my feet.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #662 on: April 14, 2009, 12:17:20 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on April 13, 2009, 06:25:34 PM
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on April 13, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
Well, that was John Paul II on that image, right? Doesn't look like Benedict to me...

For a truly metal pope we need Rob Halford though :P



No, we need Ozzy Osbourne.

Guy's already treated as some kind of god by most metalheads, he might as well cash in on that, right?
And he is already feeble enough to become a Pope. Almost.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #663 on: April 14, 2009, 12:28:19 PM »
Quote from: Tshern on April 14, 2009, 12:17:20 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on April 13, 2009, 06:25:34 PM
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on April 13, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
Well, that was John Paul II on that image, right? Doesn't look like Benedict to me...

For a truly metal pope we need Rob Halford though :P



No, we need Ozzy Osbourne.

Guy's already treated as some kind of god by most metalheads, he might as well cash in on that, right?
And he is already feeble enough to become a Pope. Almost.
He does have Halford beat on that, that much is certain :P
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #664 on: April 14, 2009, 01:42:33 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on April 14, 2009, 12:28:19 PM
Quote from: Tshern on April 14, 2009, 12:17:20 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on April 13, 2009, 06:25:34 PM
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on April 13, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
Well, that was John Paul II on that image, right? Doesn't look like Benedict to me...

For a truly metal pope we need Rob Halford though :P



No, we need Ozzy Osbourne.

Guy's already treated as some kind of god by most metalheads, he might as well cash in on that, right?
And he is already feeble enough to become a Pope. Almost.
He does have Halford beat on that, that much is certain :P

Imagine, what would Ozzy's commandments look like?

1. Thou Shalt Not Steal The Remote
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #665 on: April 14, 2009, 01:53:40 PM »
2. Urgh... nevermind...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #666 on: April 14, 2009, 01:57:02 PM »
3. SHAROOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #667 on: April 14, 2009, 06:16:52 PM »
Speaking of Ozzy, I recently decided that it's a good thing that he wears those colored glasses all the time.  In my opinion, his eyes are so impressive and intimidating that they should have to be revealed.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #668 on: April 14, 2009, 06:18:02 PM »
"Look into my eyes!"

Great, now I'm reminded of Ziltoid again :P

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #669 on: April 14, 2009, 06:19:00 PM »
Wait, so Ozzy has a gaze attack?
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #670 on: April 14, 2009, 06:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Bozwevial on April 14, 2009, 06:19:00 PM
Wait, so Ozzy has a gaze attack?

And, according to at least one pigeon, a bite attack too.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #671 on: April 14, 2009, 06:45:55 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on April 14, 2009, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: Bozwevial on April 14, 2009, 06:19:00 PM
Wait, so Ozzy has a gaze attack?

And, according to at least one pigeon, a bite attack too.

Don't forget the bat ;)
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #672 on: April 15, 2009, 01:20:51 AM »
So yeah, apparently this is hilarity week at work.  Saturday one of my co-workers had to be escorted off the premise by police because he blew up at the shift manager (like, really blew up).....over bacon.

Today, the shift manager (oddly enough, the same guy) spilled some chili on his hand because of the cutting board being loose.  Now, this wasn't particularly funny because he got burned bad (at least 2nd degree, possibly 3rd, but he couldn't use his hand for the rest of the day basically), but then he filled out the accident form that we're supposed to fill out.  It had the following section:

Sex: male/female/unknown.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #673 on: April 15, 2009, 11:18:10 AM »
props to anyone who can get a third degree burn from chili
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« Reply #674 on: April 15, 2009, 07:58:51 PM »
It had been in the steamer for a really long time, so it was probably pretty close to 100 C.  And at least it wasn't straight grease, but mixed in with water and other things.  Oil tends to be worse than it could be.  I mean nacho cheese just stays there.  I get to find out how bad it really was Saturday, since I get the next two days off (finally).
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #675 on: April 16, 2009, 02:57:38 PM »
This list of plot hooks. It's so getting used. I would LOVE to play a game that rolled 100.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #676 on: April 16, 2009, 08:12:57 PM »
Quote from: Bauglir on April 16, 2009, 02:57:38 PM
This list of plot hooks. It's so getting used. I would LOVE to play a game that rolled 100.

19, 21, 23, 32, 35, 38, 39, 52, 54, 65, 72, 79, 97, and 100 are total win. :D
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #677 on: April 16, 2009, 08:20:09 PM »
Quote from: EjoThims on April 16, 2009, 08:12:57 PM
Quote from: Bauglir on April 16, 2009, 02:57:38 PM
This list of plot hooks. It's so getting used. I would LOVE to play a game that rolled 100.

19, 21, 23, 32, 35, 38, 39, 52, 54, 65, 72, 79, 97, and 100 are total win. :D

All of the hooks with the thrill-seeker lich are made of win.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #678 on: April 17, 2009, 12:26:56 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #679 on: April 17, 2009, 12:36:44 PM »
Veekie: That's fucking funny. Pun intended.
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