I'm drunker than shit, and got one of the most amusing flames I've gotten in a while. I feel very good right now. ALSO, I might finally have a girlfriend. She's been through the fucking wringer, like me, and we have a lot of common ground. The two of us have similar experiences, and understand equally the darkness that dwells in the hearts of humans. Also, she is beautiful, and feels so right in my arms. I'm pretty cool right now. (And no, this isn't a woman I met at the club where I got drunk, we've been dating for a while now.)