TOUHOU!!!

[veekie]

Badass and cute Chen [Warning: Suppa Tenko]

[Prime32]

"Uh- GAAH! But how? You were down there for almost 10 minutes! No one could hold their breath that long!"
"I don't need to. I just used the powers of the yin-yang orb."
"What? That's impossible, I've heard of its powers and none of them could do that!"
"You really aren't that experienced, are you? The second power of the yin-yang orb, 'One of your favourite aromas can be given off'. I just used it to create the smell of air."
"Ri- ridiculous..."


"Kch. I didn't want to use this, but you've left me no choice. Here goes, my ultimate Spell Card! FANTASY HEAVEN!"
"Heh."
"You might as well give up now. In this state I can't b- AAAAAAARGH!"
"An interesting ability, but useless against me."
"Impossible! You cut through my Fantasy Heaven?!"
"Let me return the request. None of your attacks can harm me. None of your defences can stop me. You might as well give up now."
"H-ha... ha. Don't count me out yet, I still have one more trick up my sleeve. Fantasy Heaven!"
"Didn't I tell you that won't work? No matter what you do, my sword will still reach you!"
"I'm not trying to block your sword."
"What?"
"You know, I'm actually kind of jealous of that Moriya girl. She may not know much about being a miko, but the outside world must be wonderful. Heh... I'd never have known I could do something like this."
"What are you babbling about?"
"You'll see."

"Reimu, wait."
"Oh? What does the mighty wind priestess want with little old me? Going to tell me I have no chance against that moon girl?"
"No... I would have said that before, but if your Ying-Yang Orb really has that kind of power... It's a longshot, but there might still be a way to beat her."

"Ying-Yang Orb!"
"This is your secret weapon? This useless old thing?"
"You shouldn't underestimate the powers of the Hakurei Clan; any weapon can be mighty if you know how to use it. Let me give you a run-through of the Ying-Yang Orb's powers. Power number 1: 'Even if you eat sweets, you won't get fat.' By adding sugar to my food I can count anything I eat as a 'sweet', thus allowing me to preserve the delicate figure you see before you."
"Ha! What are you going to do, be skinny at me?"
"Let me finish. Power number 3: 'The yin-yang orb can be disguised as a cat.' Any cat."
"Wha- Byakko?!"
"..."
"Hyaaaa! Pathetic. I've defeated your pet in one move. Now let's end this."
"You're not very good at maths, are you?"
"What on the moon are you talking about?"
"I told you powers 1 and 3. I never told you power number 2... 'One of your favourite aromas can be given off'. I thought I had a good handle on that power, but Sanae opened my eyes. I have to thank your sister for sealing off this area, because I think I've got a new favourite smell..."
"What is this feeling? How on earth could that power-"
"The smell of antimatter."

[oslecamo]

First, creating the smell of something doesn't exactly mean you're creating said thing, or Reimu would've long ago created the smell of gold to stop being poor.

Second, you forgot the true hidden power of Reimu's orbs, as catalogued on the grimoire of Marisa:

Holy Relic "Yin-Yang Sanctifier Orb"

User: Reimu Hakurei
   
Notes: Mainly Used As A Parlor Trick
   
Size: ?

A spell card where she throws a giant yin-yang orb that was tucked away somewhere at you. Surprisingly heavy lifting for Reimu.


Getting hit by the yin-yang orb hurts. Hurts in a physical way. Since it's an ordinary heavy, hard ball.

Although the large ball is hot and heavy, it won't "flatten" the human on the receiving end.

It. Is. A. Giant. Hard. Ball. Screw it's mystical powers, just bash people with it untill they give up!

[Prime32]

First, creating the smell of something doesn't exactly mean you're creating said thing, or Reimu would've long ago created the smell of gold to stop being poor.

She could only create enough gold to form a vapour. And given how heavy gold is...

[oslecamo]

First, creating the smell of something doesn't exactly mean you're creating said thing, or Reimu would've long ago created the smell of gold to stop being poor.

She could only create enough gold to form a vapour. And given how heavy gold is...

 The "smell" of things is actualy caused by microscopic particles of said thing being carried by the air, not necessarily in liquid state like a vapour. Fine gold dust is more than light enough to be carried trough the air. It would take some time, but with an air filter she could collect a considerable amount. Or if you want to be picky, diamond dust.

And even if we follow your logic, how exactly is a minuscle amount of anti-matter around Reimu suposed to help her? At best, it explodes in contact with the air and ends up hurting miko red herself.

[Prime32]

First, creating the smell of something doesn't exactly mean you're creating said thing, or Reimu would've long ago created the smell of gold to stop being poor.

She could only create enough gold to form a vapour. And given how heavy gold is...

 The "smell" of things is actualy caused by microscopic particles of said thing being carried by the air, not necessarily in liquid state like a vapour. Fine gold dust is more than light enough to be carried trough the air. It would take some time, but with an air filter she could collect a considerable amount. Or if you want to be picky, diamond dust.

Assuming she is aware that this is possible...

"Yukari, can you bring me a specialised filter capable of extracting gold particles from the air? Actually, wait, that's a lot of work. Just bring me a bunch of gold."
"Um..."
"Nitori, can you build me a specialised filter capable of extracting gold particles from the air?"
"Sure, but I get half the profits. Wait, where are you going?"
"Rinnosuke, does your shop have a specialised filter capable of extracting gold particles from the air?"
"Yes... but it's not for sale."

And even if we follow your logic, how exactly is a minuscle amount of anti-matter around Reimu suposed to help her? At best, it explodes in contact with the air and ends up hurting miko red herself.

That's why she activated Fantasy Heaven.

And it was calculated that 100-200g of antimatter could cause something equivalent to this.

[Prime32]

Re: that "Utsuhotroid" thing... bosses and powerups:

Marisa (Charge Beam)
Nitori (Missiles)
Chen (Morph Ball Morph it easy!)
Mokou (Varia Suit)
Aya (Speed Booster)
Suika (Gravity Suit)
Cirno (Ice Beam)
Remilia (Plasma Beam)
Iku (Wave Beam)
Reimu (Space Jump)
Ran (Screw Attack)

Okuu would be able to communicate with Satori through the eye on her chest, possibly allowing her to scan enemies.
...don't ask me why Cirno is after EX bosses.

[Sinfire Titan]

There goes my childhood...

[Nick]

Sakuya is pissed

[Sinfire Titan]

How did she do that?

[Agita]

How did she do that?

Whenever she starts to fall, she stops time and adjusts the knives.
Alternatively, pretty much everyone can fly in Gensokyo.

[Sinfire Titan]

How did she do that?

Whenever she starts to fall, she stops time and adjusts the knives.
Alternatively, pretty much everyone can fly in Gensokyo.

I'm less impressed by her standing on the knives as I am by the tower of knives itself.

[oslecamo]

"Nitori, can you build me a specialised filter capable of extracting gold particles from the air?"
"Sure, but I get half the profits. Wait, where are you going?"

Now c'mon, Reimu may be a gangster, but she isn't such a cheapstake!

Also, I'm pretty sure she can get a water filter cheap. From there it's easy:
1-Get bucket of water.
2-Put head inside water.
3-Make the water smell like gold.
4-Filter bucket water.
5-Profit!Get drunk!

And even if we follow your logic, how exactly is a minuscle amount of anti-matter around Reimu suposed to help her? At best, it explodes in contact with the air and ends up hurting miko red herself.

That's why she activated Fantasy Heaven.

And it was calculated that 100-200g of antimatter could cause something equivalent to this.

Lukily, you need less than one miligram to make the smell of something. 100-200g of dust of something in your nose and you simply start choking.

[Prime32]

Lukily, you need less than one miligram to make the smell of something. 100-200g of dust of something in your nose and you simply start choking.

Hmm...
*checking figures*

According to Wikipedia 1mg of antimatter is equivalent to 42.96 tons of TNT. A MOAB is 11 tons.

[oslecamo]

Lukily, you need less than one miligram to make the smell of something. 100-200g of dust of something in your nose and you simply start choking.

Hmm...
*checking figures*

According to Wikipedia 1mg of antimatter is equivalent to 42.96 tons of TNT. A MOAB is 11 tons.

Still several orders of magnitude weaker than the meteor incident. And probably more in order with your average master spark. So if Reimu's heavy spellcards couldn't hurt, I doubt one mg of antimatter will do the trick.

[Prime32]

It is, however, about as powerful as the strongest non-nuclear weapon ever developed. Plus, it would continue to release smell...

EDIT: If it takes 1 milligram up your nose to smell, substantially more would have to be released for everyone in the area to get a sufficient concentration of the stuff.

[oslecamo]

It is, however, about as powerful as the strongest non-nuclear weapon ever developed. Plus, it would continue to release smell...

Now that you mention it, releasing the smell where? Fantasy Heaven takes Reimu and ger gear out of reality while releasing damnmaku hell. So the smell will be released inside the Fantasy Heaven! Hu ho.

EDIT: If it takes 1 milligram up your nose to smell, substantially more would have to be released for everyone in the area to get a sufficient concentration of the stuff.

One miligram is enough to cover a pretty wide area (I never said it was just for one person) like a room. And I believe the orb is clearly for personal use only, otherwise Reimu could just go all riot police and produce the smell of pepper spray or some toxic agent to take down everybody on the land whenever a problem arises.

[Agita]

It is, however, about as powerful as the strongest non-nuclear weapon ever developed. Plus, it would continue to release smell...

Now that you mention it, releasing the smell where? Fantasy Heaven takes Reimu and ger gear out of reality while releasing damnmaku hell. So the smell will be released inside the Fantasy Heaven! Hu ho.

The same way she releases danmaku hell outside of Fantasy Heaven?

[veekie]

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What she was doing when she got caught I presume (NSFW ads)

[oslecamo]

It is, however, about as powerful as the strongest non-nuclear weapon ever developed. Plus, it would continue to release smell...

Now that you mention it, releasing the smell where? Fantasy Heaven takes Reimu and ger gear out of reality while releasing damnmaku hell. So the smell will be released inside the Fantasy Heaven! Hu ho.

The same way she releases danmaku hell outside of Fantasy Heaven?

She doesn't release danmaku outside of Fantasy Heaven, those bullets are part of the spellcard itself. Reimu herself is described as being on a don't care bliss nirvana state while using Fantasy Heaven, so she can't possibly focus to attack (not to mention that it would mean she using two spellcards at the same time).

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So, Sakuya's betraying on her mistress now?

Also, what happens when the Touhou characters get their hands on a SRW title:

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