Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex... (Read 165991 times)

SixthDeclension · « **Reply #80 on:** August 30, 2008, 02:18:02 AM »

Quote from: soudou on August 30, 2008, 02:01:11 AM

edit: also, DAMMIT AfterCrescent, this is you're doing. Now I'm going to end up perusing the entire damn BG forum. My wife is going to murder me in my sleep. :-\

Minus the murder part, this is a bad thing?

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #81 on:** August 30, 2008, 03:13:37 AM »

"Wow. And I thought only my little sister made that noise when I did this to her..."

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #82 on:** August 30, 2008, 03:29:51 AM »

Heh. You and my dog, Fluffy, make the same noises.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #83 on:** August 30, 2008, 06:44:53 AM »

Is that supposed to smell like moldy cheese?

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #84 on:** August 30, 2008, 07:14:52 AM »

"So, I figure after this you kind of owe me: mind signing divorce papers?" (Said by either a very narcissistic man or pretty much any stereotypical woman, as portrayed by the recent media.)

Arcane-surge · « **Reply #85 on:** August 31, 2008, 04:20:33 AM »

I forget where I heard it, but here's my contribution:

"Happy birthday Grandma!"

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #86 on:** August 31, 2008, 02:41:06 PM »

Quote

I forget where I heard it, but here's my contribution:

"Happy birthday Grandma!"

I think it's in one of the webcomics linked to this thread.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #87 on:** September 01, 2008, 06:42:46 PM »

Heh. Yeah. it is. Questionable Content.

Mister_Sinister · « **Reply #88 on:** September 02, 2008, 11:27:44 AM »

Ah, QC...

bhu · « **Reply #89 on:** September 03, 2008, 06:50:21 AM »

"Honey..I have to ask this...I mean I'd have asked before but I didn't want to miss out on the whole orgasm thing...but now that were sharing post-coital bliss...why do you have a metal spatula in your ass?"

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #90 on:** September 03, 2008, 07:40:10 AM »

"I think your vagina just bit me!"

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #91 on:** September 03, 2008, 07:41:31 AM »

Vagina with teeth.... *shudder*

GawainBS · « **Reply #92 on:** September 03, 2008, 07:48:34 AM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on September 03, 2008, 07:41:31 AM

Vagina with teeth.... *shudder*

I encountered it in one or the other fantasy novel. I had nightmares for days about that passage.

AndyJames · « **Reply #93 on:** September 03, 2008, 07:48:52 AM »

Funnily enough, that is not a new thing. They call it vagina dentata.

Just thought I'd share. You can stop throwing up now.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #94 on:** September 03, 2008, 07:49:21 AM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on September 03, 2008, 07:41:31 AM

Vagina with teeth.... *shudder*

Yeah, I was preying off of your deep-rooted fear to come up with that one...

bhu · « **Reply #95 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:21:49 AM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on September 03, 2008, 07:41:31 AM

Vagina with teeth.... *shudder*

Rent the movie "Teeth"

You'll like it I swear

Not giggling internally as I type this either

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #96 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:45:31 AM »

That's like when someone tells me to google two girls one cup. I'm not stupid. I'm not going to do it, either.

Stratovarius · « **Reply #97 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:50:54 AM »

Read this review of it then. It will keep you amused, if nothing else.

Dragon Snack · « **Reply #98 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:09:41 AM »

Teeth actually has an 82% positive rating at Rotten Tomatoes...

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #99 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:11:57 AM »

"Bring on the fluggegecheimen!"

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