Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex... (Read 165984 times)

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #380 on:** October 09, 2008, 12:28:58 PM »

I think just wearing the gas mask while having sex is enough. Although crude lightsaber jokes could ruin it, too.

Elennsar · « **Reply #381 on:** October 09, 2008, 12:33:28 PM »

This is more a "do" then "say"...

Never dress up as Luke Skywalker and ask someone dressed as Leia for sex.

EjoThims · « **Reply #382 on:** October 09, 2008, 03:36:03 PM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on October 09, 2008, 12:28:58 PM

I think just wearing the gas mask while having sex is enough.

What's wrong with sexy costumes?

Straw_Man · « **Reply #383 on:** October 09, 2008, 05:50:45 PM »

RP incest?

.... Then again, it is Leia

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #384 on:** October 09, 2008, 07:38:30 PM »

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Wear a gas mask while having sex and going "I am your father"...

Some people would name it being kinky and call it a day.

"Oh yes, daddy! Shake that booty!"

InnaBinder · « **Reply #385 on:** October 09, 2008, 07:43:05 PM »

Quote from: Straw_Man on October 09, 2008, 05:50:45 PM

RP incest?

.... Then again, it is Leia

Unless it's Darth and Luke.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #386 on:** October 09, 2008, 10:04:32 PM »

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Unless it's Darth and Luke.

SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS, DON'T YAOI UP MY STAR WARS!!

AndyJames · « **Reply #387 on:** October 09, 2008, 10:06:38 PM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on October 09, 2008, 12:28:58 PM

I think just wearing the gas mask while having sex is enough. Although crude lightsaber jokes could ruin it, too.

What? You mean "I see that your schwartz is as big as mine?"

InnaBinder · « **Reply #388 on:** October 09, 2008, 10:30:02 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on October 09, 2008, 10:04:32 PM

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Unless it's Darth and Luke.

SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS, DON'T YAOI UP MY STAR WARS!!

Yes, sir, Mr. Lucas. Sorry, Mr. Lucas.

Elennsar · « **Reply #389 on:** October 09, 2008, 10:38:28 PM »

Is it a bad thing that I can think of far worse things to do to Star Wars then yaoi-ing it up (despite firmly agreeing with Kuro here)?

I know its a bad thing that I can't think of any witty lines that go with them to post in this thread.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #390 on:** October 09, 2008, 11:06:11 PM »

*points to the Ewoks a couple of pages back*

Or you could just visit www.icanhasforce.com instead.

Elennsar · « **Reply #391 on:** October 09, 2008, 11:24:08 PM »

...I'm afraid that my computer will crash if I click that...

Um, on topic:

"If I said that I had (STD), would that be a bad thing?"
To a stranger: "I like it rough." (Different kind of bad, but still bad)

emissary666 · « **Reply #392 on:** October 09, 2008, 11:36:22 PM »

"I love you mom"

Elennsar · « **Reply #393 on:** October 09, 2008, 11:37:45 PM »

Pre-sex:

"Mom, are you still up?" - as a woman over 30.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #394 on:** October 10, 2008, 03:12:58 AM »

"Call me Mickey Mouse"

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #395 on:** October 10, 2008, 03:16:49 AM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on October 10, 2008, 03:12:58 AM

"Call me Mickey Mouse"

I'm so saying that to you.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #396 on:** October 10, 2008, 03:18:54 AM »

You better be wearing the ears.

*goes off to buy a Goofy mask*

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #397 on:** October 10, 2008, 03:19:23 AM »

You sick fuck.

Turalisj · « **Reply #398 on:** October 10, 2008, 04:56:41 AM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on October 09, 2008, 10:04:32 PM

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Unless it's Darth and Luke.

SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS, DON'T YAOI UP MY STAR WARS!!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour?from=Main.Rule34

Elennsar · « **Reply #399 on:** October 10, 2008, 05:13:29 AM »

I was wondering if that would get invoked.

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