Dog Days 7
[spoiler]You're... throwing frisbees for the dog princess to catch. I... it looked like it was going to be something romantic, but her being so happy about it somehow makes it worse.
He can turn his sword into multiple things at once? And it obeys voice commands?
And its currently unattainable sword form is apparently its true, ultimate form. Chekov called, he'd like to do some decorating.
Speaking of tropes, there's a "paired weapon" called Ex Machina? What. The strangest thing is that someone with a choice of going between the two of them to screw destiny would pick the one named after a Masoukishin.
"I don't know if can ever get home, but make sure you summon me again after I do!" Um... nice priorities there.
And then he rubs her all over.
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Woo art shift!
That shocking pronouncement wasn't really as shocking as I expected.[/spoiler]