New book covers for sci-fi/fantasy books :)

[Omen of Peace]

Mostly SFW (some strong written language), but not for "fanboys".
(I'm a Dune fan so of course I'm outraged at the treatment it got. )

See:
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008/10/20/mgk-versus-his-adolescent-reading-habits/
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008/10/21/mgk-versus-his-adolescent-reading-habits-part-two/
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008/11/03/mgk-versus-his-adolescent-reading-habits-part-the-last/

Examples:




Anybody feel like giving it a try with other books ? 

[Callix]

I lol'ed @ the Crossroads of Twilight cover. "Characters Show Up". Sums the book up perfectly. Also, the recommendation: "More Subplots!" It's Robert Freaking Jordan.

EDIT: also, "Camelot (Feminist Version)". Genius.

[BobismyRhino]

I'm cross-posting this shit to the LOL thread 'cause I was LOLing lots. 

[EjoThims]

Yet somehow, the fact that the new titles are so accurate does nothing to destroy my childhood love for so many of these books. 

[MasterVega]

ROFL!

Having recently given up on the Inheritance Quartet, I found the re-done Eragon cover ROFL-worthy on its own, too.

Amazing list.

[Bozwevial]

God, I loved Fred Saberhagen's series. "Rejected names for my penis..." That's great, and it disturbs me that I never noticed that.

...Farslayer and Shieldbreaker.

[jcm]

I'm pretty sure either SA or one of the rpgnet threads did that "asshole leper hero" cover.