Oh, I've seen that one before, heres my favorite random plan from way back then, recreated for your amusement.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.