Post your EPIC quote here

[konner09]

post your randomw saying of genius here or someone elses.
here is on of mine

"No i am not crazy. I just chose to ignore Sanity." me

[RelentlessImp]

"Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean fuckwit is a valid lifestyle." - Me.

"Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
One Errata to rule them all, One Errata to find them,
One Errata to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie." - Solo

[Solo]

It's been done.

[Solo]

But only Aelryinth can feel the rules at you.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

An idiot and a moron should give advice to each other,
but you, Gilgamesh, why have you come to me!
Give advice, Enkidu, you 'son of a fish,' who does not even know his own father,
to the large and small turtles which do not suck their mother's milk!
When you were still young, I saw you, but did not go over to you.

[skydragonknight]

[veekie]

"My Faith protects me. My Kevlar helps." - Micheal Carpenter, The Dresden Files.

[Monotremeancer]

'While some people see the possible and ask "why?" I see the impossible and ask "Why not?"'- Me

"Garlic is not a way to add some flavour to the other foodstuff, the foodstuff isn't even a way to add flavour to the garlic. Cooking with Garlic is a way of life, and I live to the fullest. Now hand me that fourth garlic" - Me making a new years eve dinner

I feel the need to add one from my dad as well (it loses something in translation, but the point gets across)

"There are three things about life I've been trying to teach you:
1:If you aren't trying to have children, use protection during sex.
2:If you find a spoon lying at the other side of your plate, do not eat until you are completely full, there will be dessert.
3:Do not fry bacon while being naked."- Dad

[Sinfire Titan]

3:Do not fry bacon while being naked."- Dad

That's just common effing sense. Hot grease+exposed genitals=PAIN!

Disclaimer: The basics for Sinfire Titan involve blowing up a country at the very least. Optimally, you should be able to destroy planets once every three rounds.

[veekie]

This is basically like the Archangel Michael, decked out in golden armor with wings and halo, using his flaming sword to jack a car. -Unknown, on PCs in crime.

[Monotremeancer]

3:Do not fry bacon while being naked."- Dad

That's just common effing sense. Hot grease+exposed genitals=PAIN!

I wouldn't have done it even he he didn't tell me to, but those are the words of advice my father gave before he let me out in the world and I treasure them. And to be honest, if I get my bacon the way I want it, it almost squeals when I put my fork in it so no grease can escape to my genitals even if I would cook while being naked.

A friend of mine (his culinary skills aren't really over 9000, you might say) tried it once though, it made for some good laughs.

[Kuroimaken]

I would have punched the first guy in the face and made them all fly.

Give yourself some credit, man. You would have punched the first guy in the face, disintegrated him (no save, obviously) and then sent the others into orbit.

Monotremeancer, talking about my fists.

[Monotremeancer]

"Do you believe a man should follow his dreams, 'cause I had one this night where a pair of boobs, dressed and without any actual body attached to them, told me to get a facebook-account."

[Kuroimaken]

"Do you believe a man should follow his dreams, 'cause I had one this night where a pair of boobs, dressed and without any actual body attached to them, told me to get a facebook-account."

Men have followed boobs for less than a dream.

[Monotremeancer]

"Do you believe a man should follow his dreams, 'cause I had one this night where a pair of boobs, dressed and without any actual body attached to them, told me to get a facebook-account."

Men have followed boobs for less than a dream.

The strange part is, I have refused to join the facebook hype here in Sweden more put of principle  than anything else. But I always said that my one condition for actually joining is that "a pair of somewhat good-looking boobs that I have some access to should be involved in the discussion", I am not sure if this qualifies however

[AndyJames]

"You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."
- Edgar Friendly

Never were truer words spoken...

[konner09]

"You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."
- Edgar Friendly

Never were truer words spoken...

From the awesome movie "The demoman"

[neko128]

"You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."
- Edgar Friendly

Never were truer words spoken...

This is, indeed, one of the best movie quotes ever.  The problem I had with it was that I saw Demolition Man before I saw the modern remake of The Thomas Crown Affair; and so when I saw TTCA (one of the best movies *ever*, if you haven't seen it) I pictured Michael McCann making this speech...

[The_Laughing_Man]

You say I have no power? Perhaps you speak truly... But -- you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar.. Ask yourselves, all of you... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?

[Bozwevial]

Sandman is quite wonderful.