Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148201 times)

emissary666 · « **Reply #800 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:05:06 PM »

Wish granted; but it doesn't save you from erasing yourself from exsistence through several million time paradoxes

I wish I could create paradoxes at will without being effected by them in any way

Agita · « **Reply #801 on:** September 27, 2008, 10:42:21 PM »

Wish granted. You are not effected by any paradoxa. However, they still affect you. Adversely.

I wish to exist again.

Elennsar · « **Reply #802 on:** September 28, 2008, 03:42:28 AM »

Wish granted! However, in order to stay alive, you must watch at least four hours of Barney a day.

I wish that all of your bases did belong to me.

emissary666 · « **Reply #803 on:** September 28, 2008, 04:03:57 AM »

Wish granted; my nuclear launch center blows you to bits

I wish that I was neither affected or effected by my paradoxes

Elennsar · « **Reply #804 on:** September 28, 2008, 04:07:19 AM »

Wish granted! You are obliterated from existance, as the surest way to protect you from the consequences of your paradoxs.

I wish that my computer had twice as much hard drive space.

Vynar · « **Reply #805 on:** September 28, 2008, 05:43:16 AM »

Granted! You remove half of the material from the inside of your hard drive with a knife. Makes a nice place to hide the wallet.

I wish that summon elemental monolith allowed for the summoning of an Abe Lincoln elemental.

Elennsar · « **Reply #806 on:** September 28, 2008, 08:37:20 AM »

Wish granted!

Unfortunately, the DM, in trying to voice it, chokes on a pretzel and dies.

I wish that I knew whether you meant my wallet or yours...

Vas · « **Reply #807 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:07:16 AM »

Wish granted! It IS your wallet, does it make you feel better?

I wish I could imitate the graceful flight of a spotted african sparrow.

Elennsar · « **Reply #808 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:13:40 AM »

Wish granted! You are shot by the Liliputian equivalant of a big game hunter.

I wish that I could insult people in Polish.

Vas · « **Reply #809 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:19:07 AM »

Wish granted! You become the first person to accurately use shoe polish to facilitate swearing, unfortunately you are caught disturbing the peace by grafiti-ing in Singapore doing so and are slapped with a $10000 dollar fine, and you are stripped of all shoe polish you were carrying.

I wish I wasnt made of hats

emissary666 · « **Reply #810 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:46:25 AM »

Wish granted; you are now made of John McCain flyers and are beaten to death by Obama extremists

I wish I was less tired

Vas · « **Reply #811 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:38:03 AM »

Wish granted! While driving down the freeway, two of your tyres come free and bounce merrily down the road, causing you to spin out and crash, now you wish you could sleep with your horrible, horrible burns!

I wish that a fish was my favourite dish

Agita · « **Reply #812 on:** September 28, 2008, 02:52:08 PM »

Wish granted. your favourite dish in now fugu. Specifically, the poisonous parts.

I wish I was as insane as I claim to be.

emissary666 · « **Reply #813 on:** September 28, 2008, 04:01:13 PM »

Wish granted; but you will never be as insane as meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I wish for the granting of a sausage to be given to King Henry VIII of Norway on July 32, 1892.3AD

Vas · « **Reply #814 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:23:56 PM »

Wish granted! A sausage has been.......ooohhh you said GRANT not graft......Well, now he is the proud owner of 2 sausages.....

I wish people didnt walk slowly when Im in a hurry

emissary666 · « **Reply #815 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:28:42 PM »

Wish granted; people now walk quickly when you are moving slowly

Pan-Fried Hamster · « **Reply #816 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:57:17 AM »

I wish you'd wished for something.

emissary666 · « **Reply #817 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:32:37 AM »

Wish granted; I wish Pan Fried Hamster would die a horrible and sudden death three seconds from now

Elennsar · « **Reply #818 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:47:57 AM »

Wish granted! However, the demon that did so consumes your mind as payment.

I wish that I had the mind of Sherlock Holmes and the body of a god.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #819 on:** September 29, 2008, 10:15:38 AM »

Wish granted, you find yourself in the possession of the preserved brain of Sherlock Holmes and the mummified remains of some long forgotten god.

I wish for wealth.

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