Wish granted; Capcom wins a copyright suit against you and takes all of your money, the rights to your organs, your freedom, your soul, your free will, your girlfriend, your family, your dog, your cat, your fish, your bird, your food, your house, your cake, all your worldly possessions, your faith, your happiness, your cake, your cookies, your internet connection, and your hadouken
I wish that the granter of this wish will die and nothing detrimental shall happen to me