Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148203 times)

Optimator · « **Reply #420 on:** July 07, 2008, 01:48:57 AM »

Wish Granted! You drink nothing but beer and thoroughly enjoy it until you become morbidly obese from the carbs.

I wish Diablo III and Starcraft II won't force me to drop out.

Chemus · « **Reply #421 on:** July 07, 2008, 05:22:24 AM »

Wish Granted! No one's forcing you to do anything you don't want to. It's just that you don't find enough hours in the day anymore...

I wish that I were responsible.

SixthDeclension · « **Reply #422 on:** July 07, 2008, 01:25:47 PM »

Wish Granted! You are responsible for totalling your car and another car in the process. Your insurance skyrockets and you have to pay for repairs.

I wish to see no presidential ads in the coming months.

emissary666 · « **Reply #423 on:** July 07, 2008, 08:16:47 PM »

Wish granted; Bush decides that he wants to be dictator and makes it so

I wish for the power to granted wishes to people of my choosing

lotofsnow · « **Reply #424 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:11:05 PM »

Wish granted! You have the power to grant wishes to people of your choosing, but not the training to access said power.

I wish for 2 nice, sunny days in the 70s (Fahrenheit) this week.

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #425 on:** July 08, 2008, 02:11:41 PM »

Wish Granted! The other five, which come first, kill you. The weather at your funeral is wonderfully pleasant.

I wish to put 30 pounds of muscle.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #426 on:** July 08, 2008, 03:28:00 PM »

Wish granted! You gain thirty pounds of muscle. Unfortunately, the muscle mass you gained was all in your face. You look like a chipmunk now, but man, can you use that mandible of yours...

I wish that I could live in the forest, happily surviving and living amongst the wildlife.

skydragonknight · « **Reply #427 on:** July 08, 2008, 05:45:12 PM »

Quote from: BobismyRhino on July 08, 2008, 03:28:00 PM

Wish granted! You gain thirty pounds of muscle. Unfortunately, the muscle mass you gained was all in your face. You look like a chipmunk now, but man, can you use that mandible of yours...

I wish that I could live in the forest, happily surviving and living amongst the wildlife.

Wish granted. You're an earthworm who surfaces on a rainy day and there's a hungry bird swooping down at you. But you're happy suviving and living in the wildlife, especially in the rain.

I wish for world peace.

emissary666 · « **Reply #428 on:** July 08, 2008, 08:36:00 PM »

Wish granted (three days ago, damn uncontrollable power); everyone on earth is obliterated leaving no more war

I wish that my wish granting powers were completely uncontrollable.

Chemus · « **Reply #429 on:** July 11, 2008, 02:01:56 PM »

Wish Granted! As you attempt to grant each wish, there is a twist. In many cases it's embarrassing to the wisher, in others it's uncomfortable to them, and in a few, such as with your granting of your own second wish, it's fatal to them.

I wish I had all the answers.

emissary666 · « **Reply #430 on:** July 11, 2008, 02:53:10 PM »

Wish Granted; you just don't know which answer goes to what question

I wish for a wish that will grant a fish

Prime32 · « **Reply #431 on:** July 11, 2008, 05:11:35 PM »

Quote from: emissary666 on July 11, 2008, 02:53:10 PM

Wish Granted; you just don't know which answer goes to what question

I wish for a wish that will grant a fish

Wish granted: The wish grants a fish... a wish. Years later, there was still no-one who ever worked out what happened to you.

I wish for an assassin to travel back in time and kill the granter of this wish before it is granted.

lotofsnow · « **Reply #432 on:** July 11, 2008, 05:21:21 PM »

Quote from: Prime32 on July 11, 2008, 05:11:35 PM

I wish for an assassin to travel back in time and kill the granter of this wish before it is granted.

Are we really going to start this garbage again?

Dan2 · « **Reply #433 on:** July 11, 2008, 05:22:10 PM »

Quote from: Prime32 on July 11, 2008, 05:11:35 PM

Quote from: emissary666 on July 11, 2008, 02:53:10 PM
Wish Granted; you just don't know which answer goes to what question

I wish for a wish that will grant a fish

Wish granted: The wish grants a fish... a wish. Years later, there was still no-one who ever worked out what happened to you.

I wish for an assassin to travel back in time and kill the granter of this wish before it is granted.

Wish granted! Why the hell did you have that assassin come after me? True Resurrection isn't cheap to come by ya know!

I wish I could control physics.

emissary666 · « **Reply #434 on:** July 11, 2008, 09:27:18 PM »

wish granted; you have no control over your powers and end up killing yourself in the most creative way possible, your death shall be remembered for generations as the most creative death ever

I wish that th granter of this wish is granted a wish

Straw_Man · « **Reply #435 on:** July 12, 2008, 02:46:15 AM »

Wish granted. But your wish will be granted by a being embodying the wish-granting rules of this forum.

I wish Terry Pratchett was well and would write more Discworld.

Chemus · « **Reply #436 on:** July 12, 2008, 05:15:02 AM »

Wish Granted! However, since he had to be mildly insane in order to write the Discworld series as he did, his newfound health precludes similar writings. Discworld becomes vanilla High Fantasy.

I wish I were King.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #437 on:** July 12, 2008, 08:26:48 AM »

Wish granted. You are now the king of the land of eternal stench! If you don't get my reference I'll...
Explain it to you:
*mutters* (If you touch the water-I guess it's water?-that's in the swamp, then you'll forever smell like it, and it smells really, really bad) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labyrinth_(film)

I wish that I could eat a tub of frosting without gaining weight from it...

emissary666 · « **Reply #438 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:20:56 PM »

Wish Granted; you die from too much sugar

I wish that I knew what to wish for

lotofsnow · « **Reply #439 on:** July 12, 2008, 03:09:30 PM »

Wish granted! You always know what to wish for, but never until it's already too late.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

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