Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148212 times)

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #240 on:** June 09, 2008, 03:26:40 AM »

Wish granted. Your mom, feeling sorry for her poor overworked little child, decides to write the report for you... Unfortunately, she's dyslexic and ends up landing you a D- on the book report. This causes the teacher to think that you are dyslexic, and signs you up for extra unnecessary classes that not only eat up your free time after school, but also force you to write extra book reports.

I wish I could learn rules, theories, and "how to" stuff really quickly and have the memory to retain it all for years!

DetectiveJabsco · « **Reply #241 on:** June 09, 2008, 03:58:40 AM »

Wish Granted, You learn all those thing very fast, but you go blind, Deaf, and Dumb. Now learning is just has hard as before.

I wish for laundry money. (no job sucks)

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #242 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:02:33 AM »

Wish granted. You have laundry money, which is only accepted at the laundromat. Unfortunately all your laundry spontaneously combusts.

I wish I owned a lightsaber and didn't inadvertantly die or become injured because of this wish.

DetectiveJabsco · « **Reply #243 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:08:23 AM »

Wish Granted, to bad its crystal burns out. now you have a paper weight.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #244 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:23:51 AM »

I wish that DectectiveJabsco would come up with another wish so that we could keep playing the game...

Irthos Levethix · « **Reply #245 on:** June 09, 2008, 09:07:04 AM »

Gee, way to go Jabsco.

Someone stab him with the paper weight.

Ieniemienie · « **Reply #246 on:** June 09, 2008, 10:27:28 AM »

Wish granted! Jabsko was thinking so hard of his wish that his head exploded and his family died int he blast as well since they were all watching tv on the couch.

I wish for me to completely understand 4th edition without having to read the books

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #247 on:** June 09, 2008, 11:19:16 AM »

Wish granted. Your complete understanding reveals that the game is a shallow de-evolution of what D&D should be and you promptly refuse to ever mention/discuss it again.

I wish for SPOON.

Stratovarius · « **Reply #248 on:** June 09, 2008, 11:53:47 AM »

There is no spoon. Wish fails.

I wish for an alien race to colonize the moon.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #249 on:** June 09, 2008, 11:58:46 AM »

Wish granted. Aliens colonize the moon and slowly strip mine it of everything of valie (re: cheese) and then move on, sending the moon hurtling into earth, killing everyone.

I wish someone would smite stratovarius for continually not granting wishes in a twisted way, which is the entire point of this thread.

Prime32 · « **Reply #250 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:25:12 PM »

Wish granted. But before it happens, an obscure Animal Man villain merges you and Stratovarius into one being, and you are both smitten.

I wish I could remember where that website dedicated to finding an incorruptible wish was :weep

Dan2 · « **Reply #251 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:29:33 PM »

Wish granted! You remember where the website was, but you aren't able to access it until you forget again...

I wish that there weren't so many idiots on the internet.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #252 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:47:23 PM »

Wish granted! The idiots are no longer on the internet, but living in your home with you.

I wish I didn't need sleep and could function perfectly without it.

Chemus · « **Reply #253 on:** June 09, 2008, 08:02:29 PM »

Wish Granted! You are now a perfectly functioning, sentient manual typewriter. You have no ability to move your parts or communicate, however.

I wish that I had the powers of the Human Torch, from the Fantastic Four, along with the ability and desire to control them properly.

Risada · « **Reply #254 on:** June 10, 2008, 12:25:39 AM »

Wish granted! You have the power to generate and control flames, but only against forum trolls.

I wish that multiclass in 4e don't suck.

Dan2 · « **Reply #255 on:** June 10, 2008, 12:31:57 AM »

You find the awesomeness that is Divine Oracle for a wizard, Ranger for a Rogue, and Blood Mage for anything that can move people. However, this sudden influx of awesome overwhelms your neural system, and you go into a coma.

I wish more songs were awesome

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #256 on:** June 10, 2008, 12:41:33 AM »

Wish granted. More songs are awesome to you, because you are now tone deaf and can't tell any better.

(trying again) I wish for SPOON.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #257 on:** June 10, 2008, 01:07:50 AM »

Wish granted. A 350 pound hairy guy named Dudley comes up behind you and starts spooning you.

I wish that I could walk in high heeled shoes flawlessly.

Chemus · « **Reply #258 on:** June 10, 2008, 02:14:05 AM »

Wish Granted! You're now 3 inches (about 7 cm) tall and able to walk inside almost any high-heeled shoes, or any other shoes sized for regular folks, without any trouble whatsoever.

I wish that the TV show 'Firefly' hadn't been canceled.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #259 on:** June 10, 2008, 02:25:14 AM »

Wish granted. It wasn't cancelled. But the original cast was murdered by a sociopath and the only replacements the company could afford was muppets. Enjoy your Muppet Firefly.

I wish I didn't have to work and they still paid me.

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Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148212 times)