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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #200 on: November 06, 2010, 08:12:00 PM »
here is a fun one take Cityscape's invisable spell if you know as in have some one expendable or you don't like is chased by the BEBG or mop set up and invisable gate set it up hallways are always nice to some were else (users prefrence) and if you set it up right you get rid of both and with some more luck get it closed before more problems happen
...what?
It takes a bit of parsing, but I suspect what's being said is as follows:

Get the BBEG to chase somebody expendable, or whom you don't like. Cast Invisible Gate in their path. Close the Gate before they have a chance to turn around.

I don't see it being feasible since one or the other would notice their new surroundings and take the 5 feet of movement to get out, unless it was their last square of movement (which can't be true for both).
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #201 on: November 06, 2010, 08:46:43 PM »
hows about acorn of far travel to take your wintery environmental pseudo prereq with you and turn one of the hot hell's into one of the cold hells..

I like it. I like it lots.

And, since the spell basically has no costs, could we link this to an Energy Transference Field, that was itself cast as a Supernatural Spell?
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On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #202 on: November 06, 2010, 08:55:17 PM »
hows about acorn of far travel to take your wintery environmental pseudo prereq with you and turn one of the hot hell's into one of the cold hells..

I like it. I like it lots.

And, since the spell basically has no costs, could we link this to an Energy Transference Field, that was itself cast as a Supernatural Spell?

Doesn't Energy Transformation Field forbid spells with an XP component?
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #203 on: November 06, 2010, 09:03:00 PM »
I don't know. Can someone check that?

I don't think I have the book ETF is from...
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Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #204 on: November 06, 2010, 09:10:59 PM »
I don't know. Can someone check that?

I don't think I have the book ETF is from...
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #205 on: November 06, 2010, 09:55:00 PM »
Darn.
[spoiler]Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #206 on: November 06, 2010, 11:13:47 PM »
Okay .... try this on for size:
It's nothing earth-shattering, but kinda cool -- from drag.mag. #311, feat Spellbinder ... lets you add the Shackled spell template to your spells; which causes subject(s) to move at half-speed for the duration of the spell (min = 5ft), and stacks with other reductions in movement.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #207 on: November 06, 2010, 11:16:46 PM »
here is a fun one take Cityscape's invisable spell if you know as in have some one expendable or you don't like is chased by the BEBG or mop set up and invisable gate set it up hallways are always nice to some were else (users prefrence) and if you set it up right you get rid of both and with some more luck get it closed before more problems happen
...what?
It takes a bit of parsing, but I suspect what's being said is as follows:

Get the BBEG to chase somebody expendable, or whom you don't like. Cast Invisible Gate in their path. Close the Gate before they have a chance to turn around.

I don't see it being feasible since one or the other would notice their new surroundings and take the 5 feet of movement to get out, unless it was their last square of movement (which can't be true for both).
Ready an action to do so? Or can you just stop concentrating on the spell at any time?

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #208 on: November 06, 2010, 11:22:52 PM »
Okay .... try this on for size:
It's nothing earth-shattering, but kinda cool -- from drag.mag. #311, feat Spellbinder ... lets you add the Shackled spell template to your spells; which causes subject(s) to move at half-speed for the duration of the spell (min = 5ft), and stacks with other reductions in movement.
This makes me think about horror of this thing as a living spell.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #209 on: November 06, 2010, 11:29:52 PM »
the blizzard effects already have movement decreased, would shackled make it any worse?
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #210 on: November 06, 2010, 11:48:03 PM »
the blizzard effects already have movement decreased, would shackled make it any worse?

50%+50% is something like a 75% reduction all told.

So they're moving at one-quarter speed instead of half, with both shackled and the blizzard conditions. Blizzard applies first, as it's a non-magical effect (technically; it's the weather, not the spell, doing it), then shackled. They're now moving at 30*0.25 or 7.5ft/round, rounded down to 5ft/round.

I think that math's correct, at least.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #211 on: November 07, 2010, 01:51:24 AM »
the srd max blizzard is 4 squares per square. so if you have 30ft to use, then your gonna get 1 square then 2 then 1..

so shackled would make just none, or actually, 4 move actions per square... wow thats bad.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #212 on: November 07, 2010, 04:08:23 AM »
the srd max blizzard is 4 squares per square. so if you have 30ft to use, then your gonna get 1 square then 2 then 1..

so shackled would make just none, or actually, 4 move actions per square... wow thats bad.

So you're down to 1 square of movement per round and taking 1d6 lethal every minute with an ever-increasing Fort save to avoid 1d4 non-lethal on top of that.  Basically, unless you're extremely lucky with those rolls, if you're more than a quarter-mile inside the radius of this thing when it hits, you better be able to teleport because you're not walking out alive!  And flying's out of the question, unless you're huge or bigger because the wind (which should be at max effect because of maximize spell) either checks you completely or blows you backward!  :lmao
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #213 on: November 07, 2010, 12:59:17 PM »
im thinking size dosnt matter, if i remember right, even the gargantuans are going to fall down.

edit: ok, im wrong
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #214 on: November 07, 2010, 06:15:29 PM »
Oops, I forgot... this is maximized AND empowered, so the wind effects should be one category higher than max even.  You need to be colossal size in order to fly in this thing.  Man, this winter just sucks more and more. Constant, howling windstorm.  Seven+ feet of snow every day.  Lethal cold.  You be better off dying in the initial life-draining-entangle-cryo-burnination clusterfuck at the beginning!  Oh wait, that won't save you.  You'll just rise as a wight the next day- with no one alive to eat- and THEN you get to freeze to death! 

I take it back.  Having this thing undeadinate all its victims is awesome!  Cause then you get to kill everyone TWICE!  :clap
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #215 on: November 07, 2010, 06:23:09 PM »
Oops, I forgot... this is maximized AND empowered, so the wind effects should be one category higher than max even.  You need to be colossal size in order to fly in this thing.  Man, this winter just sucks more and more. Constant, howling windstorm.  Seven+ feet of snow every day.  Lethal cold.  You be better off dying in the initial life-draining-entangle-cryo-burnination clusterfuck at the beginning!  Oh wait, that won't save you.  You'll just rise as a wight the next day- with no one alive to eat- and THEN you get to freeze to death! 

I take it back.  Having this thing undeadinate all its victims is awesome!  Cause then you get to kill everyone TWICE!  :clap

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #216 on: November 07, 2010, 06:29:43 PM »
Oops, I forgot... this is maximized AND empowered, so the wind effects should be one category higher than max even.  You need to be colossal size in order to fly in this thing.  Man, this winter just sucks more and more. Constant, howling windstorm.  Seven+ feet of snow every day.  Lethal cold.  You be better off dying in the initial life-draining-entangle-cryo-burnination clusterfuck at the beginning!  Oh wait, that won't save you.  You'll just rise as a wight the next day- with no one alive to eat- and THEN you get to freeze to death! 

I take it back.  Having this thing undeadinate all its victims is awesome!  Cause then you get to kill everyone TWICE!  :clap

"Those fools. How dare they mock me. ME, the greatest necromancer who ever lived. They taunted me, called me names, bullied me and smacked me around. Well, I showed them. I showed them all. Those fools. Those stupid, stupid fools. I killed them. And then I killed them again. They're dead, they're all dead! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #217 on: November 07, 2010, 09:58:18 PM »
Oops, I forgot... this is maximized AND empowered, so the wind effects should be one category higher than max even.  You need to be colossal size in order to fly in this thing.  Man, this winter just sucks more and more. Constant, howling windstorm.  Seven+ feet of snow every day.  Lethal cold.  You be better off dying in the initial life-draining-entangle-cryo-burnination clusterfuck at the beginning!  Oh wait, that won't save you.  You'll just rise as a wight the next day- with no one alive to eat- and THEN you get to freeze to death! 

I take it back.  Having this thing undeadinate all its victims is awesome!  Cause then you get to kill everyone TWICE!  :clap

"Those fools. How dare they mock me. ME, the greatest necromancer who ever lived. They taunted me, called me names, bullied me and smacked me around. Well, I showed them. I showed them all. Those fools. Those stupid, stupid fools. I killed them. And then I killed them again. They're dead, they're all dead! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

Thread's over folks, nothing to see here. We have a winner.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #218 on: November 07, 2010, 10:01:30 PM »
Oops, I forgot... this is maximized AND empowered, so the wind effects should be one category higher than max even.  You need to be colossal size in order to fly in this thing.  Man, this winter just sucks more and more. Constant, howling windstorm.  Seven+ feet of snow every day.  Lethal cold.  You be better off dying in the initial life-draining-entangle-cryo-burnination clusterfuck at the beginning!  Oh wait, that won't save you.  You'll just rise as a wight the next day- with no one alive to eat- and THEN you get to freeze to death! 

I take it back.  Having this thing undeadinate all its victims is awesome!  Cause then you get to kill everyone TWICE!  :clap

"Those fools. How dare they mock me. ME, the greatest necromancer who ever lived. They taunted me, called me names, bullied me and smacked me around. Well, I showed them. I showed them all. Those fools. Those stupid, stupid fools. I killed them. And then I killed them again. They're dead, they're all dead! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

Thread's over folks, nothing to see here. We have a winner.

Awww, but I wanted to see the winner.

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