(minor tangent)
In the 70s way before my time,
Scientists thought the Earth was cooling,
and it was front page news for a while.
The right wing conspiracy types really "liked" this one.
They paid it enough attention,
and came to "believe" it so much,
that when Global Warming became something
scientifically provable, they said NO.
Loudly.
They think this spell is what will happen to the Earth.
They wanna stop this spell, and all the people who don't agree with them too.
D&D is part of the conspiracy.
Claiming otherwise, just shows you how deep the conspiracy is.