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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2010, 07:14:11 PM »
I could gate [a xixecal] in-
No. :banghead[spoiler]Xixecal = abomination

Abomination = rank 0 deity (Ordinary mortals do not have a divine rank of 0. They lack a divine rank altogether.)

Text of Gate spell:
"Deities [of which abominations such as a xixecal are] and unique beings are under no compulsion to come through the gate..." "Deities and unique beings cannot be controlled in any event..."

Even if it felt like waltzing through on its own, good luck fitting something 100+ ft. tall through a 20 ft. door.[/spoiler]


Digression aside, I cackled in sheer glee at the thought of, "Hey! Sharn! :fu:lmao

Forgot the divine rank.
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Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
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On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2010, 07:20:23 PM »
Now to create a ring that does this continously and give it to the BBEG. Who is undead, immune to frost damage, and disregards level drain. He could sit on a throne of ice, and have a blade called frostmourne. Then there could be this half-demon called Illidan who attempts to kill him.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #62 on: November 02, 2010, 07:22:53 PM »
Now to create a ring that does this continously and give it to the BBEG. Who is undead, immune to frost damage, and disregards level drain. He could sit on a throne of ice, and have a blade called frostmourne. Then there could be this half-demon called Illidan who attempts to kill him.

Some sort of Lich, perhaps? I'm given to understand they're immune to cold, and, as undead, immune to energy drain.
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2010, 08:05:12 PM »
Now to create a ring that does this continously and give it to the BBEG. Who is undead, immune to frost damage, and disregards level drain. He could sit on a throne of ice, and have a blade called frostmourne. Then there could be this half-demon called Illidan who attempts to kill him.

Some sort of Lich, perhaps? I'm given to understand they're immune to cold, and, as undead, immune to energy drain.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #64 on: November 02, 2010, 08:07:34 PM »
Now to create a ring that does this continously and give it to the BBEG. Who is undead, immune to frost damage, and disregards level drain. He could sit on a throne of ice, and have a blade called frostmourne. Then there could be this half-demon called Illidan who attempts to kill him.

Some sort of Lich, perhaps? I'm given to understand they're immune to cold, and, as undead, immune to energy drain.

:evillaugh

Yeah, with this awesome Item, he could call himself the king of liches. Although other some undead could be rebellious shades and try to kill him. No wait, that's too silly. The king of liches would be fine.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #65 on: November 02, 2010, 08:09:26 PM »
Refluff Walker in the Waste to the Frostfell and you have a perfect villain.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #66 on: November 02, 2010, 08:15:34 PM »
For some reason...Hall of the Mountain King comes to mind.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #67 on: November 02, 2010, 08:28:33 PM »
Doesn't the fell drain only cause a single negative level?
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #68 on: November 02, 2010, 08:40:20 PM »
Doesn't the fell drain only cause a single negative level?

Yep, each time they're damaged. And you're damaging them once a round.

Those negative levels last 44 hours btw. So dragging someone out of the area doesn't help much.
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Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #69 on: November 02, 2010, 08:42:38 PM »
Nice... :D :D
I will use a variation of this to explain to my players what happened to Cyre....

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2010, 08:45:50 PM »
Doesn't the fell drain only cause a single negative level?

Yep, each time they're damaged. And you're damaging them once a round.
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I think that limits it to one level per spell, since it doesn't say "whenever".
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #71 on: November 02, 2010, 08:58:50 PM »
ok, need a math nerd, placing five 40mile radius circles edge on each other, how much 'safe' space is left per area
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #72 on: November 02, 2010, 09:03:22 PM »
it wont matter much as to how long it lasts, even if each casting only deals 16 points of damage once.

thats every peasant below level 5, and all but the Con heavy pc classes as well.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #73 on: November 02, 2010, 09:07:12 PM »
(minor tangent)


In the 70s way before my time,
Scientists thought the Earth was cooling,
and it was front page news for a while.
The right wing conspiracy types really "liked" this one.
They paid it enough attention,
and came to "believe" it so much,
that when Global Warming became something
scientifically provable, they said NO.
Loudly.

They think this spell is what will happen to the Earth.
They wanna stop this spell, and all the people who don't agree with them too.
D&D is part of the conspiracy.
Claiming otherwise, just shows you how deep the conspiracy is.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #74 on: November 02, 2010, 09:17:04 PM »
i count 39.2 k castings to cover the earth.

this is rather high, you dont actually need to do the whole thing perfectly..

we are using time stop right? and pocket dimensions with reverse time traits?

if its 14400 castings per day, x 10 for maximized extended time stop.

39.3k / 144000 = .27 days. or abit less than 8 hours.

thats best case i think.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #75 on: November 02, 2010, 09:19:03 PM »
'Till one bastard with IHS comes and destroys your evil plot.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #76 on: November 02, 2010, 09:27:23 PM »
my puny math says

.3.14*40*40 =5024 area of spell
80*80 = 6400 area of grid square sized to fit spell.

thats 1300ish wasted sq miles per grid square. a 36 x 36 mile area between spell areas.

so your gonna have to make two passes to cover everything... so 16 hours.. minus what ever the area of your targets bodies of water is..

then you have to address the underground areas.. the might take the rest of the day..

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #77 on: November 02, 2010, 09:34:12 PM »
Stupid IHS.

You know what else might be interesting? Seeing if we can get Eldritch Theurge and Intiate of Mystra onto this. Why? Because you can essentially add any AoE spell to another spell 3+Cha times per day, and Initiate of Mystra allows your spells to still work inside an AMF...

Antimagic Winter means yes.
[spoiler]Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #78 on: November 02, 2010, 10:52:47 PM »
my puny math says

.3.14*40*40 =5024 area of spell
80*80 = 6400 area of grid square sized to fit spell.

thats 1300ish wasted sq miles per grid square. a 36 x 36 mile area between spell areas.

so your gonna have to make two passes to cover everything... so 16 hours.. minus what ever the area of your targets bodies of water is..

then you have to address the underground areas.. the might take the rest of the day..


This seems correct.
However, remember the area is not really a square. it's sort of star shaped.
I might be wrong, but if I remember this correctly from public school maths. If you have the areas overlap with 10 miles each you will create a grid with no lose spots.

Could this be energy substituted with Fire for a warm version? Or even Sonic for a very odd version?

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'Till one bastard with IHS comes and destroys your evil plot.
If he's a drow, he can destroy the sun as well with IHS. So that's a kindda moot point.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #79 on: November 02, 2010, 10:57:56 PM »
Yes, it can be energy substituted. However, you would have to drop Lord of the Uttercold, because that requires Energy Substitution (Cold).

Maybe nab Elven Spell Lore, so that it can switch periodically. Make the damage Vile, and you just ticked off so many people.
[spoiler]Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
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