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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2010, 03:51:17 PM »
IIRC from the warlock threads before there are something like 14447 standard actions 14400 rounds in a day.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2010, 03:51:50 PM »
Well, it takes 10 minutes+1 standard action (Standard action is for Frostfell.)

Shapechange into a Choker to make this just 10 minutes...

So that's 144 castings a day, 1008 a week.

3 weeks to equatorial freezing!

And you could make temporary refuges in this using an AMF. Just Persist it, and camp inside. Of course, the cleric supllying you with protective spells better have Initiate of Mystra....

Just an option for traveling through this thing.
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Sounds fine to me.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2010, 03:52:11 PM »
You could throw in some Xixecals for fun..

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/monsters/abomination.htm#xixecal

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2010, 03:55:29 PM »
But then we couldn't Spell Thematics it...

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2010, 03:58:38 PM »
You're an Incantatrix, and I know you took Chain Spell.  Metamagic Effect Chain Spell that fucker.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2010, 04:03:29 PM »
You could throw in some Xixecals for fun..

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/monsters/abomination.htm#xixecal

Only problem is that that's epic. And this is pre-epic, though not by much. Plus, I could gate it in, but it would be hard...

And oh, Chain Spell would be nice. Only problem is that I might replace Incantatrix with Dweomerkeeper, just for Supernatural, Undispellable spells.

Of course, Dweomerkeeper's fun only requires 4 levels... and so does an Incantatrix's Metamagic Effect.

Hell, I've got 2 levels to play with. Maybe a level dip in cleric, to get that extend spell for free? What else...
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Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2010, 04:11:07 PM »
Last two levels : Tainted Sorcerer for 1, for arbitrarily high DC's and a zillion 23rd level spells/day, and say...Mindbender?  Mindsight+Lifesight would be hawt.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2010, 04:17:31 PM »
necrop, so the negative energy is your friend and the wights like you better / less..
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2010, 04:22:25 PM »
You forgot invisible spell  :P
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2010, 04:24:42 PM »
necrop, so the negative energy is your friend and the wights like you better / less..

Yeah, being a necroplitan would protect you from most of the spells effects. But last time I checked, wights would still hate you.

Edit: Dweomerkeeper can't be used, because Fimbulwinter takes 10 minutes to cast, and Supernatural Spell takes 10 minutes to cast.

Unless someone can direct me to a way to lower casting time...

What should this combo be called?
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[spoiler]Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2010, 04:29:18 PM »
necrop, so the negative energy is your friend and the wights like you better / less..

Yeah, being a necroplitan would protect you from most of the spells effects. But last time I checked, wights would still hate you.

They would be less inclined to eat you at least.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2010, 04:34:43 PM »
necrop, so the negative energy is your friend and the wights like you better / less..

And here is the set up.
Player: Can I take Troll-Blooded?
DM: No.
Player: Ok, well I want to be a Necropolition.
DM: Fine.
Player: ... Ok now I cast Fimbulwinter and I kill your world for the fast healing I am missing out on.

Yeah, it can say fuck you.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2010, 04:36:08 PM »
You need to use the Piercing Cold Metamagic Feat or a Rod of Piercing Cold (page 111 of frostburn).  So it bypass cold energy resistance as well as cold energy immunity.

Remember if you do dweomerkeeper you can't cast a supernatural spell if the casting time is greater than 1 standard action.  Thus you will need to do a trick such as alactricous cogitation+rapid spell or supernatural wish replicating fimbulwinter to get the casting time down to 1 standard action.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2010, 04:39:09 PM »
Unless someone can direct me to a way to lower casting time...
well, Rapid Spell should bring each one down to 1 minute (unless I'm totally reading that feat wrong -- wouldn't be the first time)

oh, and :ninja'ed ... by someone who evidently knows this kind of thing much better than I.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2010, 04:43:57 PM »
Uncanny Forethought + Arcane Spellsurge + Quicken Spell = Swift action :)

Now you use your standard action to cast a Twinned Greater Arcane Fusion, with Celerity and Greater Celerity stuffed inside.  Viola, back at square one, as you use the standard action to recharge with Chaotic Spell Recall using an action point (of which you get one free each round), and still have your full round's worth of actions.  Oh, and once it catches up, Time Stop to recharge fully.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2010, 04:50:02 PM »
Can this be Widened? Or whatever the double radius metamagic feat is.
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.

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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2010, 05:00:57 PM »
Can this be Widened? Or whatever the double radius metamagic feat is.

Again, the build has Metamagic Effect, and can persist unfettered heroism to repeatedly use ME.  Absolutely!
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2010, 05:05:31 PM »
It can be widened.

80 mile radius, anyone?

I like the time shorteners...

And piercing cold would be great.

And, well, too bad I can't fit Eldritch Theurge on this, just for Brimstone Blast. That might sound odd, but think about it for a moment: you deal 8 fire damage, 4 cold damage, and 4 negative energy damage, adn people inside have to make a reflex save or catch on fire.

Add in that metamagic feat that removes saves, and you have a hilarious wintry spell to cast.

"Oh no, permanent winter! Oh no, wights everywhere! Oh no, people bursting into fla... what the fuck?"

Of course, that is less optimal, 'cause it doesn't give you that fast healing if you're a necropolitan, unless you're immune to cold and fire damage.
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Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2010, 05:14:59 PM »
whats the full current build?

also, in the OP there is a bit about "Make sure you've raised your CL to 40." what were we doing that with?
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Re: A Fun way to say "Fuck You"
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2010, 05:16:07 PM »
Circle Magic would be my guess.  I'm pretty sure I've seen people do that before (though I've not looked at it myself y et).