How to destroy the world?

[archangel.arcanis]

Become a necropolitan and cast haunt shift on the planet. It now has your hp. Kill yourself.

And there you go.

Uhh... I don't think the item you possess actually gains your hit points. Does it?

If it doesn't, even better. But even so, you can always PaO into something dinky (like a sandwich) and dismiss haunt shift. Then eat the sandwich.

It doesn't state anything other than you can be harmed and destroyed. So kinda up in the air on the HP. However I think turning a planet into a sandwich is even better than blowing it up. Though it could be argued that it isn't an unattended object, and the wording isn't clear if a location has to be unattended when haunting it.

[BeholderSlayer]

PAO the world twice into an oyster. Now, the world is your oyster. Literally.

[Mixster]

Well:
30Maximized fireballs apparently do it, so how about:
Being a choker (or turning into one with shapechange)

1 Twinned Repeating quickened greater arcane fusion containing one twinned repeating maximized fireball, and one twinned repeating arcane fusion containing one hail of stone and one twinned repeating maximized fireball. That's 10 fireballs.
1 Twinned Repeating greater arcane fusion containing one twinned repeating maximized fireball, and one twinned repeating arcane fusion containing one hail of stone and one twinned repeating maximized fireball. That's 10 fireballs.
1 Twinned Repeating greater arcane fusion containing one twinned repeating maximized fireball, and one twinned repeating arcane fusion containing one hail of stone and one twinned repeating maximized fireball. That's 10 fireballs.
30 maximized fireballs if I can count, if not, everything will repeat itself and cause more damage.

Now to hope the earth doesn't have immunity to fire.

[Solo]

Molten core.

[archangel.arcanis]

How about  Twinned, repeating, split rayed, maximized, empowered(just for fun), irresistable disintegrate uncapped by reserves of strength and using circle magic to get CL40.

edit: forgot sculpt spell to turn it into an AoE

[awaken DM golem]

PAO the world twice into an oyster. Now, the world is your oyster. Literally.

Ha 

HA-HA !!

[Saxony]

Use Mountain Hammer (Tome of Battle, maneuver, stone dragon 2) a lot.

Get a few intelligent undead/contructs class levels and tell them to start tunneling.

[Lycanthromancer]

How about  Twinned, repeating, split rayed, maximized, empowered(just for fun), irresistable disintegrate uncapped by reserves of strength and using circle magic to get CL40.

edit: forgot sculpt spell to turn it into an AoE

If Sculpt Spell wasn't in there, this would only destroy 8 10' cubes.

[RealMarkP]

How much damage would shoving a portable hole into a portable hole do? I vaguely remember a former DM of mine describing the resulting cataclysmic explosion. He might have been over exaggerating though.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

How much damage would shoving a portable hole into a portable hole do? I vaguely remember a former DM of mine describing the resulting cataclysmic explosion. He might have been over exaggerating though.

Portable hole into portable hole?  By strict RAW, none at all.

[X-Codes]

How much damage would shoving a portable hole into a portable hole do? I vaguely remember a former DM of mine describing the resulting cataclysmic explosion. He might have been over exaggerating though.

Portable hole into portable hole?  By strict RAW, none at all.

You will, however, be inside someone's A-Hole.

[Lycanthromancer]

How much damage would shoving a portable hole into a portable hole do? I vaguely remember a former DM of mine describing the resulting cataclysmic explosion. He might have been over exaggerating though.

Portable hole into portable hole?  By strict RAW, none at all.

You will, however, be inside someone's A-Hole.

It's the best place to be!

[Monotremeancer]

Put two gargantuan portable holes inside a fireproof bag, teleport to the core of the planet, have an animated object put them into each other. The Astral Plane suddenly have potential to create the most awesome sauna party ever. Not only is it because it is hot as hell, they can also watch a planet implode at the same time.

[Bauglir]

This is kinda off-topic, but have I mentioned that every time I see this thread I immediately think of Zorc and Pals?

[Tenebrous Apostate]

How much damage would shoving a portable hole into a portable hole do? I vaguely remember a former DM of mine describing the resulting cataclysmic explosion. He might have been over exaggerating though.

Portable hole into portable hole?  By strict RAW, none at all.

You will, however, be inside someone's A-Hole.

It's the best place to be!

+1
I would suggest 60 minions (more or less) casting Apocalipse from the sky from a scroll. If this does not kill the world atropos will surely do it since its's going to be drawn to the atrocity

[jojolagger]

How much damage would shoving a portable hole into a portable hole do? I vaguely remember a former DM of mine describing the resulting cataclysmic explosion. He might have been over exaggerating though.

Portable hole into portable hole?  By strict RAW, none at all.

You will, however, be inside someone's A-Hole.

But technically you would also be in their B-Hole.

[nijineko]

on the subject of destroying the world, i suggest this post that has some good ideas:

http://dicefreaks.superforums.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2949&p=75735#p75735

a few i suggested: dropping or guiding a sphere of annihilation into the center of the planet. it would eventually drain out all the magma - liquid portions, resulting in planetquakes and other fun weirdness.

we also calculated that a planet has roughly 275.4 sextillion hp. assuming stone as the major component. that will need to be adjusted slightly to account for the iron core that is supposed to exist in a planet.

[BrokeAndDrive]

Elect the Democrats to office.

FTFY

[distributed]

1. The world is a colosal object
2. fiend of possesion, possess world
3 animate  .. .

(4) now you don't want to destroy it but... only 150 hp or so so... hit yourself until done.

5 ?
6. profit?

[jameswilliamogle]

I'd try to use the ultra-fast Swordsage build which causes fire damage on the inside of the area in which it moves. I just feel like its classy.  Like one tit out, but not flashing both.