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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #320 on: September 19, 2010, 07:53:24 PM »
A live spider's cost is infinitesimal, since you can get arbitrarily many in a spell component pouch... I think that means that a first level wizard can summon as many spider swarms as he wants.


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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #321 on: September 19, 2010, 08:03:54 PM »
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Let's say I have a build that can cast 9th level arcane spells and doesn't want to spend giant piles of money on Tomes and Manuals of various kinds. Is there any way to get Wish as a spell-like ability or supernatural ability or anything like that that only requires a single class level, or expenditure of a non-gp, non-xp, non-class level resource? Please not "Candles of Invocation", those are a bit silly even for this.
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #322 on: September 19, 2010, 08:05:40 PM »
Leadership -> someone with max levels in Master of The Silent Sound (dragon 297).
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #323 on: September 19, 2010, 09:22:05 PM »
Q 87 Where can I find the Silver March Web spells site? I know there's at least three spells.
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #324 on: September 19, 2010, 09:26:31 PM »
Q 87 Where can I find the Silver March Web spells site? I know there's at least three spells.
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #325 on: September 19, 2010, 09:40:04 PM »
Q 87 Where can I find the Silver March Web spells site? I know there's at least three spells.
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google gives this
http://www.imarvintpa.com/dndlive/Index_Source.php?Sources=Silver+March+Web&Small=2
Got that one. I'm looking for the original listings.
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #326 on: September 19, 2010, 09:46:55 PM »
Q88: Why does a phaerimm taking sorcerer levels gain double bonuses from doing so? All I see is that sorcerer class levels stack with phaerimm levels....I don't see how you can get the benefits of both at the same time (since when taking sorcerer levels, you're not taking phaerimm levels).

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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #327 on: September 19, 2010, 09:55:41 PM »
Q89 I am an Azurin. I want to be large. No Half Minotaur. Help me out?

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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #328 on: September 19, 2010, 10:14:07 PM »
Q89 I am an Azurin. I want to be large. No Half Minotaur. Help me out?
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #329 on: September 19, 2010, 10:25:37 PM »
Basically same thing as Half Minotaur. I want to avoid +12STR for a +1LA to be nice to the DM.

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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #330 on: September 19, 2010, 10:34:55 PM »
Basically same thing as Half Minotaur. I want to avoid +12STR for a +1LA to be nice to the DM.
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #331 on: September 19, 2010, 10:35:37 PM »

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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #333 on: September 20, 2010, 02:08:46 AM »
#xx Does wall of stone exist as a 4th level or lower spell?
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #334 on: September 20, 2010, 02:36:29 AM »
Q90: i want to use the primordial giant template, but i need a +0 LA, or at the most +1, and NO RACIAL HD Giant.. any suggestions, besides half giant?

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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #335 on: September 20, 2010, 02:41:38 AM »
Q90: i want to use the primordial giant template, but i need a +0 LA, or at the most +1, and NO RACIAL HD Giant.. any suggestions, besides half giant?
Hmm... maybe apply the half-golem template to something large sized, and then incarnate construct.
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #336 on: September 20, 2010, 02:46:28 AM »
Warforged + expansion = temporary large size.  Hit with incarnate construct, shrink back down.
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #337 on: September 20, 2010, 02:55:14 AM »
Q90: i want to use the primordial giant template, but i need a +0 LA, or at the most +1, and NO RACIAL HD Giant.. any suggestions, besides half giant?
Hmm... maybe apply the half-golem template to something large sized, and then incarnate construct.

so just being large sized, makes you a giant? or am i misunderstanding...  ???

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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #338 on: September 20, 2010, 03:07:40 AM »
Q90: i want to use the primordial giant template, but i need a +0 LA, or at the most +1, and NO RACIAL HD Giant.. any suggestions, besides half giant?
Hmm... maybe apply the half-golem template to something large sized, and then incarnate construct.

so just being large sized, makes you a giant? or am i misunderstanding...  ???
Incarnate Construct give giant type if your large or bigger, humanoid if medium or smaller.
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Re: Simple Q&A #17 -- the "your mama's so ___ ... " edition
« Reply #339 on: September 20, 2010, 03:10:36 AM »
Q90: i want to use the primordial giant template, but i need a +0 LA, or at the most +1, and NO RACIAL HD Giant.. any suggestions, besides half giant?
Hmm... maybe apply the half-golem template to something large sized, and then incarnate construct.

so just being large sized, makes you a giant? or am i misunderstanding...  ???
Incarnate Construct give giant type if your large or bigger, humanoid if medium or smaller.


wow.. didnt know that. incarnate constr is in savage species, correct?.. thanks..