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Quote from: NiteCyper on September 27, 2010, 03:21:07 AM78. ... there's an epic-level market for sleepwalking weaponsmiths.79: You can't tell if the above quote is referring to people purchasing weapons which walk in their sleep, purchasing weaponsmiths which walk in their sleep, purchasing weapons crafted by a weaponsmith who walks in their sleep, purchasing weapons crafted by a weaponsmith who walks in his sleep which themselves in turn also walk in their sleep, or purchasing a sleep-walking weaponsmith who, while walking in his sleep, smiths weapons that themselves walk in their sleep.
78. ... there's an epic-level market for sleepwalking weaponsmiths.
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show. Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH! Behind door number 2: A magic crown! Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
Quote from: McPoyo on March 30, 2010, 05:13:33 PMThey don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu.
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,One for the Wizard on his dark throneIn the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
80. Yes, linguistics really does matter that much in the game.
Quote from: Bozwevial on September 27, 2010, 03:33:21 AM80. Yes, linguistics really does matter that much in the game.82: This is part of the reason you're happy to be dating a linguist. <3
Quote from: Rebel7284 on September 27, 2010, 12:43:01 PMQuote from: Bozwevial on September 27, 2010, 03:33:21 AM80. Yes, linguistics really does matter that much in the game.82: This is part of the reason you're happy to be dating a linguist. <3Wai... Wha... Huh?
er?21x 10 = 210210 x .5 = 110no matter, its sick, i like it.
Quote from: altpersona on September 19, 2010, 06:17:07 PMer?21x 10 = 210210 x .5 = 110no matter, its sick, i like it.You might be playing 3.5 if you can find people who can are epic enough to make kobolds strong enough to give it to mother nature up the ass, without waking her up or who are smart enough to argue about the hypothical thoretical implication of an out of print game with different laws of physics as a thought excersise that can't see that 210/2 is 105 and not 110...for 3 pages.
Quote from: emaNsdrawkcaB on September 27, 2010, 03:44:56 PMQuote from: Rebel7284 on September 27, 2010, 12:43:01 PMQuote from: Bozwevial on September 27, 2010, 03:33:21 AM80. Yes, linguistics really does matter that much in the game.82: This is part of the reason you're happy to be dating a linguist. <3Wai... Wha... Huh?Tell us all about it...I have a hot linguist friend who likes D&D whom I do fun things with. Reading that and going "true, her skills with her tongue can TOTALLY lead to some fun rules debates" is totally a 3.5 attitude. Or maybe I'm just happy I have a cute geek friend or something
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!Steve: You underestimate my power! Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!Steve: *charges*Fluffy: *three critical strikes* Steve: ****
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
Quote from: RobbyPants on September 13, 2010, 12:10:23 PM48. A PC can go from being a no-name adventurer to overthrowing deities in a span of two months in game.Hmm, an average of 13.5 encounters per level as I recall. About 4 encounters per day. 270 encounters per 20 levels. 67.5 days. Wow... it IS only 2 months and change O.oA pretty intense 2 months though.. no downtime =)
48. A PC can go from being a no-name adventurer to overthrowing deities in a span of two months in game.
85. ...Figuring out your stats without magic items (for instance, in an AMF) is more of a pain in the ass than calculating the bonuses they give you.
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
Quote from: Agita on September 28, 2010, 06:03:39 PM85. ...Figuring out your stats without magic items (for instance, in an AMF) is more of a pain in the ass than calculating the bonuses they give you.Gee I wonder what game this is for.
battletoads war-toadsEDIT: dang it, war beast requires medium size.how about adding spell fire instead of improvised weapon.magebred spellfire toads, 15 con, accidentally hit them w/ a spell and your toast.EDit:its a shame that magebred only makes them int 2, int 3 and they could take a level of warlock and use summon swarm and EB.
Give them 2 flaws for shape soulmeld:dissolving spittle and a feat that gives a point of incarnum. 40d6 damage a round.
89: If the whim of a optimization board poster can optimize a previously assumed failure of the Challenge Rating system to an overpoweringly difficult challenge for low level adventurers via tried and true splatbook intervention.Quote from: lans on September 30, 2010, 10:42:39 AMGive them 2 flaws for shape soulmeld:dissolving spittle and a feat that gives a point of incarnum. 40d6 damage a round.
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.JaronK
Wouldn't they be CR 1 each (due to magebred), and therefore by some means of CR calculation be CR20? Now, I do believe most Level 20 characters can resist that damage, and even a lowly fireball can end the day for the poor toads.
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PMIn other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.